Marinelli dream

[ltsimmer]

I've never wrestled competitively (unless wife counts) but follow the Iowa wrestling team more than I follow the football team. I had a dream the other night which involved me having to wrestle "The Bull" at nationals as a fill-in for someone that was sick. Before the match, he looked confident and I was scared as hell and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. During the match, I lost my bearing from being flipped and tossed around like a rag doll and then he wouldn't let me move my arms at all and ended up pinning me. It was as if he had cast a freeze spell on me and rolled me over for the pin. After the match, I told everybody that I had never wrestled before (excuse for the lost) but everybody congratulated me on my effort.

Here's to "The Bull" and his future success at Iowa!!

 

[CFNiteHawk85]

Homo? Not that there's anything wrong with it......

 

[HawkMD]

Was there a wet spot on the sheets when you awoke?

 

[SlothHawk]

I've never wrestled competitively (unless wife counts) but follow the Iowa wrestling team more than I follow the football team. I had a dream the other night which involved me having to wrestle "The Bull" at nationals as a fill-in for someone that was sick. Before the match, he looked confident and I was scared as hell and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. During the match, I lost my bearing from being flipped and tossed around like a rag doll and then he wouldn't let me move my arms at all and ended up pinning me. It was as if he had cast a freeze spell on me and rolled me over for the pin. After the match, I told everybody that I had never wrestled before (excuse for the lost) but everybody congratulated me on my effort.

Here's to "The Bull" and his future success at Iowa!!

Does your wife (pic?) find it odd that you wear a singlet to bed?

 

[ltsimmer]

hahaha...I don't swing that way...unless you are saying that wrestling is homo'ish. I'm sure wrestlers have wrestling dreams and i'm pretty sure they are not homo'ish.

No wet spot that I recall.

In the dream, I don't even remember having a singlet on, just my workout clothes.

 

[Azchief32]

+1 just for having the balls to tee it up for the rest of us. Did you have trouble peeing after you woke up?

 

[PapaBearSLIM]

Reminds me of few years ago a 20 something guy contacts our club, informs us he's never wrestled before and asks if he can join the club. He had the same excitement and weirdness that your post had.

 

[ltsimmer]

lol....as I re-read my post above, it is pretty gay'ish.

 

[PapaBearSLIM]

Does your wife (pic?) find it odd that you wear a singlet to bed?

Or dream of doing something with a teenage dude that you have only done with her. Now that is special.

*You served yourself up. Take your medicine. All in jest I'm sure.*

 

[moug]

Now would be the time to blame autocorrect: I meant Maroulis not Marinelli, stupid phone.

 

[el dub]

I've never wrestled competitively (unless wife counts) but follow the Iowa wrestling team more than I follow the football team. I had a dream the other night which involved me having to wrestle "The Bull" at nationals as a fill-in for someone that was sick. Before the match, he looked confident and I was scared as hell and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. During the match, I lost my bearing from being flipped and tossed around like a rag doll and then he wouldn't let me move my arms at all and ended up pinning me. It was as if he had cast a freeze spell on me and rolled me over for the pin. After the match, I told everybody that I had never wrestled before (excuse for the lost) but everybody congratulated me on my effort.

Here's to "The Bull" and his future success at Iowa!!

Dude…. Are you really conflating wrestling and sex in your first sentence, just before getting on the mat of your dreams with The Bull?

Btw, you don't have to use the term "wife," anymore. Most everybody is coming out of the closet now.

 

[Sandor45]

Now would be the time to blame autocorrect: I meant Maroulis not Marinelli, stupid phone.

Oh Helen of America. I'd let her roll me over for the pin.

 

[ltsimmer]

I suppose "The Bull" has a whole new meaning.

 

[ping72]

lol....as I re-read my post above, it is pretty gay'ish.

NTTAWWT

 

[el dub]

LOL Even my wildest gay dreams, the scenario described in the OP would never go down that way because Da Bull and I would both be wrestling for the Hawks.

 

[Ryno95]

This might be the weirdest post I've read...on any talk forum.

 

[CowboyUp61]

I've never wrestled competitively (unless wife counts) but follow the Iowa wrestling team more than I follow the football team. I had a dream the other night which involved me having to wrestle "The Bull" at nationals as a fill-in for someone that was sick. Before the match, he looked confident and I was scared as hell and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. During the match, I lost my bearing from being flipped and tossed around like a rag doll and then he wouldn't let me move my arms at all and ended up pinning me. It was as if he had cast a freeze spell on me and rolled me over for the pin. After the match, I told everybody that I had never wrestled before (excuse for the lost) but everybody congratulated me on my effort.

Here's to "The Bull" and his future success at Iowa!!

I didn't know whether to offer my congrats for the effort, or sympathy for having to drag around the pair that it took to not only post the original, but to comment again afterward! Those have to be getting heavy. But, a nice laugh at break time anyway.

 

[el dub]

LOL Isn't Anthony Weiner in trouble again for similar fantasies?

 

[whejoe]

This thread is outstanding! Keep up the good work, everyone.

 

[PapaBearSLIM]

LOL Even my wildest gay dreams, the scenario described in the OP would never go down that way because Da Bull and I would both be wrestling for the Hawks.

Yea but those practice battles...

 

[CowboyUp61]

LOL Even my wildest gay dreams, the scenario described in the OP would never go down that way because Da Bull and I would both be wrestling for the Hawks.

El Dub, you opened the door...How many mildly gay dreams do you have if this is the wildest?

 

[ltsimmer]

Getting pinned has a whole new meaning as well

 

[LaxHawk174]

What weight were you wrestling Marinelli at? 157 or 165?

 

[hawkeye54545]

I'm only posting because I officially wanted to be part of this thread. As is usually the case, I have nothing of substance to add.

 

[pablow]

This is a lot better than the Ryan Morningstar interview.

 

[lookleft goright]

in dreams like that 83% of the time you score a point, unless you swing both ways in which you score 99% of the time.

 

[dmlawdad]

I've never wrestled competitively (unless wife counts) but follow the Iowa wrestling team more than I follow the football team. I had a dream the other night which involved me having to wrestle "The Bull" at nationals as a fill-in for someone that was sick. Before the match, he looked confident and I was scared as hell and wondering what the hell I'm doing here. During the match, I lost my bearing from being flipped and tossed around like a rag doll and then he wouldn't let me move my arms at all and ended up pinning me. It was as if he had cast a freeze spell on me and rolled me over for the pin. After the match, I told everybody that I had never wrestled before (excuse for the lost) but everybody congratulated me on my effort.

Here's to "The Bull" and his future success at Iowa!!

This sounds like the play by play of a match I had with Jim Gibbons at state Greco one year, my first Greco match ever but not my last, I had some guy named Knight in the next round, that finished it for me.

 

[PapaBearSLIM]

Getting pinned has a whole new meaning as well

Assuming it means you're a bottom. Is bottom the correct term el dub?

 

[Azchief32]

Going to go the Captain Obvious route: How was Marinelli on top?

 

[ltsimmer]

Hall, "83 times out of 100, wrestling dreams are absolutely ruthless. They want you to represent their program. They want you in their singlet. They all will tell you their place is the best place to achieve your dreams as a wrestler. Anyone who knows who I am, knows my views, and at the end of the day, there is more to life than dreaming about Marinelli. That being said, you CANNOT choose a place for JUST desiring to be pinned by The Bull. Choosing a college just for dream wrestling is like getting a fruit salad just to eat the grapes in it. There is so much more to this life than getting pinned by The Bull, and I can't stress that enough. When your dream is all said and done, you're going to want to cuttle with the man, and for most people, it just doesn't involve being pinned anymore. Recognize this, and don't let anyone cloud your mind with the idea that dreaming about wrestling Marinelli is all that it's cracked up to be...not that there is anything wrong with that!"

 

[whejoe]

Itsimmer, I just want you to know that you have brought a lot of joy to a lot of people today! Take a bow.

 

[CowboyUp61]

just don't drop the soap around this crowd!

Best thread of the day anywhere!

 

[Herkuleez5]

Did he give you the Saturday night ride?

 

[edquinn06]

WOW! Season really needs to start...

 

[AFHawk86]

in dreams like that 83% of the time you score a point, unless you swing both ways in which you score 110% of the time.

FIFY

 

[el dub]

El Dub, you opened the door...How many mildly gay dreams do you have if this is the wildest?

LOL None that I can recall, but I can dream of dreaming big…

 

[ltsimmer]

Did he give you the Saturday night ride?

My god! This was what it was like for me! Though I don't remember Marinelli having that expression on his face.

Come to think of it...my ass hurt like hell in the morning, my wife had a smug wicked grin on her face, and the plunger wasn't in its normal location.

 

[el dub]

Assuming it means you're a bottom. Is bottom the correct term el dub?

LOL I'll take your word for it.

But what I learned from South Park is that the bottom bitch is the last one you'd part with if'n a guy had to get rid of all of his hoes.

 

[WWDMHawkeye]

in dreams like that 83% of the time you score a point, unless you swing both ways in which you score 99% of the time.

Lookleft gets extra credit for working in 83%, the best percentage in history.

 

[el dub]

Assuming it means you're a bottom. Is bottom the correct term el dub?

Btw, I'm guessing a bottom can get pinned from the top position.