Lord, please no. She is back.
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Given the changed demographics of the board now versus whenever it was you posted your money clip story, you should do so again. That was the most interesting shit I have read here in 20+ years, other than imagining what your hot SIL Elizabeth Hurley look alike looks like in real life.
I’m like jesus, I look for the good in people. You should be more like me.
I was hoping it was meg.
Or you’re a moron that loves to make fun of anyone that calls you out on your BS
Pray for him. He needs you.
Peace be with you.
With a few choice edits, I feel this response could be quite sultry & steamy....at least that's how I read it in my own head......."when she finished"......not being satisfied......"then did it again"......"she does good work"
Instead of us flicking the bean, the bean is flicking us instead.
She has only emerged from her room so far to steal some of Mrs, Bean's Halloween candy befere retreating back in silence.
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good question and i appreciate it as a bystander because the authenticity and brilliance of this thread are about to be enhanced when soybean posts (after a respectable interval has elapsed of course) with a very level headed and plausible explanation.
I don't remember that butt a dong in your descending colon might do that.
Can I write your obit? You aren't going to make it.
I need a pic of SIL before I can evaluate this course of action.
Any chance you can tell your wife to handle it, that she's not moving back in under any circumstance?
Now that is a story I could pay attention....
I've been married for over 50 years and so I know better than to try to divide sisters.
He's a regular Paul Sheldon.
OP's SIL?
He is playing with fire / hobbling
I foresee this playing out with a Dateline episode.
This is the last episode I watched. Do I need to catch up or is this the guy she just left?
Just as I was going to head upstairs she appears and says"Don't turn the fireplace off, and I'm going to be drinking some you guy's hard stuff tonignt. I'll see you in the morning".
Mrs. Bean called an hour ago to tell me see will be in Michigan for several days. I told her that her sister back and she answered "I know, and I'm sorry for you". Then she dropped another bomb - one of her sisters will be arriving for a few days visit on Friday sometime to console the grieving one, and then yet another sister will be here Saturday fore noon. Thankfully I will be driving to Kansas Sunday night with little brother and Bean Jr. to look at some pasture ground. I'm still partially casted but it is going to be more comfortable in the back seat of the truck then being at home and listening to the wailing.
Mrs. Bean called an hour ago to tell me see will be in Michigan for several days. I told her that her sister back and she answered "I know, and I'm sorry for you". Then she dropped another bomb - one of her sisters will be arriving for a few days visit on Friday sometime to console the grieving one, and then yet another sister will be here Saturday fore noon. Thankfully I will be driving to Kansas Sunday night with little brother and Bean Jr. to look at some pasture ground. I'm still partially casted but it is going to be more comfortable in the back seat of the truck then being at home and listening to the wailing.
It was some prick she went boating with and he tried a move she wasn't comfortable with. The dickhead actually tried later to buy a used baler from me and had the nerve to ask me for "the family discount"...he did say it with a grin, but I didn't smiie.
would it kill you to sit down with her and talk about feelings? toxic masculinity ass.
