Please read # 5

[myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

Envy Iowa?

Envy what?

Is this guy serious? I'm supposed to envy your average football program.

It's why I love this site and Iowa fans.

There is nothing to envy, sir!

Yet you post all this meaningless Goofer crap here. ALL. THE. TIME. Its obvious you have an immense hard on for Iowa football.

 

[myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

Fleck dreams of mediocre seasons.

Ah, ok!

It's probably what most coaches do.

Probably better start with mediocre. Minnesota football hasn't been at that level for decades.

 

[RogerKint]

I can assure you all without a doubt that goldgoofer has never been laid.

Based on his posts, he is not yet in middle school. You have a lot to look forward to Goldteam!