Mrs. Bean dropped a bomb on me this morning over coffee.

[Kelsers]

How is it a bomb when she is spending money within her budget?

 

[runkpanole]

Earlier you said you were in your 70's if I recall correctly.

Why the eff do you need to replace all of them?

Replace the one you sleep in every night.

The others don't need it.

Don't be a pussy, control your damn wife's spending.

Because OP nails his wife all over the house?

 

[Fan In Black]

 

[bdg8]

Only when the ex wife takes mine

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Ooh…a travel dick measuring contest - I guess with my handle I have to respond, plus we have pilots that post regularly.

I am quite certain you have not been on more planes than me. I’m at 2.8 million flight miles on United and close to another million on American - not to mention all the other carriers I have flown on.

You probably have stayed at more motels than me though.

New one for me this morning, someone had chugged 2 small bottles of white wine in the men's bathroom and left them sitting in the handicap stall.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

New one for me this morning, someone had chugged 2 small bottles of white wine in the men's bathroom and left them sitting in the handicap stall.

Why you using the handicapped stall brah?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Why you using the handicapped stall brah?

No, like sitting in the doorway, like room service would pick them up, as if there wasn't a trash can 3 feet away for your 7am 2 bottles of white.

 

[millah_22]

Why you using the handicapped stall brah?

Gotta air out the boys while droppin a big stanker.

Speaking of which, pushed out a 5 dollar footlong yesterday and it insisted on going down the pipe sideways.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

gotta air out the boys while droppin a big stanker

Time and a place for everything

 

[Derekd3408]

I probably get more action than 99% of the members on her.

I was also kidding with him, thought it was obvious.

So shut your piehole.

Feels good to be a 1%er finally.

 

[ping72]

Gotta air out the boys while droppin a big stanker.

Speaking of which, pushed out a 5 dollar footlong yesterday and it insisted on going down the pipe sideways.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

No, like sitting in the doorway, like room service would pick them up, as if there wasn't a trash can 3 feet away for your 7am 2 bottles of white.

Thinking this through…I get one bottle. You have the wine in your hand, you’re a bit drunk and you have to take a leak. You wander into the bathroom kinda forgetting you are holding the bottle. It’s happened to me with beer a time or three.

But two bottles? Now that takes planning. “damn I’m going to be in there a while, let me grab a second bottle just in case”.

 

[millah_22]

Thinking this through…I get one bottle. You have the wine in your hand, you’re a bit drunk and you have to take a leak. You wander into the bathroom kinda forgetting you are holding the bottle. It’s happened to me with beer a time or three.

But two bottles? Now that takes planning. “damn I’m going to be in there a while, let me grab a second bottle just in case”.

One of his coworkers is an alcoholic

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

One of his coworkers is an alcoholic

I was thinking he was at an airport because he responded to my post about travel. It is an even better story if this is at his workplace.

 

[ping72]

Gotta air out the boys while droppin a big stanker.

Speaking of which, pushed out a 5 dollar footlong yesterday and it insisted on going down the pipe sideways.

 

[Derekd3408]

How is it a bomb when she is spending money within her budget?

If you haven't noticed, Bean likes to tell tall tales for our entertainment. It's amazing people still think all these stories are true.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I was thinking he was at an airport because he responded to my post about travel. It is an even better story if this is at his workplace.

Wait, yeah. If this was at an airport, it's weird, but in a "Spirit customers be crazy!" kind of way.

If this was at work, someone there has a problem and needs an intervention.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Thinking this through…I get one bottle. You have the wine in your hand, you’re a bit drunk and you have to take a leak. You wander into the bathroom kinda forgetting you are holding the bottle. It’s happened to me with beer a time or three.

But two bottles? Now that takes planning. “damn I’m going to be in there a while, let me grab a second bottle just in case”.

And we'll placed for pickup, this was an experienced drunk.

Also:

Hope you have a good day.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I was thinking he was at an airport because he responded to my post about travel. It is an even better story if this is at his workplace.

Dsm airport.

 

[franklinman]

Geez,,,how much money do you have????

We still sleep on a burlap bag filled with straw

YOU DON'T HAVE A ROPE BED, Who needs a matresss.

 

[IIowaFarmBoy]

Housesintohomes.org. There are plenty of people in poverty that do not have a mattress to sleep on. Not ideal for most of us, but someone without one would love it.

Usually illegal

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

And we'll placed for pickup, this was an experienced drunk.

Also:

Hope you have a good day.

And very environmentally conscious. Get those bottles recycled! Where you off to? That looks like Evanston/Northwestern outside the window. You at O’Hare?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

And very environmentally conscious. Get those bottles recycled! Where you off to? That looks like Evanston/Northwestern outside the window. You at O’Hare?

Return to Dallas.

Just landed long enough to grab a coffee.

 

[soybean]

How is it a bomb when she is spending money within her budget?

It was the size of the tab that got me then. Its done and I'm over it...she sez.

 

[Kelsers]

It was the size of the tab that got me then. Its done and I'm over it...she sez.

So, she saved up for it then? Good for her!

 

[WSC72]

It was the size of the tab that got me then. Its done and I'm over it...she sez.

I am beginning to think you are one of those people that we should all criticize due to your wealth and greediness (not really but I wonder where you would fit in one of the lengthy debates on how much is too much, shouldn't you be giving away some of that excess wealth?)

 

[soybean]

I am beginning to think you are one of those people that we should all criticize due to your wealth and greediness (not really but I wonder where you would fit in one of the lengthy debates on how much is too much, shouldn't you be giving away some of that excess wealth?)

I have more than I need. I will admit to that, but I'm not rich.