I DO NOT Accept the Premise of "Happy Gilmore"

[ConvenientParking]

I have it on good sources.

I'm uniFIGHT. We've bantered before just in case you were wondering who I was. Not that I was notable under that handle.

 

[McLovin32]

That's my favorite regional accent. We're in fight bar territory. I have a kid brother who just graduated high school and I told him to watch two movies now that he's a man that our parents probably didn't show him. Good Will Hunting and The Departed. He'll soon thank me because I'm his oldest brother and you aren't.

Ugh. I have to talk to clients from Boston a few times a week, and every single time I want to cut my ears off. So fight bar 6:30.

 

[TJ8869]

I have it on good sources.

In that case it’s time to bring back the Favorite Cinematic Moments threads.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Ugh. I have to talk to clients from Boston a few times a week, and every single time I want to cut my ears off. So fight bar 6:30.

I talk to people with upsidedown mortgages every day. Very little Boston. A lot of NYC, Philly, Baltimore. I have no idea why Boston homeowners have equity compared to NY, Philly, Bmore.

 

[who r u]

He's good people either way. He's a teacher/coach and is for sure a good dude for kids to follow.

 

[ConvenientParking]

You laugh, but you have haven't seen the most recent season of Last Chance U.

 

[HumbleP1e]

Wit whiz is the only way to go!

Nobody beats the whiz.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[Bank of Hawk]

He needed $270,000 to save Grandma's house. After ONE WEEK on the tour he was the biggest sensation in golf. Yet, ZERO sponsorships and still playing with crap equipment.

Oh...and he fought an Alligator in the water and was dry on the next hole.

I also have a theory on "Humanoids of the Deep" but I don't want you guys to think I'm a nut.

Everyone knows hockey translate into golf. Happy was working on his hockey game, every day of the year, as he exclaimed in his autobiography movie “only 364 days until hockey tryouts, gotta toughen up”

So he has the drive. While he wasn’t developing a golf swing per se, his slap shot was all-world.

Secondly he was dumb as shit, probably should have been living in a group home for adults… nonetheless, this helps explain why he wore the outfits he did and used the old set of clubs. He was simply too dumb to know any better.

He did have a subway sponsorship.

And since this was a movie , they probably changed clothes for the next scene after the alligator tussle.

 

[hawkirugged17]