Name Iowa's All-Time Slow White Guy team
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i would think aaron white would have to be on it. he maybe wasn't really slow but he was really white. if he were any paler, he would have been see through.
Adam Haluska, who was maybe the FASTEST Hawkeye BB player to ever play at Iowa,..........yeah, he better be on there.
Guy Rucker, Cyrus Tate, Jarod Cole, Glen Worley, & Kenyon Murray would be my all time slow white Iowa team. Damn we've had too many slow black guys!
Haluska wasn't white. Neither was Eric May.Adam Haluska, who was maybe the FASTEST Hawkeye BB player to ever play at Iowa,..........yeah, he better be on there.
Troy Skinner, Devan Bawinkle, Craig Anderson, Brig Tubbs and Brennan Cougill.
Sean Sonderleiter has to be on that team, along with little lick.
Adam Haluska, who was maybe the FASTEST Hawkeye BB player to ever play at Iowa,..........yeah, he better be on there.
Yeah but he was so slow it took him until his Sophomore year to get to Iowa
I saw Les Jensen go coast to coast to win a game. I still don't believe it happened.
I was actually at that game, sitting court side. I had the same reaction when we landed on the moon.
Troy Skinner would win greatest of all time in this category.....and he would fly past me in a race.
Troy skinner seemed to be moving in slow motion. JBo seems lighting quick compared.
I did. This thread is so insanely stupid/border line racist that I just prefer to name slow black people. Didn't think it needed it's own thread.
J.R. Angle, he was so slow it took him 5 years to graduate... without playing much.
Tyler Cook.
Oh wait, what? Gosh I could've sworn the guy I saw playing perimeter defense this season was white.
Maybe this will light a fire under his ass. And part of it was because he plays for an "offensive" coach who wasn't able to hold anyone accountable defensively, as his senior and best player didn't play any D. Regardless, Tyler has the ability, and I shouldn't be able to make the same joke a month into next season, or there's a real problem.
Joking aside, I had Skinner, Cougill and Jepsen on my team too. Kent McCausland deserves mention too and Wade Lookingbill had the whitest shotfake of all time
Oh wait, what? Gosh I could've sworn the guy I saw playing perimeter defense this season was white.
Maybe this will light a fire under his ass. And part of it was because he plays for an "offensive" coach who wasn't able to hold anyone accountable defensively, as his senior and best player didn't play any D. Regardless, Tyler has the ability, and I shouldn't be able to make the same joke a month into next season, or there's a real problem.
Joking aside, I had Skinner, Cougill and Jepsen on my team too. Kent McCausland deserves mention too and Wade Lookingbill had the whitest shotfake of all time
Jason Bauer, Jordan Bohannon, Jake Jaacks.
Unfortunately there are a lot of candidates for this category
Unfortunately there are a lot of candidates for this category
This thread was started in a mock response to LaVar Ball's inane comments. It was supposed to be comical and upset those who don't possess a sense of humor.
Mission accomplished.
PG - Troy Skinner (poor kid still gets hammered by Iowa fans, made the most of the ability he had)
SG - McCausland (one of the best shooters I have seen at Iowa, not sure how he ever got open)
SF - "The Wad" Wade Lookingbill (as mentioned earlier what a pump fake)
PF - "Special K" Steve Krafcisin (what a magical season)
C - "Les is more in Iowa City" Les Jepsen (played his ass off his Senior year)
SG - McCausland (one of the best shooters I have seen at Iowa, not sure how he ever got open)
SF - "The Wad" Wade Lookingbill (as mentioned earlier what a pump fake)
PF - "Special K" Steve Krafcisin (what a magical season)
C - "Les is more in Iowa City" Les Jepsen (played his ass off his Senior year)
Wait a minute, I thought he who's name should not be spoken,(Lickitysplit), and his name had been removed from all pylons, and recorded memory!
You would think. But no he switches to the right hand for the up and under plus the foul !
