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Satire, my friend. Satire.
I'm getting you ready for the excuses in the event of a Nebraska-esque meltdown.
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Northwestern is going to need some luck to win this game. Thorson can't pass and Nebraska is definitely the stronger team.
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Making sure Toomy Armstrong keeps the turnover ratio where it belongs.
It appears you can run up the gut against Nebraska
but Thorson's terrible passing is the X-factor
but Thorson's terrible passing is the X-factor
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Am I the only one who believes Northwestern will beat us 15-14, after their terrible kicker boots 5 50+ yard kicks?
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Oh it's only going to get worse the more they win, more they move up rankings, stay undefeated...
After they beat Illinois next week you will hear B1G title and playoff talk
I'm actually kind of happy for them, TBH. It will just make it that much sweeter when the big rug gets pulled out from underneath them when they are on the cusp of "being back."
Jobbers
A Rip Rogers/Road Block tag team duo would've taken the WCW by storm. Particularly in Nebraska, since most of the state is manufactured home parks and these two gents look like the park managers.
Iowa SHOULD be able to run the ball on Northwestern, now with that said Greg Davis will throw it 45 times.
It's kind of setting them up perfectly. They walk through the next 3 weeks with Ill, Purdue, and Indiana, get on the cusp of the top ten, then lose 55-3 consecutively against Connie and OSU. Gonna be a good time.
So, you'd put the B1G+NDSU something like
OSU
Michigan
Wisconsin
NDSU
Iowa
Minnesota
PSU
Rutgers
Nebraska
everyone else...
That's very interesting.
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Lol, talking about Northwestern. You are Nebby not NU.
IMO the west is, 1) Wisky 2) Neb 3) Iowa.....the rest. So don't come on our board and cry.
What was even a better time was watching Iowa, coming off their best season of all-time, get manhandled and trucked by an FBS team, at home.
Congrats on getting absolutely smashed on the big stage on national television and following it up with a huge fat turd. National laughingstock. Fake ID team of CFB. Give Captain Kirk another extension. Sweet 7 point win in the 4th quarter vs Rutgers too.
Joke fanbase.
Did you know: They sell self help books on how to gain friends and make people like you?
It usually involves ditching the 90's Nebraska starter jacket you wore when you lost your V card to your cousin whilst watching the last time Nebraska's football program was relevant
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NDSU is an FCS team, you inept sociopath.
Oh the BT title game talk has already begun. Most every Nebraska fan/talk show host though has pretty much conceded that they are not worthy of Ohio State's level of greatness.
As disgusting as it is that the Big Ten has allowed Ohio State to get to this point, they (Nebraska fans) are not wrong. They are not worthy.
Iowa > Nebraska
And I like that we lost to an FBS team last week, instead of an FCS team. Takes the sting out of the loss a little bit. Thanks!!!
NDSU > Bama +Thanos w/Infinity Gauntlet
And Iowa only lost by 2 to such a team......think about that.
