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now beach umbrellas aren’t even safe

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How is this even a thing? Why do they not mount something on the end to make it less stabby? A small piece of rubber. Something.
 
How is this even a thing? Why do they not mount something on the end to make it less stabby? A small piece of rubber. Something.

Because consumers want a spike at the top of their umbrellas. Why do you hate free enterprise?
 
Yeah... I'm surprised our nannies haven't banned them already. Or only city-authorized vendors are allowed to rent them or some shit like that.
I mean I think there are some basic questions that need to be asked regarding size, availability, ease of use, and added attachments at this point.
 
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