Iowa recruits in new rankings

[ao_coachphil]

Plenty of venom spewed in the cesspool. Maybe he could be the moderator and milk a few snakes here. I'd contribute some NIL money for that. Ok

My son? In here? Oh hell no! One of us in here is more than enough. Us together, especially when we’re cutting up is REALLY, REALLY bad. Put it like this: people think he was sent to Wyoming Seminary to wrestle. Truth is my wife sent him there to keep him away from us being together and getting in trouble. Sometimes I think he got good in wrestling just to terrorize his mama so she’d have to come sit in hot loud gyms…. Mama gonna LOVE Carver Hawkeye. 😂😉😂

 

[smalls103]

What's the names, Phil - of his snakes? i forget. iirc, one's name is 'covid'

 

[ao_coachphil]

What's the names, Phil - of his snakes? i forget. iirc, one's name is 'covid'

Covid is the Ball Python. Slinky is the Kenyan Sand Boa. King Tut is South American Red Tailed Boa. Oh, and ZeeK is the stuck up veiled chameleon that only likes my wife.

 

[UndercoverHawk]

Covid is the Ball Python. Slinky is the Kenyan Sand Boa. King Tut is South American Red Tailed Boa. Oh, and ZeeK is the stuck up veiled chameleon that only likes my wife.

Do they like Miss Hiss?

 

[wasdt21]

i know you are new, but gonna need to see a picture of this wife

 

[pml_dad]

Covid is the Ball Python. Slinky is the Kenyan Sand Boa. King Tut is South American Red Tailed Boa. Oh, and ZeeK is the stuck up veiled chameleon that only likes my wife.

Ha! Does Gabe know Murin's got a snake too? Like UndercoverHawk said Max's snake's name is Miss Hiss. The Big Ten put this together about Max & his snake. BTW, I love the name Covid, savage!

 

[ao_coachphil]

Do they like Miss Hiss?

Huge Miss Hiss fan. We’ve got Covid on her workout regimen.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

My son? In here? Oh hell no! One of us in here is more than enough. Us together, especially when we’re cutting up is REALLY, REALLY bad. Put it like this: people think he was sent to Wyoming Seminary to wrestle. Truth is my wife sent him there to keep him away from us being together and getting in trouble. Sometimes I think he got good in wrestling just to terrorize his mama so she’d have to come sit in hot loud gyms…. Mama gonna LOVE Carver Hawkeye. 😂😉😂

And when Mama starts to question all the time you are spending on the computer instead of with her..........

Be calm and explain that you have found a Biblical study group you are following.

Remember, Jacob wrestled with an Angel in Hosea 12:3-5.

And Genesis 30:8 has Girl wrestling. Rachel said, "With mighty wrestlings I have wrestled with my sister, and I have indeed prevailed."

And don't forget the Pics.............Obligatory!

 

[ao_coachphil]

And when Mama starts to question all the time you are spending on the computer instead of with her..........

Be calm and explain that you have found a Biblical study group you are following.

Remember, Jacob wrestled with an Angel Hosea 12:3-5.

And Genesis 30:8 has Girl wrestling. Rachel said, "With mighty wrestlings I have wrestled with my sister, and I have indeed prevailed."

And don't forget the Pics.............Obligatory!

This isn't Bible study. This is my emotional support group that is assisting me with coming to terms that my little boy is growing up. (sniff, sniff) I have to spend a lot of time on here because these last few days, since his commitment have been really hard on me. (sniff, sniff). Without your support, I don't know what would become of me. (sniff, sniff). I'm really, really trying hard to keep it together...... It's all just so overwhelming....., but I have to be strong for him. (insert uncontrollable sobbing)

As for the picture, it doesn't like the link I am using, so you'll have to navigate to the one below. Our Christmas photo. And yes, you can see from my oldest where my youngest gets he's lifestyle and music tastes from. . . .

 

[pml_dad]

This isn't Bible study. This is my emotional support group that is assisting me with coming to terms that my little boy is growing up. (sniff, sniff) I have to spend a lot of time on here because these last few days, since his commitment have been really hard on me. (sniff, sniff). Without your support, I don't know what would become of me. (sniff, sniff). I'm really, really trying hard to keep it together...... It's all just so overwhelming....., but I have to be strong for him. (insert uncontrollable sobbing)

As for the picture, it doesn't like the link I am using, so you'll have to navigate to the one below. Our Christmas photo. And yes, you can see from my oldest where my youngest gets he's lifestyle and music tastes from. . . .

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Don't panic! I'm starting a campfire and fully prepared to sing kumbaya. Chopped wood came in handy, let's just hope Gabe doesn't show up carrying more damn water!

 

[bluroptimo]

Coach Phil,

First, very nice family photo and like many others I'm happy to welcome you to Iowa.

Second, this is the cesspool. It can get pretty gross, shameful, and wonderful in many other ways. Trolls, resident idiots, and freaks of all shapes, sizes, and colors haunt this forum...why I'm here, ha. Beware and have fun!

 

[PD4thespawn]

Naw… I grew up in a pet shop.

Herp, terp pretty close

 

[el dub]

Herp, terp pretty close

I started wrasslin’ boas and pythons at the age of 10. An emerald tree boa was the only one to win a best of three. (I pretty much gave up after the first bout.) Lol

 

[PD4thespawn]

I started wrasslin’ boas and pythons at the age of 10. An emerald tree boa was the only one to win a best of three. (I pretty much gave up after the first bout.) Lol

6 ft bull snake was my biggest. Once stuck my hand down a hole and came up with 5 baby bulls. Must of just hatched. Used to walk around with one coiled around my fingers to show the girls.

 

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6 ft bull snake was my biggest. Once stuck my hand down a hole and came up with 5 baby bulls. Must of just hatched. Used to walk around with one coiled around my fingers to show the girls.

You guys are freaks. Get a damn Labrador or Golden Retriever and call it good.

Plus they won't escape your house and crawl up the neighbors shitter and surprise him in the middle of the night. Win/Win. 😏

 

[HawkFan1986]

You guys are freaks. Get a damn Labrador or Golden Retriever and call it good.

Plus they won't escape your house and crawl up the neighbors shitter and surprise him in the middle of the night. Win/Win. 😏

Unless you don’t like your neighbor!

 

[ao_coachphil]

You guys are freaks. Get a damn Labrador or Golden Retriever and call it good.

Plus they won't escape your house and crawl up the neighbors shitter and surprise him in the middle of the night. Win/Win. 😏

We had a lab...... Covid ate him. Thanks for bringing up a repressed memory. You're a horrible person.

 

[Gobblin]

You guys are freaks. Get a damn Labrador or Golden Retriever and call it good.

Plus they won't escape your house and crawl up the neighbors shitter and surprise him in the middle of the night. Win/Win. 😏

I’m the proud owner of 3 big labs, but I’m not gonna lie, between the hair, shit, and lawn, I often wish I just had a turtle. 😜

 

[ao_coachphil]

I’m the proud owner of 3 big labs, but I’m not gonna lie, between the hair, shit, and lawn, I often wish I just had a turtle. 😜

You guys are jerks...... Covid ate Mr. Turtle too. . . . . I'm going back to work now. It's just to painful in here right now.

 

[JBJRFL]

You guys are jerks...... Covid ate Mr. Turtle too. . . . . I'm going back to work now. It's just to painful in here right now.

Normally the Cess Pool makes me cry. Today I've just been chuckling away.

 

[ping72]

You guys are freaks. Get a damn Labrador or Golden Retriever and call it good.

Plus they won't escape your house and crawl up the neighbors shitter and surprise him in the middle of the night. Win/Win. 😏

Sounds like you need to train your dog better.

 

[johnyt9]

This isn't Bible study. This is my emotional support group that is assisting me with coming to terms that my little boy is growing up. (sniff, sniff) I have to spend a lot of time on here because these last few days, since his commitment have been really hard on me. (sniff, sniff). Without your support, I don't know what would become of me. (sniff, sniff). I'm really, really trying hard to keep it together...... It's all just so overwhelming....., but I have to be strong for him. (insert uncontrollable sobbing)

As for the picture, it doesn't like the link I am using, so you'll have to navigate to the one below. Our Christmas photo. And yes, you can see from my oldest where my youngest gets he's lifestyle and music tastes from. . . .

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Oh yeah, your oldest dresses like he IS from Iowa

 

[wasdt21]

always asking for pics, but you are the first in a long time to go through with it.most of these guys live in mommys basement and don't really have a wife.

 

[ao_coachphil]

Oh yeah, your oldest dresses like he IS from Iowa

I should have recorded his response when his brother told him where...... I don't know if it was a two-step dance, or a combination of that, while "dropping it like its hot". Either way, he now is convinced he is now going to have multiple places to fish and hunt throughout the state of Iowa.

 

[Gobblin]

I should have recorded his response when his brother told him where...... I don't know if it was a two-step dance, or a combination of that, while "dropping it like its hot". Either way, he now is convinced he is now going to have multiple places to fish and hunt throughout the state of Iowa.

Need to get em on one of these 25lb corn fed Iowa thunder gobblers…. Not them scrawny, black, bearded Georgia pine chickens. I know a guy. 😎

 

[24 so far]

We had a lab...... Covid ate him. Thanks for bringing up a repressed memory. You're a horrible person.

I aim to please Coach Phil! Guess you should have had a rat terrier or chihuahua, nobody would miss those little moody ankle biters! 😏

 

[24 so far]

I’m the proud owner of 3 big labs, but I’m not gonna lie, between the hair, shit, and lawn, I often wish I just had a turtle. 😜

My neighbor has 3 dogs. 1 Black Lab, 1 cute fuzzy furball ankle biter and one mutt that resembles a Golden Lab. I love those dogs and most dogs. Mostly because they're not mine!

 

[el dub]

6 ft bull snake was my biggest. Once stuck my hand down a hole and came up with 5 baby bulls. Must of just hatched. Used to walk around with one coiled around my fingers to show the girls.

The last snake I wrangled was a little Pacific Rattler in Mendo county CA a few years back. It was on the gravel road early in the morning waiting for the sun below my camp. I woke it up by flicking its rattle to see if it was the real deal. The second flick did it. It woke up and went on the offensive immediately. Sounded like a two stroke engine coming at me. So I wrangled it onto a stick and got it off the road. The next neighbor might not have been so kind. Lol

 

[pml_dad]

The last snake I wrangled was a little Pacific Rattler in Mendo county CA a few years back. It was on the gravel road early in the morning waiting for the sun below my camp. I woke it up by flicking its rattle to see if it was the real deal. The second flick did it. It woke up and went on the offensive immediately. Sounded like a two stroke engine coming at me. So I wrangled it onto a stick and got it off the road. The next neighbor might not have been so kind. Lol

Sheesh you sound like my fiance always wanting to "relocate" rattlesnakes we find on the property. I'm still planning on trying wild AZ rattlesnake meat one of these days.

 

[el dub]

Sheesh you sound like my fiance always wanting to "relocate" rattlesnakes we find on the property. I'm still planning on trying wild AZ rattlesnake meat one of these days.

I tried it once. The guy burned it and it tasted like bacon.

 

[Mendoza77]

We had a lab...... Covid ate him. Thanks for bringing up a repressed memory. You're a horrible person.

There's not much good humor on this board, occasionally Fletcher. Posts like this make you a keeper!

 

[pml_dad]

I tried it once. The guy burned it and it tasted like bacon.

Ever tried "tamed" python? Just asking, don't judge me.

 

[funnyfletcher]

There's not much good humor on this board, occasionally Fletcher. Posts like this make you a keeper!

You guys aren't getting my A material for free

 

[Kwoodhawk]

You guys aren't getting my A material for free

Not sure anyone ever got any A material from you. Paying or otherwise.

Ba-da-bing Ba-da-boom.

 

[pml_dad]

You guys aren't getting my A material for free

Now THAT is funny!

 

[ao_coachphil]

Ever tried "tamed" python? Just asking, don't judge me.

I shared this with my son. He's asking for your phone number and address......

 

[el dub]

Not sure anyone ever got any A material from you. Paying or otherwise.

Ba-da-bing Ba-da-boom.

Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaaa…..

 

[Kidwicked]

Do you Iowa fans see this recruiting class being the class that turns around Brands and Iowa’s upper weight success as far as winning individual titles ?

I saw posted today on another page that in the last 15 years Penn State has won like 18-19 individual titles to Iowa’s 3-4 from 157 to HWT ?

Would have to think Brands is looking to swing those numbers in Iowa’s favor with his recent upper weight recruiting success.

 

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Do you Iowa fans see this recruiting class being the class that turns around Brands and Iowa’s upper weight success as far as winning individual titles ?

I saw posted today on another page that in the last 15 years Penn State has won like 18-19 individual titles to Iowa’s 3-4 from 157 to HWT ?

Would have to think Brands is looking to swing those numbers in Iowa’s favor with his recent upper weight recruiting success.

Iowa is the 2 Time Defending Big Ten Champion with the upper weight recruits we currently have. I think we're doing OK already.

 

[pml_dad]

I shared this with my son. He's asking for your phone number and address......

Ooooh, yeash...ok well good news....after anger management I am a new man and vow from now on to only eat Labrador or Retriever so help me God!