Pastor says women shouldn’t wear shorts

[Funky Bunch]

I looked on Google, it's been a while but from the general area and what I remember of the church (it was around 2010 we stopped), I'm thinking it was Shenendoah Baptist Bible Church, but I'm not 100% on it.

I was going to edit my post and ask if it was that one. Never knew anyone that went there, but I've heard they were a little looney.

 

[SSG T]

I was going to edit my post and ask if it was that one. Never knew anyone that went there, but I've heard they were a little looney.

Like I said, I'm not 100% on it. I know it was north of town, and some of the pics look familiar, but some didn't.

Anyway, they don't live there any more, I think they are in southern Illinois now.

 

[nu2u]

I think I found a loophole…

He said “shorts”. By definition, that does not include bikini bottoms.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

While I agree it is out of the ordinary, there seems to be a lot more of this recently in churches and religion.

Meh I'm not sure. I mean in 2008 Obama had the problem of a church he attended the pastor was shouting about how much he hates America.

But even if you say it's more common now I would say that all extremism is more common now.

 

[joelbc1]

Sounds like a new platform for the GOP.

Maybe a symptom of “Trump Syndrome”?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Touching a woman without her consent is wrong, no matter the religion, no?

Nah, dat shit is relative to culture, right @SocraticIshmael?

 

[SocraticIshmael]

Nah, dat shit is relative to culture, right @SocraticIshmael

What? Is there a reason you're tagging me here?

 

[Colonoscopy]

What? Is there a reason you're tagging me here?

Just asking a question.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Hey, @auntie_fah, is this sage advice for 13 year olds?

 

[SocraticIshmael]

Just asking a question.

In a thread in which I haven't commented?

I think you're getting your handles confused...

 

[auntie_fah]

Hey, @auntie_fah, is this sage advice for 13 year olds?

I dont care if a 13 yo wears shorts.
im not going to see it as an invitation to comment about their ass or legs like you do with the breasts of a 13 yo in a bikini.

 

[EasyHawk]

Doing God’s work.

 

[lucas80]

My mom and her siblings grew up in this nonsense. No music, no dancing... My grandfather only turned on the radio at noon during hurricane season to listen to the weather. He chased me with his belt on multiple occasions because I wouldn't sit for him to read the bible to me.

I’ll be if you’d listened you wouldn’t have been turned gay by Bud Light, or rock and roll music, or whatever flipped you.

 

[lucas80]

I think I found a loophole…

He said “shorts”. By definition, that does not include bikini bottoms.

I believe I can see two “loopholes”, I could exploit.

 

[hawkifann]

My wife and I were driving to DC and we stopped in Martinsburg, WV because a friend of hers lived there. The friend's husband worked at a church there, so we went to the service...they wouldn't let us in because I didn't have a suit/tie, and my wife had too short of a dress (it was at the bottom of her calf).

So yeah, I can attest that people like that pastor in the OP exist. Are they common? I hope not, but I've seen them with my own eyes.

This idiot is about 20 min from my house. Fantastical.

 

[hawkifann]

Doing God’s work.

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He is absolutely creepy AF. Holy hell.

 

[GOHOX69]

She's right. I prefer hot women wear thongs and gstrings in public. Shorts cover way too much.

 

[lucas80]

I’m sure he preaches regularly about being accountable for your choices.

You probably wear open toed shoes, you hussy.

 

[hawkbirch]

You probably wear open toed shoes, you hussy.

And I’ve had sex with more than 3 people. Whore!!

 

[EasyHawk]

And I’ve had sex with more than 3 people. Whore!!

The pastor says if he’s on the jury, the guy is going free because clearly you are open for business, and well, he’s a man.

 

[hawkbirch]

The pastor says if he’s on the jury, the guy is going free because clearly you are open for business, and well, he’s a man.

I always wear pants now. I’m a reformed whore.

 

[kzoohawk80]

While I agree it is out of the ordinary, there seems to be a lot more of this recently in churches and religion.

People say stupid shit outside of religion and churches. Just go watch Tik Tok for 5 minutes. Everyone has a platform to say dumb shit these days.

 

[EasyHawk]

His next sermon “Her Pants are too tight, that isn’t right.”

 

[SSG T]

And I’ve had sex with more than 3 people. Whore!!

According to the pastor in the OP, if you've had sex with anyone other than your husband (and only after marriage) and for any reason other than procreation and his "needs", you're a whore. Screw your needs (pun intended).

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I doubt if you were on a jury that you’d acquit?

If the shorts don't fit you must acquit...

 

[stillh8unlv]

And I’ve had sex with more than 3 people. Whore!!

Go on..... I'll of course assume you meant at the same time?

 

[stillh8unlv]

My mom and her siblings grew up in this nonsense. No music, no dancing... My grandfather only turned on the radio at noon during hurricane season to listen to the weather. He chased me with his belt on multiple occasions because I wouldn't sit for him to read the bible to me.

Did grandpa ever recant to you and apologize?

If not, I would have sat by his deathbed and thanked him for making you gay and that you really love the SM stuff cuz of his influence....then I would've gone into some very specific detail.

 

[hawkbirch]

Go on..... I'll of course assume you meant at the same time?

I was unaware there was another option.

 

[hawkbirch]

According to the pastor in the OP, if you've had sex with anyone other than your husband (and only after marriage) and for any reason other than procreation and his "needs", you're a whore. Screw your needs (pun intended).

I totally screw for my needs.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Generally speaking, I feel women should wear nothing all the time. But I guess thats neither here nor there for this discussion.