Name things you trust more than Hillary Clinton.
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Lol...yeah...can't stand them. You nailed it. Your daddy issues are shining through again. Time for another couch session.
WaHawk is still waiting for his. Just another reason you're the "liked" black on the board.
Did the ones in the house sing songs? I know I enjoy a good field spiritual from time to time.
Nah, not in the house unless the master was away. Master liked his house quiet so he could read the funny pages.
Our singing was done as night in our shanties, or while down at the stream when washing the Mrs. unmentionables
A bowl of scalding hot nacho cheese sauce near my crotch.
Iran not developing nuclear weapons
Kim Jung-un's ability to pick up women on his own in Paris
The Earth actually being flat
That there were shovel ready projects in 2009
That finding Ron and Nicole's real killer truly is OJ's mission in life
The validity of the sales receipt that a guy named "Rocco" gave me for the purchase of my Rolex watch sold to me out of the trunk of his car
My business partner telling me that opening a surf shop in Rapid City, SD is an untapped gold mine
An Amsterdam whore's claim that she is a virgin
The stripper giving me a lap dance claiming that "Cinnamon" is a just family name
Peter Jok not driving his moped in Iowa City while his license was suspended.
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Sun-warmed chicken salad.
Televangelists.
Tires so worn the cotton thread is showing.
Carnival booth operators.
One-ply toilet paper.
Mexican border guards who charge me for spraying my tires to prevent Guatemalan bugs from infesting Mexico (true story).
A two-wheel drive pickup on glare ice at 80 MPH.
Joe Isuzu.
A Nigerian prince needing just a little help to transfer his money to United States, for which I'll profit greatly.
Televangelists.
Tires so worn the cotton thread is showing.
Carnival booth operators.
One-ply toilet paper.
Mexican border guards who charge me for spraying my tires to prevent Guatemalan bugs from infesting Mexico (true story).
A two-wheel drive pickup on glare ice at 80 MPH.
Joe Isuzu.
A Nigerian prince needing just a little help to transfer his money to United States, for which I'll profit greatly.
Assumption does make an ass out of you and me, certainly.
But with cigarette having "man" behind it, I felt it was a fairly safe assumption.
A first generation Hyundai
The Washington Capitals in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (boom! roasted!)
Tommy Flanagan when he says he's married to Morgan Fairchild, Teri Garr, and Meryl Streep
Oprah achieving her weight loss goal
The Washington Capitals in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (boom! roasted!)
Tommy Flanagan when he says he's married to Morgan Fairchild, Teri Garr, and Meryl Streep
Oprah achieving her weight loss goal
I would think you would like Obama breaking his word about keeping "Cactus Finger"
Man................thank goodness someone caught that. I thought it was a pretty good post and it seemed to fly right past everyone.
You take it however you wish Nat. Thanks for the acknowledgment.
The thread title and your original post is all a year old and from other people, as are most of the responses. There's a reason people who make a living at comedy aren't conservative.
Lol...you keep saying dumber things each time. I personally enjoyed this one though. Delicious.
