Milf watching...

[MitchLL]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

 

[Chillyhoff]

Yes, pictures would be nice.

 

[runkpanole]

This thread is BS.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

This thread is BS.

Yep. It never happened

 

[ghost80]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

You can go anal on Ankeny milf because their shit doesn't stink.

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

Yep. It never happened

Oh, it happened. He’s a confessed creeper.

 

[Moral]

My suspicion about guys that just sit in the car at the store being creepers is confirmed.

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

My suspicion about guys that just sit in the car at the store being creepers is confirmed.

They rearranged our gym so that the aerobics equipment is no longer next to the track. Had a buddy complain, “the scenery has been obscured. Now I have to look like a pervert to get a look.”

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

My pasty white, redheaded, ex DiL from Ankeny, shops at Target frequently. She may or may not resemble this gal...

 

[mnole03]

Target seems to be popular with the pervs.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/witness-kellen-winslow-masturbating-in-target-parking-lot/

 

[ghost80]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

Yes...if you are multitasking with the other hand while posting this.

 

[Moral]

Target seems to be popular with the pervs.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/witness-kellen-winslow-masturbating-in-target-parking-lot/

I'll just give him the benefit of the doubt and say that CTE is the reason he decided to use vasoline as lube.


Edit: I just read up on him a bit more. Holy shit I apparently missed some news about him.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Is this you, Mitch?

 

[QChawks]

 

[MitchLL]

If doing this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[brownd7949hawks]

Certainly no shortage of milfs in Ankeny.

 

[desihawk]

At this very moment Im parked in a lot. Have had my cellcam ready for several minutes but no milf in sight.

 

[Lone Clone]

At this very moment Im parked in a lot. Have had my cellcam ready for several minutes but no milf in sight.

Police are on the way. No sirens.

 

[desihawk]

Police are on the way. No sirens.

They are already here and we’ve acknowledged each other with imperceptible nods. So far it’s been 100% opposite of gilfs.

 

[UI2390]

I live in Ankeny and my wife was just at Target...

 

[noleclone2]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

Only if you are also watching their teen daughters walking in with them wearing similar yoga pants. So, yes.

 

[MitchLL]

At this very moment Im parked in a lot. Have had my cellcam ready for several minutes but no milf in sight.

Try someplace other than Dollar General.

 

[MitchLL]

I live in Ankeny and my wife was just at Target...

Send a pic and I'll let you know how she graded out.
Driving a Silver Infinity?

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

Hope not.

 

[runkpanole]

I live in Ankeny and my wife was just at Target...

Again, this thread is BS.

 

[MitchLL]

Again, this thread is BS.

Sometimes other people see the stuff on my phone.

Would be tough to explain why I have certain photos in the "gallery".

 

[runkpanole]

Sometimes other people see the stuff on my phone.

Would be tough to explain why I have certain photos in the "gallery".

All I hear are excuses

 

[UI2390]

Send a pic and I'll let you know how she graded out.
Driving a Silver Infinity?

No.

 

[ping72]

Sometimes other people see the stuff on my phone.

Would be tough to explain why I have certain photos in the "gallery".

1. Take pics
2. Upload to web host
3. Link in HROT post
4. Delete from phone
5. ???
6. Profit (in likes)

 

[lawsonhawk]

My pasty white, redheaded, ex DiL from Ankeny, shops at Target frequently. She may or may not resemble this gal...

If we both masturbated to your DiL does that make us eskimo brothers?

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

If we both masturbated to your DiL does that make us eskimo brothers?

By may or may not, he means they both have red hair.

 

[lawsonhawk]

By may or may not, he means they both have red hair.

My question remains.

 

[SoProudNole]

My question remains.

Along with your man batter on the steering wheel. Nice look, Cletus.

 

[OrlandNole]

OP's mom is a MWAF.

 

[unIowa]

Sitting in Target parking lot between some basketball games while wife is Xmas shopping...in Ankeny, and the scenery is very good.
Does this make me a dirty old man?

Only if you start jerking off in the parking lot. I'm just assuming that is what you probably are doing.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

whenever I go home to Ottumwa for a class reunion, I find out that all of Ottumwa's finest have all since moved to Ankeny . you are welcome.

 

[markfromj]

whenever I go home to Ottumwa for a class reunion, I find out that both of Ottumwa's finest have all since moved to Ankeny . you are welcome.

FIFY.

 

[lawsonhawk]

Along with your man batter on the steering wheel. Nice look, Cletus.

Didn't mean to leave it in your mom's car, sorry.

 

[JWolf74]

OP is now at the top of the list for Worst POTY

 

[coloradonoles]

I used to live in Ankeny... the Hy-vee on Oralabor for Sunday Brunch was not bad...