Crazy to think this could happen but it ain't the first.
Absolutely classic. See FSU immigrants what this is all about?
Crazy to think this could happen but it ain't the first.
How is this even a thing? Why do they not mount something on the end to make it less stabby? A small piece of rubber. Something.
Email sent by legal at the beach umbrella company this afternoon, Re: Less stabby beach umbrellas.How is this even a thing? Why do they not mount something on the end to make it less stabby? A small piece of rubber. Something.
Obviously someone from a non beach state wouldn't understand how beach umbrellas really work.How is this even a thing? Why do they not mount something on the end to make it less stabby? A small piece of rubber. Something.
Obviously someone from a non beach state wouldn't understand how beach umbrellas really work.
3000 people are injured by beach umbrellas each year? Def would have taken the unders on that.
I mean I think there are some basic questions that need to be asked regarding size, availability, ease of use, and added attachments at this point.Yeah... I'm surprised our nannies haven't banned them already. Or only city-authorized vendors are allowed to rent them or some shit like that.
Nice thread title
Stabbing people to death is how they work?Obviously someone from a non beach state wouldn't understand how beach umbrellas really work.
Oh yay...a non political thread turning into a political thread.“This wouldn’t have happened under Trump”—OP
3000 people are injured by beach umbrellas each year? Def would have taken the unders on that.
that's what I pictured
Seriously....being down here in Florida...you'd be surprised the amount of people that put their umbrella's in without one of these. They work....use them.
The umbrella had no intent on killing her. It was just looking to be grounded.Stabbing people to death is how they work?