I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
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So you must never post on the throne.Some of my best posts are while on the throne.
Some of my best posts are while on the throne.
So you must never post on the throne.
Just his way of letting us know he shit himself again.Why? Why would you do something like that?
I take fast poops
We are definitely not the same. I take long poops all the time to get out of work. Sometimes I just go in there to fartYep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
90 seconds? You have diarrhea a lot?Yep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
Don't lie, you know you kept your hand busy doing something else. Just had to use your imagination instead of watching free porn on your phone.I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
When I worked, I took slow poops. It was an extra break .. ha haYep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
No. I have a bar that hangs overhead for me to hold onto. But, I'm serious. It was the worst 90 minutes of my life.Don't lie, you know you kept your hand busy doing something else. Just had to use your imagination instead of watching free porn on your phone.
Yep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
Yep, still remember our party line ring and number. 3 longs and a short. 23 on 37...I'm old enough to remember when we didn't even have a phone at our house. I was about 10 when we finally got a phone, and it was on a party line. Even the tiny weenie towns all had a pay phone when I was a teenager - you could get a operator on the line and make a "collect" call home if it was an emergency...and there seldom was a real emergency. If your car broke down, you fixed it. If you got a flat, which was not uncommon, you fixed it too.
What did you use to wipe?I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
It always surprises me when I have friends in the bathroom for 2, 3, 5+ minutes.
Hydrant behind my houseWhat did you use to wipe?
We should kick your sorry ass out of HROT 😎.I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
I spent my youth reading the back of the shampoo bottle. Dr. Bronner's Castile Soap was a godsend.I can't believe we used to live like that. Just awful.
Some people are just long-winded poopers I guess 🤣 I don't get it.Please tell me those are minimum amounts of time spent on the pit.
Do you even know how long it takes to play a few games of retrobowl?I don't take my phone in when I take a poo. If I'm sitting on the toilet for over 30 seconds it's due to me being on my phone.
It always surprises me when I have friends in the bathroom for 2, 3, 5+ minutes.
I’m a fast pooper too. But then We had kids.. now I mostly take my time just for some peace.Yep. When I'm ready, I'm ready. It is rare I'm in there for more than 90 seconds.
I have never, not once - taken my phone with me to the bathroom with the intent of being in there long enough to use it.
Exactly why I don't bring it in.Do you even know how long it takes to play a few games of retrobowl?
Or, if need be:Back in the old days, we had no shame and would walk into the bathroom with the newspaper tucked under our arm.