LOL, this is too funny.... especially if you're a Delta Airlines Skymiles Medallion member...

[The Tradition]

Delta's new Medallion member bag tags:

Reddit's r/delta sub's response:

 

[95Hawk]

 

[Bank of Hawk]

That was NOT funny

 

[millah_22]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour level funny

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour level funny

Babylon Bee-ish.

@JWolf74

 

[TC Nole OX]

Trad has been flying Delta for a little over a month and he’s here with insider humor

 

[Moral]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour level funny

Is that comedy making a comeback? Because I'm ready.

You know how you know you're a redneck? When the Delta Airline Skymiles Medallion membership is printed on a beer coozie.

 

[The Tradition]

Trad has been flying Delta for a little over a month and he’s here with insider humor

I'll have you know that I already have 87,000 SkyPesos and $1,600 MQDs.

 

[JWolf74]

Trad has been flying Delta for a little over a month and he’s here with insider humor

"Humor" being used very loosely.

 

[millah_22]

Is that comedy making a comeback? Because I'm ready.

You know how you know you're a redneck? When the Delta Airline Skymiles Medallion membership is printed on a beer coozie.

Trad would shell out for the next customer loyalty level if the koozie said "I'd rather be smoking" and it had a picture of a piece of meat and a cigarette.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I'll have you know that I already have 87,000 SkyPesos and $1,600 MQDs.

Did Accounting finally figure out you were milking the hell out of mileage reimbursement for years?

 

[The Tradition]

Did Accounting finally figure out you were milking the hell out of mileage reimbursement for years?

Nah, I don't travel as heavily as I used to. Instead of staying for a whole week in North Carolina, I fly in and out for quicker visits. Kinda like your mom's house.

 

[Gus is dead]

Nah, I don't travel as heavily as I used to. Instead of staying for a whole week in North Carolina, I fly in and out for quicker visits. Kinda like your mom's house.

Well done. Very well done.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Nah, I don't travel as heavily as I used to. Instead of staying for a whole week in North Carolina, I fly in and out for quicker visits. Kinda like your mom's house.

Yes, she mentioned you were quick.