My dogs and my neighbor

[longliveCS40]

Ok, so tonight, I'm outside with my dogs and the same guy asks me if I bar b q a lot and says he'll have to have me over when it gets warmer.

Pick up one of his dog's turds, slather some bbq sauce on it and serve it on the lid of his trash can, Famous Dave's style.

 

[Herkmeister]

Dogs are useless and 98% of dog owners are irresponsible. Dogs are environmental disasters as even the few responsible owners pick up their feces in plastic bags and throw them in the garbage which goes untreated into landfills. Meanwhile barking dogs are a nuisance to neighborhoods everywhere causing friction in neighborhoods. Americans spent up to 50 billion a year on dogs which should be used to help the less fortunate instead. Cities ought to require licences and registration for dogs up to 500 dollars/year for the largest of dogs.

Call Trump. You're a perfect candidate for his VP.

 

[Herkmeister]

My reply was meant to be funny.Obviously you don't know me in real life.

Ohhhhh GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suppose you drink either?!!!!!!!

 

[Herkmeister]

We've not met, no.

My childhood dog was given antifreeze by the neighborhood shithead kids...we got him to the vet just in time. So this is one of few jokes I find not terribly funny.

I thought it was a joke but I too find it hard to joke about dogs. I am a major dog lover. Couldn't live without a dog. They make a house a home.

 

[Herkmeister]

This is my Frenchton.Does it look like I am an animal abuser? Lucy will love you to death.

A fine looking girl for sure!!!!

 

[Herkmeister]

I just recently moved to this neighborhood in December and so far, everything has been good. I do have this one neighbor, who has done small things to annoy me, but I let them go, cause I don't give a shit. (I know, I'm poor, I have neighbors.) One thing that has bothered me, was leaving his garbage can on the street, in front of my house, up to 3 days past the collection date and some weeks not even moving it at all. It's not that big of a deal, but if anyone wants to park on the street, it will take a little maneuvering to do so. Not that big of a deal, yeah it's in front of my house, but whatever, I have no problem with it, except for the big ass dead pick-up that sits in front of his yard and causes his guests to park in front of my house as well. It annoys me, but not to the point to make a big deal out of it, as I don't see it as a big deal.
This morning around 10:00, main chick goes to let my dogs out and as soon as they get out, they begin to race to chase the squirrels and rabbits out of the yard, barking while doing so. That's no big deal, that's just what dogs do, chase critters and shit. Of course she corrects the barking and tells them to stop and they do. Well, main chick says the neighbor comes out and begins to bitch at her saying that my dogs just woke him and he's sick of their barking and since they are small dogs we need to keep them in my house from now on.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, lets back up a minute here. I better inform of other stuff I've noticed from his house of shit heads.
He lets his larger dog roam around with no leash and no fence. He not only comes on my property, but also goes up to my neighbor's house who lives behind my house and checks out his dog as well. When I first moved in, we noticed that there is large dog shit in my front yard, and considering I just moved in and there has only been one dog in my front yard, I pretty much deducted right away who this shit belonged to. Another thing, this dog has done is walked up to my fence and pissed on my smallest dog's head.
A few weeks ago, main chick's sister was visiting, (no pic) and was outside and heard some loud cracking noises coming from my A/C unit. When she looked at the neighbor's house, she noticed a little boy playing with what looked like a bb gun. Once he noticed she seen him, he ran inside. Now, I just did a glance over and didn't notice any BBs outside, so I thought she may have been imagining things or exaggerating.
So with all that said, if I go out and find these BBs and collect the poop that belongs to his dog from my front yard, what should I do with it? Also, should I call Black Lives Matter to come and make this guy's life hell?

I feel for you Wahawk. I've never had a dumb ass neighbor. One thing I'd check for real is to determine if he's bipolar. I'd let it slide and keep the piece. Sugar wins more friends than spice. Plus, maybe his wife has a thing for black men and he knows it's just a matter of time until she's at your house every night after he gets drunk and passes out. I mean, it's a thought.

 

[hawksrule965]

Anyone who has dog issues with their neighbor(s) is, by definition, a poor.

That is axiomatic.

 

[Raglefant]

You have small dogs that bark and wake people up. I'd rather have a neighbor that keeps mountains of trash and 6 rusty trucks on blocks in the front yard. You're the problem.

 

[Lone Clone]

I haven't had any interactions with him, but his daughter came over last week to sell girl scout cookies and I bought a few boxes, so that was the only interaction I've had with them.

Pic of Girl Scout cookies?

 

[Wahawk56]

So maybe he is an okay guy and was pissed when your dogs woke him up.

IF he was an okay guy and had an issue with my dogs, he would have took it up with me and not a guest. Also, last night when talking to my guest I apologized to her and told her I would apologize to my neighbor for waking him. She informed me there was no way they could have woke him up as he came outside almost simultaneously as them.

 

[Wahawk56]

Pic of Girl Scout cookies?

Don't even want these things. Ordered to be nice and support the little girl that was out hustling in the cold.

 

[IACub]

This is my Frenchton.Does it look like I am an animal abuser? Lucy will love you to death.

That dog looks disappointed. "I saw what you did, Jerry."

 

[hawkssox1]

Dogs are useless and 98% of dog owners are irresponsible. Dogs are environmental disasters as even the few responsible owners pick up their feces in plastic bags and throw them in the garbage which goes untreated into landfills. Meanwhile barking dogs are a nuisance to neighborhoods everywhere causing friction in neighborhoods. Americans spent up to 50 billion a year on dogs which should be used to help the less fortunate instead. Cities ought to require licences and registration for dogs up to 500 dollars/year for the largest of dogs.

Typical Cardinal fan.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Typical Cardinal fan.

More of an atypical Cardinal fan actually. Again I'll double down. All my anecdotal evidence through years of being in the apartment business indicates that most dogs are useless ( save the military and drug sniffers and that 98% of said owners are irresponsible. )

 

[BondHawk]

Here's what I don't get - you said you lived in an all-white neighborhood, yet someone was just waking up at 10am. Are you sure your neighbor isn't just light-skinned?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Well, you'll never be elected for anything.

I won't need to be elected. I plan to take over in a bloody coup, then impose my anti canine agenda on my adoring subjects. Part of my administration fundamentally changing America. Imagine all the warm summer nights where one can go to bed and listen to the humming of locusts instead a throng of barking mutts whose owners seem to think everyone wants to hear incessant barking for 3 straight hours. All I am saying is give peace and quiet a chance.

 

[N_fuego]

I won't need to be elected. I plan to take over in a bloody coup, then impose my anti canine agenda on my adoring subjects. Part of my administration fundamentally changing America. Imagine all the warm summer nights where one can go to bed and listen to the humming of locusts instead a throng of barking mutts whose owners seem to think everyone wants to hear incessant barking for 3 straight hours. All I am saying is give peace and quiet a chance.

 

[Wendy79]

I won't need to be elected. I plan to take over in a bloody coup, then impose my anti canine agenda on my adoring subjects. Part of my administration fundamentally changing America. Imagine all the warm summer nights where one can go to bed and listen to the humming of locusts instead a throng of barking mutts whose owners seem to think everyone wants to hear incessant barking for 3 straight hours. All I am saying is give peace and quiet a chance.

Let me know when you're planning this so I can make plans to leave the country with my dog.

 

[soybean]

I just recently moved to this neighborhood in December and so far, everything has been good. I do have this one neighbor, who has done small things to annoy me, but I let them go, cause I don't give a shit. (I know, I'm poor, I have neighbors.) One thing that has bothered me, was leaving his garbage can on the street, in front of my house, up to 3 days past the collection date and some weeks not even moving it at all. It's not that big of a deal, but if anyone wants to park on the street, it will take a little maneuvering to do so. Not that big of a deal, yeah it's in front of my house, but whatever, I have no problem with it, except for the big ass dead pick-up that sits in front of his yard and causes his guests to park in front of my house as well. It annoys me, but not to the point to make a big deal out of it, as I don't see it as a big deal.
This morning around 10:00, main chick goes to let my dogs out and as soon as they get out, they begin to race to chase the squirrels and rabbits out of the yard, barking while doing so. That's no big deal, that's just what dogs do, chase critters and shit. Of course she corrects the barking and tells them to stop and they do. Well, main chick says the neighbor comes out and begins to bitch at her saying that my dogs just woke him and he's sick of their barking and since they are small dogs we need to keep them in my house from now on.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, lets back up a minute here. I better inform of other stuff I've noticed from his house of shit heads.
He lets his larger dog roam around with no leash and no fence. He not only comes on my property, but also goes up to my neighbor's house who lives behind my house and checks out his dog as well. When I first moved in, we noticed that there is large dog shit in my front yard, and considering I just moved in and there has only been one dog in my front yard, I pretty much deducted right away who this shit belonged to. Another thing, this dog has done is walked up to my fence and pissed on my smallest dog's head.
A few weeks ago, main chick's sister was visiting, (no pic) and was outside and heard some loud cracking noises coming from my A/C unit. When she looked at the neighbor's house, she noticed a little boy playing with what looked like a bb gun. Once he noticed she seen him, he ran inside. Now, I just did a glance over and didn't notice any BBs outside, so I thought she may have been imagining things or exaggerating.
So with all that said, if I go out and find these BBs and collect the poop that belongs to his dog from my front yard, what should I do with it? Also, should I call Black Lives Matter to come and make this guy's life hell?

I'll be right over.

 

[Madman_1]

Dogs are useless and 98% of dog owners are irresponsible. Dogs are environmental disasters as even the few responsible owners pick up their feces in plastic bags and throw them in the garbage which goes untreated into landfills. Meanwhile barking dogs are a nuisance to neighborhoods everywhere causing friction in neighborhoods. Americans spent up to 50 billion a year on dogs which should be used to help the less fortunate instead. Cities ought to require licences and registration for dogs up to 500 dollars/year for the largest of dogs.

So, you're saying dogs are good to have?

 

[Madman_1]

I don't know, maybe it's just me...

But is this the BEST THREAD EVER?!?

 

[ping72]

Ok, so tonight, I'm outside with my dogs and the same guy asks me if I bar b q a lot and says he'll have to have me over when it gets warmer.

His wife always says she wants watermelon. She eats half a piece and then she's done. Drives the husband nuts. What the hell is he going to do with practically a whole watermelon??

 

[iammrhawkeyes]

Is it ever ok to take your dog to Dairy Queen?

 

[N_fuego]