That produce testosterone, I already know who you are voting for and just wish you a good day.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
If you have testicles....
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is it the guy who cakes himself in makeup, demands everyone constantly praise him (and immediately insults anyone who doesn't), and refuses to ever acknowledge a single mistake?
you guys that see trump as some kind of gary cooper character are hilarious...in reality he's basically...
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It's not even debatable. Men, particularly white men, who support Democrats, are more on the feminine side.
Is that why Trump's running mate wears eye liner and he wears makeup?
Fox and Friends made him sit on a towel. So we know what his bowels are producing.
George Santos was a good example of this also. And the large, large men that grovel up to trump with tears in their eyes thanking him.
Is it bc Trump has bigger tits than his opponent?
So you're saying MAGAts don't use their brains when deciding to vote? At least you make sense for once.
Elon doing everything possible to put his $75M thumbs on the scale.
I still think there's a real possibility this election is cancelled, or at least somethin will happen that will ultimately keep Trump out of office. Things are setting up pretty nicely for it.
The something that will happen is called "fewer electoral college votes." It's been all the rage in U.S. presidential elections for quite some time now.
Your first assertion, of course, is lunacy. But you know that.
Vote for a guy that;
1. Has never worked a day in his life
2. Has a history of stiffing contractors that actually work
3. Makes fun of POWs
4. Mocks a disabled person
5. Last but certainly not least, has been convicted of rape
That sounds like someone I would want to punch in the face, not vote for
1. Has never worked a day in his life
2. Has a history of stiffing contractors that actually work
3. Makes fun of POWs
4. Mocks a disabled person
5. Last but certainly not least, has been convicted of rape
That sounds like someone I would want to punch in the face, not vote for
The list goes on and on…I forgot about the Trump U scam….lol. This guy represents the opposite of masculinity
I love these threads where the right wingers on this site are trying to outstupid each other. The competition is fierce and there's some real entertainment value here.
Owning the libs Bro.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Nice try at trolling.
Real Alpha’s don’t take orders from some beta cuck on the internet who tries to bro shame them into voting for a fat rapist. Real Alphas vote for whoever they damn well please.
I just climbed the tallest mountain in the lower 48 states at 52 years old, was CEO of a company you have heard of, have multiple homes, and two amazing grown kids. I’m voting for Harris.
How will I ever live with the fact you think I don’t have testosterone? Oh the horror.
Here's all the "manly" things I like to do:
- Hunting
- Off-roading/rock crawling
- Shooting guns at the range
- Hiking rugged trails
- Chopping wood
- Camping in remote locations
- Fixing cars
- Grilling meat over an open flame
- Building or carpentry work
- Boating
- Snow/water skiing
- Yard work
- Home renovations or DIY projects
- Having consensual sex with a woman
- NOT VOTING FOR TRUMP
Having hard time deciding in this thread. Current rankings:
@naturalbornhawk
@Whiskeydeltadeltatango
@NorthernHawkeye
@seminole97
2 and 3 could be flipped and I wouldn’t argue.
As far as cucks go, I would reverse the list.
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In the peculiar land of Wingopolis, where humans had wings and extra-large buttholes, President Zephyr was known for his extravagant tastes. One fateful day, he decided to indulge in a bowl of cock soup—a local delicacy made with rare spices and a hint of magic. Little did he know, this soup had the power to transform him in ways he couldn’t imagine.
After a hearty feast, President Zephyr felt a strange sensation. Suddenly, a horn sprouted from his forehead, crafted from dung beetles and the tears of overly joyful children. Panic ensued in the grand hall as the president’s aides, each sporting vibrant feathers and uniquely shaped behinds, rushed to his side.
"Mr. President, we must act fast!" shouted his chief advisor, Ava, fluttering her wings nervously.
But there was one unlikely source of wisdom: a group of talking parrots perched nearby. These feathered friends had always been underestimated. “Squawk! Only love can save the day!” one parrot squawked, flapping its wings dramatically.
Ava, desperate for guidance, asked, “What do you mean?”
“Seek the heart of the horn!” the parrot replied. “It’s a portal to a realm where the tears can be turned into joy!”
With a plan in mind, the president and his aides gathered the children of Wingopolis, encouraging them to share their happiest moments. The tears of joy flowed freely, swirling around the horn and transforming it into a dazzling beacon of light.
As the light enveloped him, President Zephyr felt the horn dissolve, leaving him as he once was—fluffy wings intact and a smile on his face. “Thank you, dear parrots!” he exclaimed. “You’ve saved my life and restored my dignity!”
From that day forward, the president promised to limit his cock soup intake and celebrate the joys of Wingopolis with the very children who had helped save him. The parrots became his trusted advisors, and Wingopolis thrived, all thanks to a horn made of dung beetles and a splash of laughter.
And so, the tale of President Zephyr’s transformation spread far and wide, reminding everyone that sometimes, wisdom comes from the most unexpected places—even from talking parrots.
After a hearty feast, President Zephyr felt a strange sensation. Suddenly, a horn sprouted from his forehead, crafted from dung beetles and the tears of overly joyful children. Panic ensued in the grand hall as the president’s aides, each sporting vibrant feathers and uniquely shaped behinds, rushed to his side.
"Mr. President, we must act fast!" shouted his chief advisor, Ava, fluttering her wings nervously.
But there was one unlikely source of wisdom: a group of talking parrots perched nearby. These feathered friends had always been underestimated. “Squawk! Only love can save the day!” one parrot squawked, flapping its wings dramatically.
Ava, desperate for guidance, asked, “What do you mean?”
“Seek the heart of the horn!” the parrot replied. “It’s a portal to a realm where the tears can be turned into joy!”
With a plan in mind, the president and his aides gathered the children of Wingopolis, encouraging them to share their happiest moments. The tears of joy flowed freely, swirling around the horn and transforming it into a dazzling beacon of light.
As the light enveloped him, President Zephyr felt the horn dissolve, leaving him as he once was—fluffy wings intact and a smile on his face. “Thank you, dear parrots!” he exclaimed. “You’ve saved my life and restored my dignity!”
From that day forward, the president promised to limit his cock soup intake and celebrate the joys of Wingopolis with the very children who had helped save him. The parrots became his trusted advisors, and Wingopolis thrived, all thanks to a horn made of dung beetles and a splash of laughter.
And so, the tale of President Zephyr’s transformation spread far and wide, reminding everyone that sometimes, wisdom comes from the most unexpected places—even from talking parrots.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Nah my Friday is great. Hope yours is as well.
I just find the whole Trump bro culture to be pathetic. A bunch of fat f*cks that think they know what real men think all while absorbing talking points from Russian incels. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.
Local Man Hospitalized After Attempting to "Eat" Fart Air
Wingopolis, October 18, 2024 — In a bizarre turn of events, local resident Benny Whiffle, 32, was struck by a truck while attempting to capture and consume what he described as "fart air" in the downtown area.
Witnesses reported that Benny, known for his eccentric ideas and quirky sense of humor, had been wandering the streets with a large balloon and a curious contraption made from kitchen utensils. Eyewitness Samantha Feathers recounted, “He was really focused on inhaling something. I thought he was joking until he yelled, ‘I’m gonna eat this fart air!’”
Authorities say Benny was attempting to capture the essence of a “perfect fart” for a personal project aimed at creating the world’s first “fart-flavored” ice cream. Unfortunately, as he bent down to collect what he believed was a particularly potent gust, he failed to notice an oncoming delivery truck.
“Honestly, it all happened so fast,” said Greg Wingspan, the truck driver. “I was just making my usual rounds when I saw him lunging toward the ground. I swerved, but… well, I couldn’t avoid him.”
Benny was transported to Wingopolis General Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a sprained ankle and a bruised ego. Doctors say he’s expected to make a full recovery, but they strongly advise against any future “gas-eating” endeavors.
Local authorities remind residents to be cautious when engaging in unusual hobbies and to keep a safe distance from moving vehicles. Benny's friends are planning a fundraiser to cover his medical bills, and they’re considering a name change for his project: “Whiffle’s Whimsical Ice Cream.”
President Zephyr Brings Rare Fart Air to Benny Whiffle in Hospital
Wingopolis, October 20, 2024 — In an unprecedented act of goodwill, President Zephyr made a surprise visit to Benny Whiffle at Wingopolis General Hospital, this time with a special gift: a jar of the rare fart air Benny had been longing for.
As Benny rested in his hospital bed, still sporting a colorful bandage on his ankle, President Zephyr entered with a flourish. “Benny, I hear you’re on a mission for the perfect fart air!” he announced, holding up a shimmering jar filled with swirling, iridescent vapor.
Benny’s eyes widened in disbelief. “Is that… what I think it is?”
“Indeed! This is the elusive ‘Gust of Guffaw’—sourced from the finest jokesters in Wingopolis. It’s said to hold the essence of laughter itself!” the president declared, grinning widely.
Benny could hardly contain his excitement. “You mean I can finally create my fart-flavored ice cream? This is a game changer!”
President Zephyr nodded, placing the jar gently on Benny’s bedside table. “Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use it wisely, and who knows? You might just put Wingopolis on the map for innovative desserts!”
The two spent the afternoon discussing Benny’s ideas, with the president encouraging him to experiment while also sharing some of his own whimsical stories about the trials and tribulations of leadership. “Sometimes, the best ideas come from the most unexpected places,” Zephyr said, laughing.
As the visit came to a close, Benny thanked the president profusely. “This means the world to me, Mr. President. I promise to make something spectacular!”
“Make us proud, Benny,” Zephyr replied, giving him a friendly pat on the back before leaving the room. “And remember, laughter is the best medicine—second only to the occasional dash of fart air!”
With renewed hope and inspiration, Benny waved goodbye, eager to start his culinary adventure with the rare gift. The citizens of Wingopolis buzzed with excitement at the news, eager to see what this unique pairing of creativity and laughter would bring to their vibrant community.
Benny Whiffle Alleges Inappropriate Behavior by President Zephyr During Hospital Visit
Wingopolis, October 21, 2024 — In a shocking turn of events, Benny Whiffle has come forward with serious allegations against President Zephyr, claiming that the president acted inappropriately during his recent hospital visit.
Benny, still recovering from his unusual accident, held a press conference to share his experience. “What was meant to be a supportive visit turned uncomfortable,” he stated. “At one point, the president made several comments that were not only inappropriate but also referenced his own anatomy in a way that left me feeling uneasy.”
The president had previously visited Benny, presenting him with a jar of rare “fart air,” and their interaction was initially perceived as lighthearted. However, Benny’s revelations have cast a shadow over that visit. “I appreciated his support, but his comments crossed a line,” Benny added, describing how the conversation shifted from encouragement to unsettling personal remarks.
The incident has sparked a wave of reactions across Wingopolis, with citizens expressing shock and disappointment. Many are calling for a thorough investigation into Benny’s claims. “Everyone deserves to feel safe, especially in a hospital setting,” commented one concerned resident, who also added "although Benny does have a pretty nice package."
As the story unfolds, President Zephyr’s office has not yet issued a formal statement regarding the allegations. Wingopolis is now faced with a pressing need for accountability, with both supporters and critics closely watching how the situation develops.
Benny has vowed to speak out against inappropriate behavior and hopes his experience will encourage others to share their stories. “I want to create a safer environment for everyone, where laughter doesn’t come at the cost of respect,” he concluded.
The community remains on edge as the investigation unfolds, emphasizing the importance of consent and appropriate behavior in all interactions.
I spotted my first Harris/Walz yard sign today (next door to a Trump yard sign, so maybe retaliatory?)
I have seen far more Trump signs- mainly in affluent areas.
I have seen far more Trump signs- mainly in affluent areas.
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