Name things you trust more than Hillary Clinton.

[YellowSnow51]

I will start.

A broken condom

Pit bulls around babies

Bad moms near gorlilla cages

Yogi with my pickinic basket...yes pickinic

A man with one tooth watching my candy stockpile

Bill Cosby out for drinks with my wife

Voldemort

Bad moms at Disney lakes

The rickety bridge in Temple of Doom

A Proctologist nicknamed "Cactus finger"

Garfield around my lasagna

A tall glass of water in Flint, Michigan

Helen Keller's fashion sense

Guys with major cities as their first name

Oscar Pistorius

Obama's word on me keeping my doctor

Leaving my kids with a man known as "Uncle Touchy"

Guys named Walt (don't trust em)

The guy I bought a swamp in Florida from

Whatcha got?

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Road trips with Rae Carruth and Donte Stallworth.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Many things. Just not Donald Trump.

 

[The Tradition]

I trust that my VW diesel is environmentally friendly!

 

[lucas80]

Casino Commission in New Jersey that figured out Trump was a scam artist and liar decades ago.

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

 

[73chief]

 

[The Tradition]

I trust that my Honda airbag is going to save me instead of killing me!

 

[Herkmeister]

Monica Lewitzky's taste in men.

 

[Herkmeister]

Alabama recruiting

 

[Derekd3408]

Michael Jackson staying overnight with children.
A drug dealer.
Disneyland alligators.
TruckStop food.
Hookers.

 

[ping72]

In overly attractive Seattle man wearing a sleeveless jersey and holding a volleyball anywhere near a basketball backboard.

 

[anon_89hvcc2uyzmki]

Every single other human being in the world. She's as crooked as they come.

 

[Cy'sBigBrother]

I will start.

A broken condom

Pit bulls around babies

Bad moms near gorlilla cages

Yogi with my pickinic basket...yes pickinic

A man with one tooth watching my candy stockpile

Bill Cosby out for drinks with my wife

Voldemort

Bad moms at Disney lakes

The rickety bridge in Temple of Doom

A Proctologist nicknamed "Cactus finger"

Garfield around my lasagna

A tall glass of water in Flint, Michigan

Helen Keller's fashion sense

Guys with major cities as their first name

Oscar Pistorius

Obama's word on me keeping my doctor

Leaving my kids with a man known as "Uncle Touchy"

Guys named Walt (don't trust em)

The guy I bought a swamp in Florida from

Whatcha got?

A Palestinian on a motorcycle.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

I will start.

A broken condom

Pit bulls around babies

Bad moms near gorlilla cages

Yogi with my pickinic basket...yes pickinic

A man with one tooth watching my candy stockpile

Bill Cosby out for drinks with my wife

Voldemort

Bad moms at Disney lakes

The rickety bridge in Temple of Doom

A Proctologist nicknamed "Cactus finger"

Garfield around my lasagna

A tall glass of water in Flint, Michigan

Helen Keller's fashion sense

Guys with major cities as their first name

Oscar Pistorius

Obama's word on me keeping my doctor

Leaving my kids with a man known as "Uncle Touchy"

Guys named Walt (don't trust em)

The guy I bought a swamp in Florida from

Whatcha got?

I should have known Yellow had no original material. Welcome to 2015, boys.

 

[BABiscuit]

The accuracy of YS thread titles.

 

[thedirtyglass]

a fart

 

[Im4Iowa]

Michael Jackson staying overnight with children.
A drug dealer.
Disneyland alligators.
TruckStop food.
Hookers.

Disneyland is in California, so you'll be fine.

 

[Derekd3408]

Disneyland is in California, so you'll be fine.

Whew. Thank God.

 

[Greenway12]

Obama "red lines".

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Riding shotgun with Ted Kennedy on a midnight beer run on Martha's Vineyard.

 

[thewop]

MSNBC and FoxNews to be objective.

 

[fredjr82]

Can @YellowSnow51 just hurry up and make a sex doll that looks like her or wear a similar pant suit around the house? Your obsession with Hillary Clinton is borderline delusional.

 

[YellowSnow51]

Can @YellowSnow51 just hurry up and make a sex doll that looks like her or wear a similar pant suit around the house? Your obsession with Hillary Clinton is borderline delusional.

What do you mean, "hurry up"? I did that in 2014.

 

[fredjr82]

What do you mean, "hurry up"? I did that in 2014.

Seriously, your first 4 posts on the front page have Hillary's name in them. Kind of creepy but to each their own.

 

[YellowSnow51]

I should have known Yellow had no original material. Welcome to 2015, boys.

Uhhhh...what?

 

[fredjr82]

I should have known Yellow had no original material. Welcome to 2015, boys.

Fingers crossed he'll do his "I'm not a Rebulican" skit next. That always gets a good laugh out of everyone.

 

[YellowSnow51]

Seriously, your first 4 posts on the front page have Hillary's name in them. Kind of creepy but to each their own.

It means people are responding to them. I guess you've ignored all the others...as usual. You're obsessed with falsely calling me obsessed.

You're Internet refereeing is old. You need a new gig.

Maybe actually starting your own threads with original thoughts, rather than telling other posters why theirs isn't good enough would be more enjoyable for you.

 

[timinatoria]

Seriously, your first 4 posts on the front page have Hillary's name in them. Kind of creepy but to each their own.

Kinda like Ciggy and Trump? Only not as obsessive?

 

[fredjr82]

It means people are responding to them. I guess you've ignored all the others...as usual. You're obsessed with falsely calling me obsessed.

You're Internet refereeing is old. You need a new gig.

Maybe actually starting your own threads with original thoughts, rather than telling other posters why theirs isn't good enough would be more enjoyable for you.

Funny that you think I'm the only one who noticed your obsession. Keep up the good work

 

[fredjr82]

Kinda like Ciggy and Trump? Only not as obsessive?

Fair point. The difference being Yellow claims he's not a Republican and isn't obsessed with Hillary. Ciggy doesn't shy away from who he is.

 

[PinkLockerRoom]

I will start.

A broken condom

Pit bulls around babies

Bad moms near gorlilla cages

Yogi with my pickinic basket...yes pickinic

A man with one tooth watching my candy stockpile

Bill Cosby out for drinks with my wife

Voldemort

Bad moms at Disney lakes

The rickety bridge in Temple of Doom

A Proctologist nicknamed "Cactus finger"

Garfield around my lasagna

A tall glass of water in Flint, Michigan

Helen Keller's fashion sense

Guys with major cities as their first name

Oscar Pistorius

Obama's word on me keeping my doctor

Leaving my kids with a man known as "Uncle Touchy"

Guys named Walt (don't trust em)

The guy I bought a swamp in Florida from

Whatcha got?

Charlie Manson as a counselor at YMCA camp.

 

[ChrisVarick]

Juan Harris keeping a commitment.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Funny that you think I'm the only one who noticed your obsession. Keep up the good work

I ran a poll and it was voted #2 most annoying obsession on HROT. Dude hates women, it's obvious. Fostered by years of rejection by them.

 

[pablow]

A lawyer with a P.O box address.

 

[The Tradition]

A lawyer with a P.O box address.

You could have just stopped at "a lawyer"....

 

[Greenway12]

Bernie Madoff with my investments.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Snakes on a plane.

 

[YellowSnow51]

Fingers crossed he'll do his "I'm not a Rebulican" skit next. That always gets a good laugh out of everyone.

I love when my fan club meets. If you guys want me to sign some shit and mail it out, I will.

 

[The Tradition]

Tony Robbins' assurances that I can walk across hot coals if I just put my mind to it.