I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
I just pooped without my phone
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Some of my best posts are while on the throne.
So you must never post on the throne.
What's crazy to me is how attached we are to the phone that leaving without it.
Seriously as a 16 year old who first got his license I regularly left home drove to school, drove to different places around town and even drove to other towns in other states with no phone and I had no concerns whatsoever.
But as a nearly 40 year old grown ass man if you asked me to leave home without my phone I'd be worried about getting in an accident or my car dying some other out of the ordinary thing happening and not being able to call my family or get help.
To be fair though when I was 16 if I needed to contact someone I could usually actually find a pay phone somewhere to make the call. Now it would be impossible to find one. . . Plus if you came to someone's door begging to use the phone they would probably either shoot you or call the police.
Seriously as a 16 year old who first got his license I regularly left home drove to school, drove to different places around town and even drove to other towns in other states with no phone and I had no concerns whatsoever.
But as a nearly 40 year old grown ass man if you asked me to leave home without my phone I'd be worried about getting in an accident or my car dying some other out of the ordinary thing happening and not being able to call my family or get help.
To be fair though when I was 16 if I needed to contact someone I could usually actually find a pay phone somewhere to make the call. Now it would be impossible to find one. . . Plus if you came to someone's door begging to use the phone they would probably either shoot you or call the police.
I would have thought all of your posts were before you got on the throne.
Just his way of letting us know he shit himself again.
Yep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
I'm old enough to remember when we didn't even have a phone at our house. I was about 10 when we finally got a phone, and it was on a party line. Even the tiny weenie towns all had a pay phone when I was a teenager - you could get a operator on the line and make a "collect" call home if it was an emergency...and there seldom was a real emergency. If your car broke down, you fixed it. If you got a flat, which was not uncommon, you fixed it too.
We are definitely not the same. I take long poops all the time to get out of work. Sometimes I just go in there to fart
90 seconds? You have diarrhea a lot?
The days when I flipped through a car, cycling, or running magazine.
Don't lie, you know you kept your hand busy doing something else. Just had to use your imagination instead of watching free porn on your phone.
Currently posting from bathroom. Just checking in, guys.
No. I have a bar that hangs overhead for me to hold onto. But, I'm serious. It was the worst 90 minutes of my life.
Yep, still remember our party line ring and number. 3 longs and a short. 23 on 37...
Back in the old days, we had no shame and would walk into the bathroom with the newspaper tucked under our arm.
Please tell me those are minimum amounts of time spent on the pit.
I guess I'm with the minority crowd on this one. I view pooping as a task, not a damned experience.
I spent my youth reading the back of the shampoo bottle. Dr. Bronner's Castile Soap was a godsend.
I’m a fast pooper too. But then We had kids.. now I mostly take my time just for some peace.
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
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