This guy is just killing it on Twitter:
New York Times Pitchbot Mega Thread
- Thread starter FlickShagwell
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I think I've seen this account fool reddit users who post on r/enlightenedcentrism which is supposed to be real bad centrist takes (as opposed to satirical bad centrist takes).
I'm guessing the "Both sides" people are just skipping right over this thread.
They’ve all injured their necks nodding in agreement.
Heres a live look at FAU reading these headlines:
There are a few that The NY Times has actually done, like “In the interest of unity, Biden should finish the Wall.”
That was me after falling head first into your mom’s snizz. Notice the blotchy skin.They’ve all injured their necks nodding in agreement.
Heres a live look at FAU reading these headlines:
It would be his first positive contribution as President.
This pitchbot thing doesn't believe in humor I guess?
Wrong. First positive contribution was beating the most corrupt, infantile, divisive, treasonous piece of shit to ever hold office.
LMAO @ one of the sub-tweets at that site:
LMAO!!! "30 min prep time" for S'mores
Uh....sure, maybe if you're counting the time to collect the campfire wood...
I just discovered this account and it makes me giggle daily. Sometimes have to double check on the Maureen Dowd posts because they sound so real.
This is brilliant. I have been posting this every time I see a Trumpanzee family member or friend crying about student loan forgiveness
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