Michigan State Basketball presented by Rocket Mortgage

[gojojo]

It's not April 1st is it? I would have sworn this was an Onion article, not yahoo.

Please tell me this isn't true.

Michigan State announces basketball team will now be called 'MSU Spartans Presented by Rocket Mortgage'

Sparty will be called something new in the Breslin Center.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[anon_b29nm7v7dwp6r]

This could be fun...
Kentucky Basketball presented by Enron

 

[onlyTheObvious]

So will play by play announcers be forced to say during game? Time to locate mute button.

 

[StormHawk42]

I won’t laugh too much because that means we’re on the door step of “Your Iowa Hawkeyes presented by Mediacom!!”

 

[hawkeyekid]

The University of Iowa Hawkeyes presented by Panchero's, in 4k with grants from Porn Hub.

That would even make the Lickliter days watchable.

 

[silasstarr]

I won’t laugh too much because that means we’re on the door step of “Your Iowa Hawkeyes presented by Mediacom!!”

It's going to be Iowa presented by Iowa Corn. It will do wonders for recruiting.

 

[TritonHawkeye]

With as much business as MSU throws this way would have thought their sponsor would be MSU Spartans presented by RAINN

 

[sultanofsuede]

Capitalism, bayybeeeeeee!!!

 

[UpstreamHawkeye]

Louisville Basketball presented by Yum!

 

[Ronman]

This all makes me sad!

 

[83Hawk]

It's going to be Iowa presented by Iowa Corn. It will do wonders for recruiting.

More likely Farm Bureau or the Iowa Pork Producers.

 

[Eternal Return]

Iowa will be sponsored by Roundup or some seed company. Deere's would be appropriate. I think this is the sign that the players are about to be making money while in college. Once you let the advertisers name your team, the players are next. I'm glad Garza will be going pro after this year so I don't have to see him wear a NASCAR sponsor jacket during warmups.

The states with legal weed are gonna have some really fun corporate sponsors ready to invest. It's the Colorado Buffaloes powered by Chem Dawg Gummy Bears!

 

[Hawksfor3]

Wisconsin basketball presented by Bike.

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

It's not April 1st is it? I would have sworn this was an Onion article, not yahoo.

Please tell me this isn't true.

Michigan State announces basketball team will now be called 'MSU Spartans Presented by Rocket Mortgage'

Sparty will be called something new in the Breslin Center.

sports.yahoo.com

To be fair, Yahoo is about as accurate as The Onion.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[Eternal Return]

Wisconsin basketball presented by Bike.

Or sponsored by the UFC. That's not basketball Davison is playing.

 

[BubsFinn]

Duke Basketball presented by LinkedIn.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[buchs]

Iowa State Basketball brought to you by Chico's Bail Bonds "Let Freedom Ring."

 

[hooper56]

Does anyone have a schedule of where Hlas is doing his standup routine? I want to go heckle him.

 

[fezzador]

Iowa will be sponsored by Roundup or some seed company. Deere's would be appropriate. I think this is the sign that the players are about to be making money while in college. Once you let the advertisers name your team, the players are next. I'm glad Garza will be going pro after this year so I don't have to see him wear a NASCAR sponsor jacket during warmups.

The states with legal weed are gonna have some really fun corporate sponsors ready to invest. It's the Colorado Buffaloes powered by Chem Dawg Gummy Bears!

Connor McCaffrey Presented by Toyota of Iowa City

 

[Hawksfor3]

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Remarkable.

 

[BBHawk]

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Damn. I was hoping to post something like this and Hlas beat me to it!

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

Iowa Hawkeye Basketball by Kum & Go is live on Learfield Sports!

 

[BBHawk]

Iowa Hawkeye Basketball by Kum & Go is live on Learfield Sports!

Wrong. Mediacom. Get with the program.
🙂

 

[longliveCS40]

Carver Elevator will now be known as the Panchero's Burrito Lift.

 

[BBHawk]

Carver Elevator will now be known as the Panchero's Burrito Lift.

Could get smelly in there.😱

 

[hooper56]

Carver Elevator will now be known as the Panchero's Burrito Lift.

That’s actually a really good idea.

 

[longliveCS40]

That’s actually a really good idea.

Until a handicapped Hispanic person rides in it.

 

[BBHawk]

Until a handicapped Hispanic person rides in it.

Or a typical drunk student after a night of Pancheros and Budweiser...

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[MIHawk64]

It's not April 1st is it? I would have sworn this was an Onion article, not yahoo.

Please tell me this isn't true.

Michigan State announces basketball team will now be called 'MSU Spartans Presented by Rocket Mortgage'

Sparty will be called something new in the Breslin Center.

sports.yahoo.com

The founder of Rocket Mortgage is a MSU graduate

It's not April 1st is it? I would have sworn this was an Onion article, not yahoo.

Please tell me this isn't true.

Michigan State announces basketball team will now be called 'MSU Spartans Presented by Rocket Mortgage'

Sparty will be called something new in the Breslin Center.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[jthawk]

Louisville Basketball presented by Yum!

Or Trojan

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I won’t laugh too much because that means we’re on the door step of “Your Iowa Hawkeyes presented by Mediacom!!”

Close. Soon to be know as the Iowa Xtreams.

 

[markfromj]

So will play by play announcers be forced to say during game? Time to locate mute button.

No, with the possible exception of the MSU-approved broadcasters.

You can still call it “Sec Taylor Stadium”, you know.

 

[HawkRugged17]

 

[hawkjt]

Eric Curry, Minnys best player was injured in the last minute and was carried off the court.
Iowa plays Minny on Sunday at the Barn.

 

[djbusch1]

Eric Curry, Minnys best player was injured in the last minute and was carried off the court.
Iowa plays Minny on Sunday at the Barn.

That sucks. Hate facing teams that are short handed. Especially when he was their only scholarship player remaining from last year. So now they have a team that’s turned over 100% from last year. Wow.

 

[HawkRugged17]

Eric Curry, Minnys best player was injured in the last minute and was carried off the court.
Iowa plays Minny on Sunday at the Barn.