Dear Bruce/Caitlyn
Your Plumber called today and said that in the delivery
room at the hospital your mother noticed some leaks
from you. She said that you had male plumbing and
called you Bruce.
Now you have had new plumbing installed when you
are over 60 years old. I suppose everyone needs new
and updated pipes after 6 decades. But you know that
for millions of Americans you will always be Bruce who
won an Olympic Gold Medal.
Caitlyn you have made your decision and photo-shopped
your body on the cover of Vanity Fair. Yes, this is a woman's
magazine and females are your target audience. I suspect
that all those Kardashian women made you call the plumber.
Good Luck as you enter the brave new world of women's
restrooms in malls, theaters, restaurants, and stadiums.