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sadhawk

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I just got a new job!! I had my interview yesterday and as I was walking into my interview I was amazed by the facility one of the nicest facility’s in North America. The worker bees all seemed very excited and anxious to be there as well. These guys could of went any where to better there self’s but their choice was to come here and be part of something special??.. The head honcho while taking notes or doodling and chewing gum “all at the same time” told me that he was grossly over paid but the guy at the top and the board were so naïve because were not sexy and are ok with average numbers that I would never have anything to worry about! Average numbers the head honcho laughed out loud nearly spitting his gum out.. Said son I get paid top 5 in my field I have one of the nicest facility’s in America and I don’t answer to anyone.. Hell I even employ all my kids and give them free room and board! He then says the people from this community are to stupid to stop buying our sub par products and they even pay out the wazoo for it! So as long as the dummies in the community keep coming back and the main boss and the board our spineless come work here and enjoy these amazing facility’s! I of course took the job.


“That’s employment”
 
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Gosh, it sounds like you are saying America is great again. China will own that company in a month.

If you are making some kind of esoteric reference to Iowa football, you missed the target.
 
I just got a new job!! I had my interview yesterday and as I was walking into my interview I was amazed by the facility one of the nicest facility’s in North America. The worker bees all seemed very excited and anxious to be there as well. These guys could of went any where to better there self’s but their choice was to come here and be part of something special??.. The head honcho while taking notes or doodling and chewing gum “all at the same time” told me that he was grossly over paid but the guy at the top and the board were so naïve because were not sexy and are ok with average numbers that I would never have anything to worry about! Average numbers the head honcho laughed out loud nearly spitting his gum out.. Said son I get paid top 5 in my field I have one of the nicest facility’s in America and I don’t answer to anyone.. Hell I even employ all my kids and give them free room and board! He then says the people from this community are to stupid to stop buying our sub par products and they even pay out the wazoo for it! So as long as the dummies in the community keep coming back and the main boss and the board our spineless come work here and enjoy these amazing facility’s! I of course took the job.


“That’s employment”
That might have just won the stupidest post award!
 
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Good thhing I didn't get paid for those two minutes I spent reading this thread.
 
Gosh, it sounds like you are saying America is great again. China will own that company in a month.

If you are making some kind of esoteric reference to Iowa football, you missed the target.
Gosh, it sounds like you are saying America is great again. China will own that company in a month.

If you are making some kind of esoteric reference to Iowa football, you missed the target.
China will only own it if Clinton is elected!
 
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