Jaws remake announced

[BelemNole]

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

How could you ever improve on this?

 

[BelemNole]

There is no remake. Thanks for entertaining me on a Friday with your outrage.

 

[BioHawk]

There is no remake. Thanks for entertaining me on a Friday with your outrage.

Darn. I was going to say that if there was somebody in Hollywood wanting to piss $50 million away they could just give it to me. I'm sure I could find something worthwhile for it.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

There is no remake. Thanks for entertaining me on a Friday with your outrage.

 

[TJ8869]

There is no remake. Thanks for entertaining me on a Friday with your outrage.

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

Sadly, this. Viola Davis as Sheriff Martha Jefferson-Brody.
And the terrible CGI shark will just be protecting its babies from an evil company building an oil rig. And the only reason they are there in the first place is global warming.

And...the shark will be trans gendered.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

I’m guessing this will be about as good as when they tried ruining Indiana Jones by making #4

 

[BelemNole]

And...the shark will be trans gendered.

They all are.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

There is no remake. Thanks for entertaining me on a Friday with your outrage.

 

[The Tradition]

Jaws was remade several times.