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Is anyone super excited to watch Yellowstone Sunday night?

The nonlinear timeline had me a little confused for a couple of minutes. Beth calls Rip to tell him her father - his boss and a man who treated him like a son - has been murdered and begs him to come home. Rip tells her he’s on his way and the next thing we see is Rip casually driving a truck and trailer. My first thought was “wait…he’s going to fvcking drive all the way from west Texas back to Montana?!”
 
It was the police on the other end letting him know time of death and COD…cause of death which was 1056, meaning suicide. Jamie is shocked because he didn’t think she would actually do it and have him killed.
I thought the voice said COD 10:56, like we’ve been paid. It was an awkwardly voiced call on the other end. Not sure how you casually make that call, but it was odd. And, to formally call it a suicide so early is TV stuff given that they already knew the video feed had been conveniently cut.
 
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The nonlinear timeline had me a little confused for a couple of minutes. Beth calls Rip to tell him her father - his boss and a man who treated him like a son - has been murdered and begs him to come home. Rip tells her he’s on his way and the next thing we see is Rip casually driving a truck and trailer. My first thought was “wait…he’s going to fvcking drive all the way from west Texas back to Montana?!”
Isn’t that when they have the little notice across the bottom that says, SIX WEEKS EARLIER
 
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Some of you are terrible. Christina is the chick Jamie is banging. She has a name, you know.
That being said, she should always parade around in lingerie like when she's waiting on Jamie to come home.

No, her name is Sarah.

Her transformation from one role to the next is impressive. She was a real bitch in 1883.

 
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I still liked the show bc Montana is a beautiful state and the western ranch life is a unique part of America.
But at some point Sheridan decided to jump the shark on the ridiculousness of story lines, while concurrently making the show an "ode to the old time cowboy". I find myself enjoying the latter part more and the former less. Looking forward to 1923 coming back in December.
 
Is it really that easy to find high quality hit men? Sure, you can find budget hit men at truck stops, but Christina sure did make easy contact with a guy who was pretty open about whacking people for money.
Pretty sure her name is Sarah. Wasn't it Sarah who talked to the hitman after they stripped her of her jewelry and shoes??

And I wanna do dirty things to her. Man she’s fine.
 
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Pretty sure her name is Sarah. Wasn't it Sarah who talked to the hitman after they stripped her of her jewelry and shoes??

And I wanna do dirty things to her. Man she’s fine.
Yeah, I got confused, I think Christina was the GF Jamie had 1-2 seasons ago? Also bangable.
 
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Yeah, I got confused

Impeach Paramount Network GIF by Yellowstone
 
Yeah, I got confused, I think Christina was the GF Jamie had 1-2 seasons ago? Also bangable.
I think that’s correct. Christina was Jamie’s assistant or campaign manager or something when he ran for Attorney General. She was hot as hell.

I think Sarah works for Market Equities. IIRC the old biddy with the creepy voice brought her in to use her vagina to bring down the Duttons through Jamie.
 
I think that’s correct. Christina was Jamie’s assistant or campaign manager or something when he ran for Attorney General. She was hot as hell.

I think Sarah works for Market Equities. IIRC the old biddy with the creepy voice brought her in to use her vagina to bring down the Duttons through Jamie.
Which, makes sense in TV world that a hedge fund chick would know how to dial up some hit men. Well, unless the campaign strategist worked for Hillary Clinton at one time.
 
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Which, makes sense in TV world that a hedge fund chick would know how to dial up some hit men. Well, unless the campaign strategist worked for Hillary Clinton at one time.
That’s why she was brought in to destroy the family so Market Equities could take over their land for development. This wasn’t her first rodeo having people taken out and using her vag to help get the buy in needed to do so. I look forward to Beth f-ing her three ways from sideways in the final episodes while Jamie gets worked like a part time job from Kasey.

The no pic wife thinks this is all just a dream or nightmare Jamie is having so the show can continue further down the road. Damn, she might be right.
 
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I still liked the show bc Montana is a beautiful state and the western ranch life is a unique part of America.
But at some point Sheridan decided to jump the shark on the ridiculousness of story lines, while concurrently making the show an "ode to the old time cowboy". I find myself enjoying the latter part more and the former less. Looking forward to 1923 coming back in December.
Aware they are just replaying season 1 of 1923 on paramount in Dec for those that didn't watch it on paramount plus right.
 
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So, the show flashed some tribute at the beginning or end of the show, don't remember which, to Billy Klapper and it got me wondering who that is.

He was the old dude that was in that cameo giving the spurs to Rip. Apparently he died shortly after that scene was filmed.

I know... no one cares.
I wasn't sure he was going to make it through the scene without dying tbh.
 
I rewatched the second hour as I was on the phone last night but "thought" I was paying attention.

The apparent conclusion is that Beth kills Jamie while Kayce leads the family into a new era. There have to be more wow moments.

I think a sexy time interaction between Monica and Sarah could be interesting
 
I still liked the show bc Montana is a beautiful state and the western ranch life is a unique part of America.
But at some point Sheridan decided to jump the shark on the ridiculousness of story lines, while concurrently making the show an "ode to the old time cowboy". I find myself enjoying the latter part more and the former less. Looking forward to 1923 coming back in December.
I forget now which season it was, but there was a time when seemingly every episode featured Sheridan doing fancy riding tricks on his million dollar show horses.

And then all the ranch hands would stand around admiring the mountains and the sunset and saying things like “Yessir, cowboyin’ is the life for me.”

It was as if Sheridan didn’t have enough hours in the day to tend to all of his shows so he resorted to letting ChatGPT write his scripts.
 
That’s why she was brought in to destroy the family so Market Equities could take over their land for development. This wasn’t her first rodeo having people taken out and using her vag to help get the buy in needed to do so. I look forward to Beth f-ing her three ways from sideways in the final episodes while Jamie gets worked like a part time job from Kasey.

The no pic wife thinks this is all just a dream or nightmare Jamie is having so the show can continue further down the road. Damn, she might be right.
If this ends as some lame ass dream I’ll personally lead the lynching posse against Sheridan.
 
I think that’s correct. Christina was Jamie’s assistant or campaign manager or something when he ran for Attorney General. She was hot as hell.

I think Sarah works for Market Equities. IIRC the old biddy with the creepy voice brought her in to use her vagina to bring down the Duttons through Jamie.
That vagina would bring me down.
 
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