***OFFICIAL 2025 INAUGURATION THREAD ***

[Scruddy]

Trump: I want to be a unifier

Also Trump: If you're not a white, straight, Christian your life ends today.

You're actually unhinged lol

 

[Scruddy]

Trump: I promise american exceptionalism will return!

Libs: omg he's going to kill the gays!!!

What a wild start lol

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

You're actually unhinged lol

Nope. I'm white and straight. It's going to be a glorious 4 years for me. Forgive me for considering my fellow citizens. The neighbors at the end of my street are both Doctors and both Hindus. What do they glean from Trump's message? At least they won't get deported.

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

Wrong on the white part, and honestly christian

Did you miss his quote about God? ...you must have blown right past that.

 

[noleclone2]

As a founding father of the Let it Burn movement, this has been awesome so far today.

 

[Hawky42]

Did you miss his quote about God? ...you must have blown right past that.

Not gonna force it though.
Religion is what it will always be

 

[stanzithemanzi12]

Sorry all you Muslim signs in your yard people. Rabbi is speaking. No imam will be speaking though.

 

[fivecardstud14]

Sorry all you Muslim signs in your yard people. Rabbi is speaking. No imam will be speaking though.

There's a Danny Noonan reply for this.

 

[stanzithemanzi12]

There's a Danny Noonan reply for this.

Fivecard are you even a 33%er? I mean, you golf, but you also watch NBA. Hmmmmm, I don't know though. I'm not sold.

 

[goldmom]

Man, this is why I don’t go to church. Shut it old white man

That brother brought the heat though. Preach it!

 

[goldmom]

Sorry all you Muslim signs in your yard people. Rabbi is speaking. No imam will be speaking though.

Judeo Christian founding principles. 🇺🇸

 

[BrunoMars420]

That black dude got the party going then they run out this nerdy white guy to ruin it all

 

[fivecardstud14]

Fivecard are you even a 33%er? I mean, you golf. I don't know though. I'm not sold.

I love watching you try to mock people. You really put in the effort, which makes it even funnier.

 

[goldmom]

Nope. I'm white and straight. It's going to be a glorious 4 years for me. Forgive me for considering my fellow citizens. The neighbors at the end of my street are both Doctors and both Hindus. What do they glean from Trump's message? At least they won't get deported.

I guess you didn’t notice the beautiful woman in the lovely pink suit sitting behind her husband?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Why can't dickface learn how to do a proper salute after 8 years from first being POTUS and his military "schooling"?

 

[Thunderlips71]

Melania’s hat protected her cheek from the Trump smackaroo.

It’s also protecting her from the sun’s harmful rays:

 

[goldmom]

It’s also protecting her from the sun’s harmful rays:

Or she just wanted to look stunningly beautiful and elegant.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Best part of the inauguration right here.

 

[Colonoscopy]

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Best part of the inauguration right here.

I don't get it

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Nope. I'm white and straight. It's going to be a glorious 4 years for me. Forgive me for considering my fellow citizens. The neighbors at the end of my street are both Doctors and both Hindus. What do they glean from Trump's message? At least they won't get deported.

Shouldn’t they glean that for the first time ever there will be an Indian in the inner circle of the White House as the VP’s daughter and children share their heritage.

 

[goldmom]

Shouldn’t they glean that for the first time ever there will be an Indian in the inner circle of the White House as the VP’s daughter and children share their heritage.

Second…although Kamala preferred to embrace her African heritage for political expedience (aka votes).

 

[Thunderlips71]

Or she just wanted to look stunningly beautiful and elegant.

She failed

 

[goldmom]

She failed

🙄🙃

 

[Chishawk1425]

 

[Colonoscopy]

Ranting against political enemies. Cringe worthy.

 

[bdcolt45er]

Ranting against political enemies. Cringe worthy.

He still thinks it's Festivus.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Joe Biden:

"Without unity, there is no peace, only bitterness and fury," he said. "No progress, only exhausting outrage. No nation, only a state of chaos." "This is our historic moment of crisis and challenge," he continued. "And unity is the path forward".

Well, Trump did just say he sat down with Chuck and say it's time we start getting along. Hope there's some truth to it. I, for one, am tired of the division. I'm thinking about exiting all political threads after today.

 

[BlIIlken2]

 

[stanzithemanzi12]

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wow, that's the best you can come up with?

 

[goldmom]

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LOL
Obscure nobodies being quoted is so thrilling!

 

[jonesy5960]

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C'mon Zuck. It's cleavage. It's like looking at the sun. You don't stare it. Only quick glances is how you protect yourself from this kind of thing.

 

[noleclone2]

This is some major low energy mumbling right now.

 

[Scruddy]

I'm straight.

Doubt. Also doubt your Hindu neighbors have anything to worry about bc I'm not in a cult.

 

[fredjr82]

It’s also protecting her from the sun’s harmful rays:

I got very big Carmen SanDiego vibes. Granted darker suit

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

bc I'm not in a cult.

But yet you can't define one.

 

[pjhawk]

 

[pjhawk]