This reminds me of a joke I heard years ago:
A guy walks into a diner and sits down. The female server comes over to take his order.
He says “I would like a BLT C U N T.”
The server says “Excuse me?”
He repeats “I would like a BLT C U N T”, to which she replies that they do not allow that kind of language in their establishment and calls over her manager.
The customer explains the he is trying to order a BLT Cut Up, Not Toasted. The manager agrees that they can do this so the order is placed.
The server drops off the bill after the food has arrived. The customer then announces “I am not paying for this sandwich. It is the worst BLT that I have ever had.”
At this point, the server comes over and writes S H I T on his bill. The customer is outraged and says “What is the meaning of this?” The server says “Shoulda Had It Toasted.”
This seemed appropriate in a thread about Bill Maher.