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is this the dumbest thing ever?

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there a guy, yes a man, that walks his little yuppy dog in a stroller everyday by my place.

Good gawd man, do you have any balls left?

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It is up there for sure, but no picture involving Trump cannot claim that title, well maybe a picture of a MAGAt supporter would do.
 
Lol I actually have one of these for the little shit my ex got. I used to ride him around Manhattan on my way to pickup games. Dog loves it, people on the street or in cars as I pass by lose it. Takes balls to do this, OP. Dude pushing his little lapdog down the street is probably banging your wife and mom and mom in law this very minute.

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Lol I actually have one of these for the little shit my ex got. I used to ride him around Manhattan on my way to pickup games. Dog loves it, people on the street or in cars as I pass by lose it. Takes balls to do this, OP. Dude pushing his little lapdog down the street is probably banging your wife and mom and mom in law this very minute.

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That you Rudy?
 
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It is a little weird.

We have a lady who walks her little old white terrier mix lap-dog in a stroller; another guy who walks his German shepherd in one of the jogger-carts for small children.

I 'get it', they want their dogs to be out, enjoying the air. That's cool.
But dogs interact with their world through smell, and want to be on the ground where they can really smell the scents left by other critters and dogs.

So, a stroller is fine if you're getting your dog out to a space they can get out and walk/hobble around a bit. But keeping them in the stroller kind of defeats the whole interaction and purpose for a dog. They don't see all that great compared to us, so the vista views aren't really appreciated by them - they want to SMELL the stuff around them.
 
there a guy, yes a man, that walks his little yuppy dog in a stroller everyday by my place.

Good gawd man, do you have any balls left?

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Toe nails have polish on them. Blond hair is showing on the upper right arm. The bracelet looks very female-isa. Fine boned fingers. If this is a male, I am extremely surprised! You might get your spectacle prescription adjusted!
 
We have a dog stroller. Here is the deal: We get 2 - 3 miles away on a walk, and then the dog wants to linger everywhere. It would take like 3 hours for a 4 mile walk. So, we throw him in the stroller and make some time for a while, then pull him back out (or he wants out).

Not a dumb thing at all. $107, well worth it.
 
Haha. No. No he isn’t. He’s likely guzzling gallons of jizz.
Tossing your cool af pupper in a back pack is quantum leaps different than pushing them in a dog stroller.
Surprising you seem so opposed to the concept of being "incognito".
 
A problem for @TarponSpringsNole

@markfromj starts walking, dog in stroller, from point A at a pace of 15 minutes per mile. @Rudolph, on his sweet fixie, no jean shorts, dog in backpack, starts bicycling from point B towards point A at a pace of 15 miles per hour. How much jizz will @markfromj and @Rudolph guzzle over the course of a normal weekend?

And what is the factorial relationship between their combined quantity of jizz and the average monthly quantity of peanut butter @Herkmeister uses to entice his dog into fellatio?
 
No, the current occupant of the White House is... this is second dumbest.
 
No, belly-flopping on a fold-up table at the tailgate party is the dumbest thing ever.

Next question?
 
A problem for @TarponSpringsNole

@markfromj starts walking, dog in stroller, from point A at a pace of 15 minutes per mile. @Rudolph, on his sweet fixie, no jean shorts, dog in backpack, starts bicycling from point B towards point A at a pace of 15 miles per hour. How much jizz will @markfromj and @Rudolph guzzle over the course of a normal weekend?

And what is the factorial relationship between their combined quantity of jizz and the average monthly quantity of peanut butter @Herkmeister uses to entice his dog into fellatio?

Just to qualify things............. My dog's in salad tossing. That's it. :D
 
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A problem for @TarponSpringsNole

@markfromj starts walking, dog in stroller, from point A at a pace of 15 minutes per mile. @Rudolph, on his sweet fixie, no jean shorts, dog in backpack, starts bicycling from point B towards point A at a pace of 15 miles per hour. How much jizz will @markfromj and @Rudolph guzzle over the course of a normal weekend?

And what is the factorial relationship between their combined quantity of jizz and the average monthly quantity of peanut butter @Herkmeister uses to entice his dog into fellatio?

LOL.

(Just FYI: We never start with the dog in the stroller.)
 
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I didnt read through the posts, But i am assuming that its not a man and possibly and very handsome woman.
 
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