OT : thousands forced to attend ISU

[slipHawk]

https://www.theonion.com/thousands-of-students-forced-to-attend-iowa-state-after-1833375032

Lol, well at least we have isu to laugh at, and we did beat them this year, so...

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Never go full retard. Iowa basketball sucks balls. Iowa st makes us look like ball suckers, you dumbass

Holy sh**, it's 'da coach' back after all these years.

 

[TouchdownMyPants]

That’s great.

 

[Lone Clone]

Sad thing is how many posters will take it seriously. It is good, though.

 

[Hawkfan_08]

Sad thing is how many posters will take it seriously. It is good, though.

Nobody will take it seriously. It's the Onion. All of their stories are made up for comedic relief.

 

[Lone Clone]

Nobody will take it seriously. It's the Onion. All of their stories are made up for comedic relief.

You and I know that. I have yet to see an Onion story that SOMEBODY didn't take seriously.

 

[CP84]

You and I know that. I have yet to see an Onion story that SOMEBODY didn't take seriously.

It's like a stereotype. There's always a hint of truth behind the joke.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

You and I know that. I have yet to see an Onion story that SOMEBODY didn't take seriously.

Years ago, the Onion reported Charlie Sheen was moving to Ames, IA. You wouldn't believe the Facebook comments, or perhaps you would.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

https://www.theonion.com/thousands-of-students-forced-to-attend-iowa-state-after-1833375032

Lol, well at least we have isu to laugh at, and we did beat them this year, so...

Please tell me you're aware this is satire.

 

[Lone Clone]

Years ago, the Onion reported Charlie Sheen was moving to Ames, IA. You wouldn't believe the Facebook comments, or perhaps you would.

Yeah. A couple of years ago there was a video about Ames and the water quality there. Several HR posters took it seriously.

Unfortunately, it WAS serious........

 

[hawkeye54545]

Iowa State sucks so bad

 

[Lone Clone]

Iowa State sucks so bad

"badly," not "bad."

 

[hawkeye54545]

"badly," not "bad."

It should have been "is awful"

 

[BBHawk]

https://www.theonion.com/thousands-of-students-forced-to-attend-iowa-state-after-1833375032

Lol, well at least we have isu to laugh at, and we did beat them this year, so...

That's hysterical! I especially liked this quote from the school president "At press time, Wintersteen confirmed that the university would not be adding any additional scholarships or housing, but promised that each student would love their dozens of new roommates."

 

[TheHawkeyeDudeAbides]

Imagine the Onion doing an article on parents having to give money to ISUcc for admission using fake photos of their prospective kids as football recruits. Maybe that is why their offer numbers are so high. Accepted at ISUcc.

 

[slipHawk]

Please tell me you're aware this is satire.

No shit sherlock

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

No shit sherlock

Well, sadly, I can't take that for granted around here.