From what I remember of you over on thematforums you should have no problem navigating the "cesspool". For most parents I STRONGLY recommend staying away from this board, but you should flourish here. Just remember to not take any slights towards Otto personally, because they WILL happen on here.
If you do engage the trolls, remember many of them aren't even Iowa fans and are here solely to stir the pot. After that, those that actually are Iowa fans have become so negative you could hand them 200kg of gold bars and they would find more ways to complain about how it was given to them, before even considering saying thank you!