Mrs. Bean dropped a bomb on me this morning over coffee.

[SeaPA]

I probably get more action than 99% of the members on her.

I was also kidding with him, thought it was obvious.

So shut your piehole.

I'm part of the 1% who gets more action on HMs wife

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I've been on more planes and stayed in more motels than everyone on this board combined.

Ooh…a travel dick measuring contest - I guess with my handle I have to respond, plus we have pilots that post regularly.

I am quite certain you have not been on more planes than me. I’m at 2.8 million flight miles on United and close to another million on American - not to mention all the other carriers I have flown on.

You probably have stayed at more motels than me though.

 

[HawkMachine]

In another thread you said you needed HELP in the kitchen and the bedroom.
Try harder, playa.

I do need help.

Need to push the 99% to 100%.

 

[praguehawk]

1. Probably the Sis in Law wore all the mattresses out when Bean was out of the house.
2. Can't imagine why all of them would need to be replaced. If you held on to 3 or 4 of them and the new one sucked at least you could swap back out to the old one.
3. Mattress game seems to have changed over the last few years. The purple mattress and all the other ones seem to have revolutionized the mattress game. I haven't bought one since this happened so curious if these are all a bunch of BS or not.
4. Thread title indicated a Cleveland Steamer and some folks will be leaving this thread disappointed. That's not my kink - but I'm sure it's someones.

 

[WSC72]

1. Probably the Sis in Law wore all the mattresses out when Bean was out of the house.
2. Can't imagine why all of them would need to be replaced. If you held on to 3 or 4 of them and the new one sucked at least you could swap back out to the old one.
3. Mattress game seems to have changed over the last few years. The purple mattress and all the other ones seem to have revolutionized the mattress game. I haven't bought one since this happened so curious if these are all a bunch of BS or not.
4. Thread title indicated a Cleveland Steamer and some folks will be leaving this thread disappointed. That's not my kink - but I'm sure it's someones.

I had to check out Urban Dictionary to know what #4 was all about.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

1. Probably the Sis in Law wore all the mattresses out when Bean was out of the house.
2. Can't imagine why all of them would need to be replaced. If you held on to 3 or 4 of them and the new one sucked at least you could swap back out to the old one.
3. Mattress game seems to have changed over the last few years. The purple mattress and all the other ones seem to have revolutionized the mattress game. I haven't bought one since this happened so curious if these are all a bunch of BS or not.
4. Thread title indicated a Cleveland Steamer and some folks will be leaving this thread disappointed. That's not my kink - but I'm sure it's someones.

I suggest a nice set of rubber sheets

 

[praguehawk]

I had to check out Urban Dictionary to know what #4 was all about.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

I probably get more action than 99% of the members on her.

I was also kidding with him, thought it was obvious.

So shut your piehole.

I knew you were a fellow 1%er. High five!!!!

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

I agree with you in principle. But, my wife has a household budget, she knows to the penny how much she has at any given time. I don't stick my nose in.

So she’s spending money just because she has it in her budget? Was she a government employee at some point?

 

[Fan In Black]

popped in for some SiL smoke and got disapoint mattress news.

 

[jonesy5960]

We have five beds in our home. About three years ago she bought each bed a new fangled super duper mattress. Now she sez she is over them and out they are going to go, all five of them. She tells me the new ones are "self cooling" will have a ten year warranty....which leads me to this question - how often do you guys buy a new mattress?

I always wondered how these mattress stores stayed in business. Thanks for the insight.

 

[Moral]

Aren't you the same dude who bitches because his wife can't keep up with his libido? Don't be a pussy and let her know you have needs that need to be met. LOL!

I believe that is @ClarindaA's

He has an insatiable penis.

 

[Fan In Black]

I believe that is @ClarindaA's

He has an insatiable penis.

Insatiable Penis is my favorite King Missile song.

 

[ClarindaA's]

I believe that is @ClarindaA's

He has an insatiable penis.

And mouth

 

[ping72]

And mouth

 

[Greenway4Prez]

1. Probably the Sis in Law wore all the mattresses out when Bean was out of the house.
2. Can't imagine why all of them would need to be replaced. If you held on to 3 or 4 of them and the new one sucked at least you could swap back out to the old one.
3. Mattress game seems to have changed over the last few years. The purple mattress and all the other ones seem to have revolutionized the mattress game. I haven't bought one since this happened so curious if these are all a bunch of BS or not.
4. Thread title indicated a Cleveland Steamer and some folks will be leaving this thread disappointed. That's not my kink - but I'm sure it's someones.

Right, the old “Someone here might be interested in a pile of shit on their chest, but that’s certainly not me!!” line.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we’re all getting a bit sick of your lies!

 

[Doodads and Hoohah]

We just got a new one after about 18!years. Wow, what a difference.

 

[Tenacious E]

I agree with you in principle. But, my wife has a household budget, she knows to the penny how much she has at any given time. I don't stick my nose in.

You have your wife on a strict budget? For me, I am reminded of the old joke: "My wife had her credit card stolen but I haven't cancelled it yet because the thief is spending less than she did."

 

[Tenacious E]

If you’ve ever stayed in a hotel or with a relative you’ve slept on one.

 

[WSC72]

Dodd Gerhart! Nice!!!

 

[BioHawk]

A used mattress?

It's not ideal, for sure, but if you don't have a lot of money it's likely far nicer than what they are sleeping on currently. Of course, it doesn't take long for those mattresses to get trashed too but it's nice for a little while at least.

 

[ThorneStockton]

I suspect Northern doesn’t leave the county.

Fear or lack of curiosity? Even money

 

[NDallasRuss]

I've been on more planes and stayed in more motels than everyone on this board combined.

That's not really something to brag about.

I haven't stayed in a motel since I was a kid and my parents drove us to CA to go to Disneyland.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

We have five beds in our home. About three years ago she bought each bed a new fangled super duper mattress. Now she sez she is over them and out they are going to go, all five of them. She tells me the new ones are "self cooling" will have a ten year warranty....which leads me to this question - how often do you guys buy a new mattress?

If my wife dropped a bomb on me each morning in bed, then I agree new mattresses are in order.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Ooh…a travel dick measuring contest - I guess with my handle I have to respond, plus we have pilots that post regularly.

I am quite certain you have not been on more planes than me. I’m at 2.8 million flight miles on United and close to another million on American - not to mention all the other carriers I have flown on.

You probably have stayed at more motels than me though.

I can't come close on the number of miles flown - even when I was traveling a lot it was only 1 flight every week or two. I did have a run where I was staying >200 nights/yr in hotels. That's when I found out that Starwood had an "Ambassador" level - where you got a dedicated phone number that rang to a person (the same person each time), who would take care of whatever you needed, and get you the best upgrade wherever you stayed. They also would have gifts like wine, candies, etc waiting in the hotel room for me, or sent to the house on holidays: I really miss that part of traveling!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I can't come close on the number of miles flown - even when I was traveling a lot it was only 1 flight every week or two. I did have a run where I was staying >200 nights/yr in hotels. That's when I found out that Starwood had an "Ambassador" level - where you got a dedicated phone number that rang to a person (the same person each time), who would take care of whatever you needed, and get you the best upgrade wherever you stayed. They also would have gifts like wine, candies, etc waiting in the hotel room for me, or sent to the house on holidays: I really miss that part of traveling!

You just gave Trad a hard on

 

[praguehawk]

I've been on more planes and stayed in more motels than everyone on this board combined.

You are full of shit. This does sound similar though, "I’ve paid more for a steak more times than I can count than you’ve paid for probably almost every meal." -IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

You are full of shit. This does sound similar though, "I’ve paid more for a steak more times than I can count than you’ve paid for probably almost every meal." -IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life

Whatever happened to IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life?

 

[ClarindaA's]

For cunnilingus, jeesh

 

[WSC72]

You are full of shit. This does sound similar though, "I’ve paid more for a steak more times than I can count than you’ve paid for probably almost every meal." -IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life

I have read that a number of times and I am not even sure what it means???

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Soy, send the mattresses over to my house with the SIL so we can get them broken in and dirty! 😜

 

[uihawk82]

We have five beds in our home. About three years ago she bought each bed a new fangled super duper mattress. Now she sez she is over them and out they are going to go, all five of them. She tells me the new ones are "self cooling" will have a ten year warranty....which leads me to this question - how often do you guys buy a new mattress?

Hardly ever, add a pillow top or memory foam pad to top it with. You two must have money to burn

 

[MilleGinja]

Coffee does tend to loosen things up a bit...

Username checks out

 

[WSC72]

We have five beds in our home. About three years ago she bought each bed a new fangled super duper mattress. Now she sez she is over them and out they are going to go, all five of them. She tells me the new ones are "self cooling" will have a ten year warranty....which leads me to this question - how often do you guys buy a new mattress?

This just came to me, you threw us a softball and it took way too long for me to make the connection:

 

[BrianNole777]

I've been on more planes and stayed in more motels than everyone on this board combined.

Which countries have you been to?

Just curious. I like to travel.

 

[NDallasRuss]

A used mattress?

I think there are circumstances where a used mattress could be pretty gross (pee stains, etc), and others where it's a non-factor. I bought new beds when we moved into the house in TX. As soon as they were installed we put on anti-microbial mattress covers. No one will ever sleep directly on that mattress - or sweat, or pee, or "finish", etc. When we eventually swap them out down the road, they'll look exactly like the day we got them. In that case, why would someone who doesn't have a bed care about getting my old one?

 

[HawkMachine]

Mrs QC has purchased 4 in the last two years.

Most give up to 12 months for a full refund

It’s annoying

Didn't know they had warranties.

 

[QChawks]

Didn't know they had warranties.

I have dark hair

 

[HawkMachine]

I have dark hair

Looks like she's into blondes.

 

[joelbc1]

We have five beds in our home. About three years ago she bought each bed a new fangled super duper mattress. Now she sez she is over them and out they are going to go, all five of them. She tells me the new ones are "self cooling" will have a ten year warranty....which leads me to this question - how often do you guys buy a new mattress?

Ours is 15 years old and I think it might be time for a new one. I’m waiting for the CE0 to respond formally.