OFFICIAL Early Bird Edition SAB- Illinois State

[JerseyCityHawki]

Let’s get this rocking and start early… I need some much missed laughs


You know the rules be funny and witty

https://goredbirds.com/sports/football/roster

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Oh shit! Wrong forum and topic

 

[desihawk]

 

[BonzoFury]

I don't think you can come up with anything more insulting than this.

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Lmfao

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Pick either one

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

I will probably go to hell for this one but Gennings as a kid

 

[2D_]

 

[BonzoFury]

I will probably go to hell for this one but Gennings as a kid

If he ever gets a hold of this...he'll snap you in half.

 

[shrinkhawk]

N. Kessler...and a Bearded Lady

 

[yrunvs]

Assistant Coach/Safeties
Cody Deti



And...

Penn State Coach
James Franklin

 

[Tunadog]

Cal Martine

Actress Mindy Cohn

Brayden Jellison

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

If he ever gets a hold of this...he'll snap you in half.

If he ever gets a hold of this...he'll snap you in half.

lol- yeah he would no doubt and he could probably snap both of us in half to boot

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Assistant Coach/Safeties
Cody Deti



And...

Penn State Coach
James Franklin

Omg I think I just regurgitated my own vomit 🤢 that bald headed prick

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Oldy but goodie

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

God damn- another oldie but legend status on SAB

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

QB Beckham Pellant

and

Cameron Frye

 

[Georgia_Hawk]

 

[Georgia_Hawk]

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

QB Tommy Rittenhouse

and

Gomer Pyle

 

[shrinkhawk]

Head Coach Brock Spack....

and Nick Offerman, Parks & Rec

 

[shrinkhawk]

Duke transfer E. WROTEN...

...and a distant relative of LeBron James

 

[Hawkeye Marching Band]

Looks like Coach Spack is an easy target. Or should we call him Coach Pillow?

 

[The.Joe]

 

[kceasthawk]

Good Stripes reference!

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

DB CJ Hodgdon

and

 

[Georgia_Hawk]

When this guy gets older...

He's gonna morph into Leona Helmsley

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

When this guy gets older...

He's gonna morph into Leona Helmsley

Omg I do love this one and I will make sure it’s the number - SAB this week -god damn lol 😆

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[Cardsnhawks]

Braden Contreras

Cub Scout Matt Roth

Reese Edwards

Shanghai Peter Pan

Jack Tippmann

Deer in Headlights

Brandon Smith

Failed Soviet A-Bomb Test

Jamarcus Smith

Wasn't Me Guy

 

[the24fan]

And….

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

It appears some folks need to attend SAB class, or at least get a refresher on how it's supposed to work.

 

[the24fan]

It appears some folks need to attend SAB class, or at least get a refresher on how it's supposed to work.

Come on Larry . Don’t be that guy.
Just have fun with it.

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Braden Contreras

Cub Scout Matt Roth

Reese Edwards

Shanghai Peter Pan

Jack Tippmann

Deer in Headlights

Brandon Smith

Failed Soviet A-Bomb Test

Jamarcus Smith

Wasn't Me Guy

JHC … you won the Broyle Award for effort on SAB… hot damn that was a pleasure to view!

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

And….

I am nominating this as the best thus far holy sheet this was a banner reply! KUDOS TO THIS MAN!

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

The new broccoli haircut for male teens and men 🤮

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Benny Hills besty on the right