Our Housekeeper Was 14 Minutes Late This Morning

[NoleATL]

Late, for the first time in the 9 years we've had the pleasure of her cleaning our home. What should be her punishment? She did text 20 minutes before her scheduled arrival time to let us know she was running late.

Of course, this is Beacon and I'm kidding. Just subtle bragging about how awesome she is...

 

[ping72]

I make mine remove an article of clothing for every 5 minutes she is late.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[THE_DEVIL]

More info needed before rendering an opinion, pics?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Google, "housekeeper punishment" probably find some good ideas.

 

[runkpanole]

Pics?

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Housekeeper? How poor are you that you only have one?
One a serious note, is there a better way to waste money than to pay someone to clean your house because you are to lazy to do it yourself?

 

[QChawks]

 

[ZachJump]

One a serious note, is there a better way to waste money than to pay someone to clean your house because you are to lazy to do it yourself?

Some of are to busy drinking to have time for such things.

 

[millah_22]

Housekeeper? How poor are you that you only have one?
One a serious note, is there a better way to waste money than to pay someone to clean your house because you are to lazy to do it yourself?

Can't wait to see what backwards reasoning you make up how paying a cleaner makes someone poor.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

One a serious note, is there a better way to waste money than to pay someone to clean your house because you are to lazy to do it yourself?

It really says a lot about a person. It's just laziness.

I look down upon people who hire other people to clean up their mess.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Some of are too busy drinking to have time for such things.

So your comeback is that it isn’t a waste of money because you need the time so you can waste more money drinking alcohol? Boy I hope you are still in your 20’s.

 

[millah_22]

It really says a lot about a person. It's just laziness.

I look down upon people who hire other people to clean up their mess.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Can't wait to see what backwards reasoning you make up how paying a cleaner makes someone poor.

I guess first you would need to explain to me how I said someone having a cleaner made them poor? All I said is that paying a house cleaner has to be one of the biggest wastes of money.

 

[millah_22]

I guess first you would need to explain to me how I said someone having a cleaner made them poor? All I said is that paying a house cleaner has to be one of the biggest wastes of money.

my b, i missed the word "only"

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

It really says a lot about a person. It's just laziness.

I look down upon people who hire other people to clean up their mess.

It is pretty sad. I have a cleaning person that comes into my office area at work to empty the trash and clean the floor and I cringe every time them come in.
They usually make a comment like no trash today or I guess I don’t need to clean the floor today because I usually take care of cleaning up after myself. It’s so weird to think someone can’t take a couple of minutes to clean up after themselves.
Do they have the housekeeper come over and wipe their a$$ every time they take a shit too?

 

[runkpanole]

I see the usual poors have come to this thread.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

HJ, no questions asked.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

I see the usual poors have come to this thread.

Can't wait to see what backwards reasoning you make up how not having a cleaner makes someone poor.

 

[Tenacious E]

It is pretty sad. I have a cleaning person that comes into my office area at work to empty the trash and clean the floor and I cringe every time them come in.
They usually make a comment like no trash today or I guess I don’t need to clean the floor today because I usually take care of cleaning up after myself. It’s so weird to think someone can’t take a couple of minutes to clean up after themselves.
Do they have the housekeeper come over and wipe their a$$ every time they take a shit too?

You can extend that argument to any service provided, from going to a restaurant and having food cooked and served to you, to snow removal, to lawn care, to pool care, to house cleaning, to changing your oil.

 

[HawkMachine]

Make her watch you and your husband make out. NTTAWWT

She'll show up early every time going forward, guaranteed.

 

[millah_22]

You can extend that argument to any service provided, from going to a restaurant and having food cooked and served to you, to snow removal, to lawn care, to pool care, to house cleaning, to changing your oil.

I have a car oil person that comes into my office area at work to change my oil and I cringe every time them come in.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

You can extend that argument to any service provided, from going to a restaurant and having food cooked and served to you, to snow removal, to lawn care, to pool care, to house cleaning, to changing your oil.

I can see all of those points. But i think most of those are different. Cleaning of a house is mostly needed because of your own doing. You need to clean the floor because of the mess you made. Clean the shitter because of the mess you made. Clean laundry because of the mess you made. Cleaning dishes because of the mess you made. One of the only things that needs done that isn’t a persons direct fault is dusting. You get a house cleaner because you are too lazy to clean up your own mess. The only one I could truly see comparable is going out to eat. A person needs to eat every day and occasionally they are too lazy to make their own food.
I would argue that getting someone to clean your pool, mow your lawn, clear the snow are all a form of laziness as well but at least nature has a hand the need for one of those services.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

I have a car oil person that comes into my office area at work to change my oil and I cringe every time them come in.

I have some stalkers on this message board that cause me to cringe every time they make what they think is a funny comment trying to mock me.

 

[runkpanole]

Can't wait to see what backwards reasoning you make up how not having a cleaner makes someone poor.

It gives me more time to bend your mom over backwards. It’s important to both her and I that the house be clean before we get it dirty.

 

[McLovin32]

Nice work, OP. This thread is better than I thought it would be.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

It gives me more time to bend your mom over backwards. It’s important to both her and I that the house be clean before we get it dirty.

I mean my mom did always make us clean the house before and after guests came over.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

I just don't want people in my crib messing with my stuff.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Bangable? Deportable?

If both answers are yes, use it.

 

[millah_22]

I have some stalkers on this message board that cause me to cringe every time they make what they think is a funny comment trying to mock me.

Oh so you can copy and paste what I say trying to mock me, but I can't do it back.

 

[McLovin32]

Oh so you can copy and paste what I say trying to mock me, but I can't do it back.

Quit stalking him, bro

 

[millah_22]

Quit stalking him, bro

He's not Caitlin Clark

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Oh so you can copy and paste what I say trying to mock me, but I can't do it back.

I did think of that though after I posted it 😀

 

[McLovin32]

He's not Caitlin Clark

But he is a cracker. So they have that in common.

 

[runkpanole]

I mean my mom did always make us clean the house before and after guests came over.

 

[millah_22]

But he is a cracker. So they have that in common.

 

[NoleATL]

I make mine remove an article of clothing for every 5 minutes she is late.

looks like I need to switch to a "he" housekeeper

 

[McLovin32]

 

[SolarHawk]

Housekeeper? How poor are you that you only have one?
One a serious note, is there a better way to waste money than to pay someone to clean your house because you are to lazy to do it yourself?

My time is too valuable to spend it cleaning. Money well spent to pay someone else to do it. Plus it makes the wife happy.