largest turd ever
- Thread starter QChawks
- Start date
-
- Tags
- qcpizzasucks
I saw a turd longer than that at a gym a few years ago.
I opened the door to use the toilet and saw it sticking out of the toilet bowl like the Lock Ness Monster.
It was the same size as a 5 year old child's arm...just massive.
I opened the door to use the toilet and saw it sticking out of the toilet bowl like the Lock Ness Monster.
It was the same size as a 5 year old child's arm...just massive.
Looks like I may need to call Guinness Book of Records next time I come back from El Jalisco. I got this.
Last edited:
Do you suppose the guy who shit that out knew he should save it for antiquity?
Some of us could be shitting out historical turds but the future will never know because they get flushed away.
Some of us could be shitting out historical turds but the future will never know because they get flushed away.
I dont think it said inches. 24 centimeters long and 5 (centimeters) in width. Just badly written.
The fact that you immediately thought dong might reveal some deeply hidden tendencies you’re suppressing. NTTAWWT!
In my (tiny) defense, I had just helped my son with his homework (finding perimeter) and kept reading the abbreviation.
If it is, I’m the gayest MFer on the planet!
Or if you wipe really deep afterwards. Like a couple knuckles deep.
