***OFFICIAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THREAD***
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I eclipsed OPs mom’s butthole last night, needed glasses to see it proper too.
It’s so funny that she thinks this first that the eclipse is some sort of bad thing and secondly that it just showed up and we didn’t know it was coming on this date 150 years ago.
I’m hoping the rapture happens so we get some of these people out of here.
Agreed, Hamas, ISIS, Taliban and most of the Muslim world vanished overnight the world would be a much safer
I didn’t know you believed Islam was the correct religion.
Am I the only human on the planet that isn't excited about this? What's wrong with me?
We had a full eclipse here in 2017. The mosquitoes came out in full force. We get 92% today.
I'd like to introduce you to the world's oldest profession.
Good thing he is south of the VFW
The Onion’s really fallen off. This is just lazy writing.
I just happened to be visiting my dad during the last big one and his land was in totality, it was an awesome experience, mostly because we cooked steaks over a wood fire and just enjoyed conversation and being around each other during an experience. It will be one of my favorite life experiences until I die. I would not travel just to see one though.
Also, try not to drive during or shortly after this event. A lot of people died last time.
huge huge hoax being perpetrated upon us here in TX and elsewhere
it's a joke and a hoax wrapped in a flub
it's a joke and a hoax wrapped in a flub
I don’t think you understand how the rapture works.
more like: weather is bad, and we have all known for like three weeks weather is bad and going to be bad
so they have been telling us here in this area of texas, to get ready. 600,000 people are coming here. welp, we have had 10 million lately thanks to biden. so 600K theoretically should be no problem. but they did not arrive. last nite we were driving home from mizzou, right thru DFW and Waco, no traffic. they told us to stock up on groceries. HEB would be out of food. but they also told us , correctly, it was going to be cloudy today. it is. it is a huge joke.
Considering that only the righteous will be raptured, we don't know that it hasn't already happened.
