Next Door craziness

[goldmom]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

 

[lucas80]

I have denied every attempt to get me to sign up for my neighborhood website. My assumption is drama queens and complainers.

 

[millah_22]

The only time I ever went on nextdoor was when it was revealed that the old building being cleaned up and renovated was opening as a adult store chain.

WOULD SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

 

[Moral]

I don't actually care to know at all what is on my neighbors minds.

 

[goldmom]

I don't actually care to know at all what is on my neighbors minds.

You got the survival thing figured out 😂

 

[millah_22]

I don't actually care to know at all what is on my neighbors minds.

usually asking if the backfiring car is gunshots

 

[Sharky1203]

I mow my lawn in a thong to piss my neighbors off, so, no visiting neighbor site for me.

 

[Moral]

You got the survival thing figured out 😂

Thank you for the compliment.

 

[millah_22]

3.5 miles from you: "Need to fix sidewalk, anyone know who can poor some cement for free?"

 

[lucas80]

I don't actually care to know at all what is on my neighbors minds.

Probably a lot of posts about the stoner hoarder who can't paint in a straight line living in the neighborhood.

 

[Sharky1203]

3.5 miles from you: "Need to fix sidewalk, anyone know who can poor some cement for free?"

Cement free. 🤣 That stuff is made with gold flakes now.

 

[millah_22]

2.7 miles from you: Neighbor across the street filled up his driveway with a boat, now he parks on my yard. He won't answer his door. Anyone know anyone who can help?

 

[Scruddy]

I have denied every attempt to get me to sign up for my neighborhood website. My assumption is drama queens and complainers.

Accurate assessment lol

 

[alaskanseminole]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

I deleted my NextDoor app because people are nuts. I'm still on our neighborhood FB group, but that's because I'm more concerned with close-proximity crazy, than neighboring community crazy. I want to know if my next-door-neighbor is a flat earther.

 

[goldmom]

I mow my lawn in a thong to piss my neighbors off, so, no visiting neighbor site for me.

Inquiring minds…

 

[millah_22]

I deleted my NextDoor app because people are nuts. I'm still on our neighborhood FB group, but that's because I'm more concerned with close-proximity crazy, than neighboring community crazy. I want to know if my next-door-neighbor is a flat earther.

Some rando lady went nuts on my neighbor on Nextdoor because my neighbor corrected our neighborhood location. For some reason our street was put in the nieghborhood a ways away from us, instead of the neighborhood we're actually in. The lady claimed she was "stealing her territory"

 

[Sharky1203]

Inquiring minds…

Ever seen a grown man mow the lawn in a banana hammock? Not a pretty scene., lol. Especially me. Bet they were celebrating when I moved out. They were nothing but the neighborhood Karens and I did everything I could to make their life a living hell.

 

[goldmom]

Their neighborhood is shown next to the name and when I see where they live I immediately know there will be full ignorance on display. Sad but true.

 

[prlyles]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

Are you saying you don't think coyotes are native?

 

[seminoleed]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

You should see the one here in Cape Coral. Between Yankees without a clue and immigrants whose grasp of English is poor on a good day....and most of it ratting out a neighbor for perceived code violations. It starts my day with a laugh.

 

[McLovin32]

I don't actually care to know at all what is on my neighbors minds.

It would be a lot of posts about those damn weed zombies

 

[MitchLL]

Social media SUX.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

I have denied every attempt to get me to sign up for my neighborhood website. My assumption is drama queens and complainers.

Don’t. It’s a goddamn pain to uninstall, and they have alerts that are slightly different in variation that you have to keep deleting. Took me a week to finally get rid of that freaking app

 

[McLovin32]

Don’t. It’s a goddamn pain to uninstall, and they have alerts that are slightly different in variation that you have to keep deleting. Took me a week to finally get rid of that freaking app

Yup, this happened to me last year when I moved. Took me forever to figure out all the damn things I had to take care of to officially be off of that hellish app.

 

[BelemNole]

I have a Ring doorbell and the App is always blowing up with "I heard GUNSHOTS - Via Rioblo 10:30!!!'
It's always fireworks.
But we get some coyote alerts too. "3 GIANT coyotes along the open space trail!!! Watch your kids!!!"
My favorite is "Did someone get my amazon package? Says it was delivered but I didn't get it."

 

[Sharky1203]

Social media SUX.

But without it, no one would get attention and there wouldn't be experts on everything.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

2.7 miles from you: Neighbor across the street filled up his driveway with a boat, now he parks on my yard. He won't answer his door. Anyone know anyone who can help?

I could, but I won't guarantee your house won't be damaged by the exploding car.

 

[beanerhawk]

I didn't know such websites even existed.

 

[millah_22]

Next door is just full of a bunch of people bitching about things that could be easily solved by having a human interaction with their neighbor.

 

[JWolf74]

When we moved to our home we were encouraged to download this monstrosity. I didn't even make it a day. Turns out I give zero fudges about whatever idiot thing a neighbor concocted up and ran to the Internet to post.

 

[McLovin32]

I have a Ring doorbell and the App is always blowing up with "I heard GUNSHOTS - Via Rioblo 10:30!!!'
It's always fireworks.
But we get some coyote alerts too. "3 GIANT coyotes along the open space trail!!! Watch your kids!!!"
My favorite is "Did someone get my amazon package? Says it was delivered but I didn't get it."

I've got a Ring doorbell too, and usually get a good chuckle out of the app. It's not near as obnoxious as the NextDoor one. Lately there's been a man (he's clearly an old man) that has posted like 3-4 times in the last week about a dog that keeps coming into his yard at night. The posts begin complaining about the dog, but after a few sentences or so it gradually switches to him being mad that there's no animal control officers working at night. Then he rants about that.

Yesterday he FINALLY got a video of the dog in his yard during the day, but by the time he got ahold of someone from animal control, the dog was gone. Then he bitched about that. It's like he expects animal control to operate like a ****ing 911 emergency call.

 

[Jan Itor]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

Same in Arizona minus the pythons. Every time someone posts a siting or incident with a coyote, the usual have to chime in and dictate us, in their minds, that coyotes are indigenous to Arizona and we’ve invaded their territory. No shit?!?

People are just trying to warn their neighbors with small pets.

 

[jasonrann]

A lot of old pale skins in my 'hood. I have a pretty good idea what's up.

 

[Jan Itor]

A lot of old pale skins in my 'hood. I have a pretty good idea what's up.

How’s the suspicious guy across the street doing?

 

[alaskanseminole]

I didn't know such websites even existed.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I have a Ring doorbell and the App is always blowing up with "I heard GUNSHOTS - Via Rioblo 10:30!!!'
It's always fireworks.
But we get some coyote alerts too. "3 GIANT coyotes along the open space trail!!! Watch your kids!!!"
My favorite is "Did someone get my amazon package? Says it was delivered but I didn't get it."

I haven't signed up here for the new TX community, but the old one in VA was 90%+ packages delivered to the wrong address and lost/found dog/cat.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Some rando lady went nuts on my neighbor on Nextdoor because my neighbor corrected our neighborhood location. For some reason our street was put in the nieghborhood a ways away from us, instead of the neighborhood we're actually in. The lady claimed she was "stealing her territory"

 

[mnole03]

Suggest the neighbor get a donkey. That will solve their coyote problem.

 

[jasonrann]

How’s the suspicious guy across the street doing?

Living the wife-free life and loving it. Still no new developments. Lots of podcasts out on it now too. Just crazy.

 

[ericram]

So our local Next Door website is going crazy. A woman in an adjacent community to mine posted a video of her backyard and a very well fed coyote is sniffing around in broad daylight.
Huge alert dings in my inbox and the usual dumb people (YES dumb) start screaming about how we are intruders in THEIR habitat cause they are “native”. Hundreds of posts from hysterical women and some men. I asked if they thought the pythons were native too. Waiting for that to go off like a bomb. 🤯

Why don't they just shoot it.