***OFFICIAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THREAD***

[FAUlty Gator]

 

[Bank of Hawk]

I eclipsed OPs mom’s butthole last night, needed glasses to see it proper too.

 

[Fijimn]

First an earthquake in NY, followed by an eclipse. MTG telling you that you better get right with God (by attending orgies at the local Cross Fit)

 

[QChawks]

 

[millah_22]

@SolarHawk

 

[FAUlty Gator]

First an earthquake in NY, followed by an eclipse. MTG telling you that you better get right with God (by attending orgies at the local Cross Fit)

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It’s so funny that she thinks this first that the eclipse is some sort of bad thing and secondly that it just showed up and we didn’t know it was coming on this date 150 years ago.

 

[seminole97]

 

[jawatkins]

I’m hoping the rapture happens so we get some of these people out of here.

 

[SA_Hawk]

I’m hoping the rapture happens so we get some of these people out of here.

Agreed, Hamas, ISIS, Taliban and most of the Muslim world vanished overnight the world would be a much safer

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[jawatkins]

Agreed, Hamas, ISIS, Taliban and most of the Muslim world vanished overnight the world would be a much safer

I didn’t know you believed Islam was the correct religion.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

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[franklinman]

I will be in the path, 98% at full eclipse 3: 14 . on my back deck enjoying a cold dark yuengling.

 

[SoDakHawk]

It's cloudy here today so far. Great.

 

[PAULA_C]

 

[jonesy5960]

Am I the only human on the planet that isn't excited about this? What's wrong with me?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Son," Dad can you tell what this solar eclipse is"?

Dad, "No son".

 

[Bonerfarts]

We need it to live

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It should be pretty entertaining when my cat starts humping my dog

 

[dekhawk]

I will be in the path, 98% at full eclipse 3: 14 . on my back deck enjoying a cold dark yuengling.

We had a full eclipse here in 2017. The mosquitoes came out in full force. We get 92% today.

 

[hawkeye54545]

I'm pissed it's going to put a hold on golfing for a few minutes. Stupid eclipse

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

This is pretty dumb stuff that people are spending all kinds of money for a few minutes

 

[hawkirugged17]

This is pretty dumb stuff that people are spending all kinds of money for a few minutes

Are you not entertained!

 

[Bonerfarts]

This is pretty dumb stuff that people are spending all kinds of money for a few minutes

I'd like to introduce you to the world's oldest profession.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Are you not entertained!

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Good thing he is south of the VFW

 

[mnole03]

The Onion’s really fallen off. This is just lazy writing.

 

[jawatkins]

This is pretty dumb stuff that people are spending all kinds of money for a few minutes

I just happened to be visiting my dad during the last big one and his land was in totality, it was an awesome experience, mostly because we cooked steaks over a wood fire and just enjoyed conversation and being around each other during an experience. It will be one of my favorite life experiences until I die. I would not travel just to see one though.

Also, try not to drive during or shortly after this event. A lot of people died last time.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

huge huge hoax being perpetrated upon us here in TX and elsewhere

it's a joke and a hoax wrapped in a flub

 

[Bank of Hawk]

I heard people are gonna die

 

[Bonerfarts]

huge huge hoax being perpetrated upon us here in TX and elsewhere

it's a joke and a hoax wrapped in a flub

No solar eclipse today? Main Stream media controlling the sheep?

 

[ferentzin04]

Agreed, Hamas, ISIS, Taliban and most of the Muslim world vanished overnight the world would be a much safer

I don’t think you understand how the rapture works.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

No solar eclipse today? Main Stream media controlling the sheep?

more like: weather is bad, and we have all known for like three weeks weather is bad and going to be bad

 

[ottumwan in tx]

so they have been telling us here in this area of texas, to get ready. 600,000 people are coming here. welp, we have had 10 million lately thanks to biden. so 600K theoretically should be no problem. but they did not arrive. last nite we were driving home from mizzou, right thru DFW and Waco, no traffic. they told us to stock up on groceries. HEB would be out of food. but they also told us , correctly, it was going to be cloudy today. it is. it is a huge joke.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I don’t think you understand how the rapture works.

Considering that only the righteous will be raptured, we don't know that it hasn't already happened.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

No solar eclipse today? Main Stream media controlling the sheep?

yes anything they can do to distract us

 

[goldmom]

I saw that all the hotels in Cleveland are sold out cause they’re in the 100% zone.
Bet all the hotel owners are ALREADY in rapture.

 

[drh1150]

 

[QChawks]