Nole Friends, I’m Doing the Unforgivable

[Greenway4Prez]

I’m pulling for Florida this weekend.

I’m telling you this out of respect and a desire to be transparent.

I’ve long loathed the Gators and their fans, going back to our bowl games against them early on in KF’s tenure. They are the worst, and I would be OK if the Gators were nuked from existence.

But the last couple CFB seasons has shown me that being an insufferable fan is not unique to Florida, but to the lion’s share of SEC fans. Not just about their team, which is to be expected…but also about the entire conference. It is bizarre, incestuous behavior the way they flock to social media to white knight for a rival, or someone who beat them.

I wish for only bad things to happen to that league, and Florida beating Ole Miss would be incredible. Rebel fans have been shit-talking Indiana and seeing them pick up a third loss would be *chef’s kiss*.

This will be a very temporary thing, as soon as the Gators can’t do anything for me, they’re back on the shitlist. But please Florida, make this thing happen.

 

[funksouljon]

Well then may you be wrong in pulling for them and stub your toe on the way to the fridge on Saturday.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

 

[noleclone2]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

I personally don’t want either of my daughters to marry a guy in the closet and become beards.

 

[BubsFinn]

I’m pulling for Florida this weekend.

I’m telling you this out of respect and a desire to be transparent.

I’ve long loathed the Gators and their fans, going back to our bowl games against them early on in KF’s tenure. They are the worst, and I would be OK if the Gators were nuked from existence.

But the last couple CFB seasons has shown me that being an insufferable fan is not unique to Florida, but to the lion’s share of SEC fans. Not just about their team, which is to be expected…but also about the entire conference. It is bizarre, incestuous behavior the way they flock to social media to white knight for a rival, or someone who beat them.

I wish for only bad things to happen to that league, and Florida beating Ole Miss would be incredible. Rebel fans have been shit-talking Indiana and seeing them pick up a third loss would be *chef’s kiss*.

This will be a very temporary thing, as soon as the Gators can’t do anything for me, they’re back on the shitlist. But please Florida, make this thing happen.

Gator fans were pretty bad, especially after the game they "won," but they were choir boys compared to Arizona fans. I've never seen that many adults acting like spoiled toddlers in my life. The things they were doing would get any Iowa fan kicked out of Kinnick and banned for life. Even the douchebag Mississippi State fans with their goddamn cowbells were nothing compared to those pricks in Tuscon.

 

[pink shizzle]

Well then may you be wrong in pulling for them and stub your toe on the way to the fridge on Saturday.

Woah woah wooaahhhh, the toe stub, though probably warranted, is a bit over the line. That may result in a beer bottle being dropped, shattered, and wasted. May as well wish death upon him 😉

 

[torbee]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

He'd rather blow your son. NTTAWWT.

 

[seminoleed]

I’m pulling for Florida this weekend.

I’m telling you this out of respect and a desire to be transparent.

I’ve long loathed the Gators and their fans, going back to our bowl games against them early on in KF’s tenure. They are the worst, and I would be OK if the Gators were nuked from existence.

But the last couple CFB seasons has shown me that being an insufferable fan is not unique to Florida, but to the lion’s share of SEC fans. Not just about their team, which is to be expected…but also about the entire conference. It is bizarre, incestuous behavior the way they flock to social media to white knight for a rival, or someone who beat them.

I wish for only bad things to happen to that league, and Florida beating Ole Miss would be incredible. Rebel fans have been shit-talking Indiana and seeing them pick up a third loss would be *chef’s kiss*.

This will be a very temporary thing, as soon as the Gators can’t do anything for me, they’re back on the shitlist. But please Florida, make this thing happen.

Wondering why I haven't put you on "Ignore" yet.

 

[seminoleed]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

What? You'd want your daughter to marry a gay guy who gets off giving circumcisions to little Filipinos?

 

[Finance85]

There is no longer any good reason for pulling for the filthy gators. Once upon a time, when we had to worry about strength of schedule and other outside factors, there might have been a reason, but no longer.

 

[HawkMachine]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

Probably my all-time favorite non Hawkeye college football player.

GAMER.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Tebow’s ok

 

[torbee]

There is no longer any good reason for pulling for the filthy gators. Once upon a time, when we had to worry about strength of schedule and other outside factors, there might have been a reason, but no longer.

F--k Tennessee is a good enough reason for me. They ruined my New Years Day last year!

 

[Flie]

I pull for UF over UGA every time. That's about it.

Now I need to post one of my favorite FSU/UF memories.

I was trying to find the longer clip where you hear the UF announcer mock Jeff Bowden right before the game winning play. Something like "My my my let's see what you got up your sleeve now Jeff Bowden".

This is the gator announcers so you can hear the moment their hearts break on the audio.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Tim Tebow is a good guy, the type you’d want to marry the daughter.

This is a fact

 

[fsu1jreed]

He'd rather blow your son. NTTAWWT.

This is also factish

 

[swagsurfer02]

F--k Tennessee is a good enough reason for me. They ruined my New Years Day last year!

We’ve been absolutely crushed the last two times we played the Vols. I’m not looking forward to the next time we meet either.

 

[Flie]

We’ve been absolutely crushed the last two times we played the Vols. I’m not looking forward to the next time we meet either.

I'm still bitter about 1998. That's actually what drew me to start posting on warchant back in the day. I wouldn't say we were crushed in that game, other than our spirits. That game was winnable the entire game which is what made it especially frustrating.

What was the other loss to Tennessee?

 

[torbee]

I'm still bitter about 1998. That's actually what drew me to start posting on warchant back in the day. I wouldn't say we were crushed in that game, other than our spirits. That game was winnable the entire game which is what made it especially frustrating.

What was the other loss to Tennessee?

He’s talking Hawkeyes. The last two bowl games against Tennessee were total ass kickings.

 

[SeaPA]

I pull for UF over UGA every time. That's about it.

Now I need to post one of my favorite FSU/UF memories.

I was trying to find the longer clip where you hear the UF announcer mock Jeff Bowden right before the game winning play. Something like "My my my let's see what you got up your sleeve now Jeff Bowden".

This is the gator announcers so you can hear the moment their hearts break on the audio.

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That was Scot Brantley; he played for the goiters & Bucs, then was the color guy on radio for both. His comment along those lines was actually right before the previous play, when we had a 4th & 15 from our own 25 or so & Rix completed a pass for about 20 yards.

Found it...

 

[BelemNole]