My favorite Bible verse

[naturalmwa]

What is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is Ezekiel 23:20.

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Mel Gibson need to turn this chapter into a movie!

 

[Run&Blade]

The one from Pulp Fiction. Unless that is fiction.

 

[anon_01irjibf16qqj]

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.”
Joshua 1:9 NIV
https://joshua.bible/joshua-1-9

 

[stillh8unlv]

The one from The Simpsons.... Save me Jeebus!

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I shall fear no man for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley...

 

[Funky Bunch]

Two Corinthians

 

[FlickShagwell]

I like the one about going to your room and shutting the door to pray. Keep your superstitions to yourself, bra.

Matthew 6:6

“But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly.“

 

[artradley]

The one from Pulp Fiction. Unless that is fiction.

Pretty sure that was from the book of Tarantino.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

What is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is Ezekiel 23:20.

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Mel Gibson need to turn this chapter into a movie!

How about a little context Mr. Preacher Man!

 

[McLovin32]

I only read non-fiction books.

 

[srams21]

Two Corinthians

Three Corinthians are more fun.

 

[hawkeyekid]

Luke 17:34

 

[SSG T]

James 2:18

 

[The Tradition]

Cheech 4:20

 

[TheCainer]

Being a big baseball fan, I am partial to Genesis 1:1

In the big inning...

 

[brawnoverbrains]

Mine is Leviticus 20:13.

 

[LuteHawk]

Lone Clone just emailed me his favorite Bible verse:

"Better to live on a corner of the roof, then share a
house with a quarrelsome wife." Proverbs 21:9

 

[Bulldogs1974]

What is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is Ezekiel 23:20.

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
You learn something new everyday.
Mel Gibson need to turn this chapter into a movie!

 

[ConvenientParking]

Mine is Leviticus 20:13.

You going through a divorce or something? Really weird posting habits.

 

[Ray Kinsella]

Because I'm left-handed, Judges 20:16

"Out of all these people 700 choice men were left-handed; each one could sling a stone at a hair and not miss."

 

[brawnoverbrains]

You going through a divorce or something? Really weird posting habits.

No, I just don’t like gays and wish God would strike vengeance upon them.

 

[LuteHawk]

Hawkbirch, our attorney, called in her favorite verse
as Proverbs 18:17

"The one who first states a case seems right,
until the other comes and cross-examines."

 

[ConvenientParking]

No, I just don’t like gays and wish God would strike vengeance upon them.

You're pretty much all the evidence needed to disprove the existence of a just God.

 

[brawnoverbrains]

You're pretty much all the evidence needed to disprove the existence of a just God.

God is not supposed to be just. He’s there to rain fire down on the non-believers.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Two Corinthians 45:1-4

Behold, for from down the mountain shall come an orange man with a tiny intellect and tinier hands, riding in a golden chariot pulled by a dozen small-minded minions. And he shall claim to be a prophet and savior and doer of good things, but you shall know right away his deception and lies. And when the time is right, the Lord will strike him down with furious vengeance in the name of all who he has wronged. And it shall be good.

 

[SSG T]

God is not supposed to be just. He’s there to rain fire down on the non-believers.

Well, yeah...if you ignore the New Testament. There's a reason He sent Christ. Might want to read those parts of the Bible too.

 

[pink shizzle]

Austin 3:16

 

[Johnsoda123]

And the Lord said who shall I send and who shall go for us. And I said, I am here Lord, send me.

Isaiha Chapter 2

 

[Rifler]

What is your favorite Bible verse? Mine is Ezekiel 23:20.

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Mel Gibson need to turn this chapter into a movie!

I think I saw this performed live on stage down in Mexico back in the late 70's....

 

[hexumhawk]

Pretty sure that was from the book of Tarantino.

Yes and no. It is an actual verse but I think QT took some indulgences with the wording. Ezekiel 25-17

 

[Tenacious E]

Two Corinthians 45:1-4

Behold, for from down the mountain shall come an orange man with a tiny intellect and tinier hands, riding in a golden chariot pulled by a dozen small-minded minions. And he shall claim to be a prophet and savior and doer of good things, but you shall know right away his deception and lies. And when the time is right, the Lord will strike him down with furious vengeance in the name of all who he has wronged. And it shall be good.

 

[Fijimn]

Yes and no. It is an actual verse but I think QT took some indulgences with the wording. Ezekiel 25-17

Better God: (1) vengeful smiting OT Lord or (2) peace loving hippy NT Lord

 

[Tenacious E]

I think I saw this performed live on stage down in Mexico back in the late 70's....

Cuba whenever godfather I/II was supposed to take place.

 

[Rifler]

Cuba whenever godfather I/II was supposed to take place.

I recall that scene,... Fredo was such a putz...

 

[Bloody Run Hawk]

Matthew 4:19 Come follow me and I will make you fishers of men.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Matthew 1:5
"And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse." - KJV


Just Kidding - it is John 16:33
“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

 

[SSG T]

Better God: (1) vengeful smiting OT Lord or (2) peace loving hippy NT Lord

Keep in mind, while the NT peace loving hippy Lord is more tolerant and forgiving, He's still pretty clear on what condemns someone and makes no bones about what the penalty for that is.

 

[Fijimn]

Keep in mind, while the NT peace loving hippy Lord is more tolerant and forgiving, He's still pretty clear on what condemns someone and makes no bones about what the penalty for that is.

Indeed, but there were so many more rules under the OT Lord that, if not followed, usually lead to mass genocide. Plus the animal and human sacrificing to show your allegiance was pretty cool.

 

[WisestIowan]

69 Costner 4:20

If you build it, they will come.

 

[fredjr82]

2 Kings 2:23–24

“And [Elisha] went up from there to Bethel. While he was on his way, young juveniles* came out from the city and mocked him, saying, ‘Go up, bald-head! Go up, bald-head!’ When he turned back and saw them, he cursed them in the name of YHWH. Then two female bears came out from the forest and mauled forty two of those juveniles.”

Don't make fun of bald people or bears will kill you!!