Hey Joe, thanks for stopping by. You're seeing our playful attempt at trash talk. I can't imagine anyone on here could come up with a reason to actually hate on you guys, and you're actually one of my favorite teams.....the week each season when you play Notre Dame. You could say the enthusiasm for this game is about as high as the temperatures are expected to be for it. FWIW, here's a very brief capsule about our team, which others here can correct as they see fit.
QB: Soph who can look brilliant or not be within 10 yards of a receiver. Hard to bring down.
RB's: solid group. if we can run decent on you, we win. Wadley can make people look really, really silly.
WR's: enigma. have trouble getting separation and can either make spectacular catches or let the ball bounce off their facemask. Literally.
TE's: very good and deep group. most here would agree that they should've been utilized more
OL: anyone's guess from day to day
DL: good group but struggle to get pressure on QB's mainly because of our scheme and the fact our DC changes things up once every season
LB's: 1 All-american, 1 very solid, 1 cringe-worthy. Again due to DC, they are at times exploited in covering TE's and WR's.
DB's: 1 All-american, and the rest depend on the day
special teams: we lead the nation in fair catches and likely have set a record for all-time, and i struggle to remember a kick-off returned beyond the 50. Very solid kicker but anyone reading this can punt better than our current crop. Seriously. I'm not kidding, and others on here will back me up. we are laughably bad punting the football.
Tear me apart with corrections gang!
I think you pretty much nailed it.