Pooping in a bar

[Bro D]

Csb I went to happy hour and went to rock a piss, and a guy didn't lock the single toilet bathroom door and he was taking a shit at 4 pm at a bar. Who does that?

When was the last time you pooped in a bar?

 

[Derekd3408]

Well, if I'm in a bar and have to shit I shit. Don't care what time it is. I'd guess 6 months ago around 4pm on a Sunday was my last time.

 

[jawatkins]

Someone took a shit in the cocaine stall?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'd prefer to poop in OP mom's kitchen sink.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Abiut 30 years ago I had to take a dump at 1am at a Tallahassee bar called The Palace. It’s a shithole but was fun. One stall and it didn’t lock. Every 60 seconds someone came stumbling in. Not to mention the stall was filthy with puke and who knows what else on the floor and walls.

 

[BrianNole777]

Did he courtesy flush at least?

 

[ParkerHawk]

Senior Frog's in Cancun, 1:00 am on a Friday was worse than a port a potty

 

[Bro D]

I'd prefer to poop in OP mom's kitchen sink.

 

[Bro D]

Someone took a shit in the cocaine stall?

Yes! We live in a society

 

[FlickShagwell]

That’s gotta be the emergency of all emergencies. Absolute last resort. Animals have better sense than to take a shit in a bar.

At least it’s not the old open stalls in pre-2006 renovation of Kinnick Stadium.

 

[QChawks]

Do you at least get a handy?

 

[millah_22]

Was he shitting or waiting for someone to knock on the other side of the glory hole?

 

[JustSayOV]

That’s gotta be the emergency of all emergencies. Absolute last resort. Animals have better sense than to take a shit in a bar.

At least it’s not the old open stalls in pre-2006 renovation of Kinnick Stadium.

"You learn a lot about yourself and others watching a 60 year old man drop a deuce in the open aired stalls of Kinnick Stadium" - Todd Blankenship

That comment always stuck with me.....I think because as a kid going to games in Kinnick, this was indeed a very accurate statement.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Stein in Cedar Falls back in the day.

A Turkish prison would be a better alternative.

 

[goldmom]

Senior Frog's in Cancun, 1:00 am on a Friday was worse than a port a potty

I’ve been in Senor Frogs at 1AM on a Friday.
Was that YOU?

 

[jasonrann]

Stein in Cedar Falls back in the day.

A Turkish prison would be a better alternative.

Dude?! I hope you got checked for the gonorrhea. I spent a lot of time at The Stein from '88 to '92, but luckily never had to shit there.

 

[ParkerHawk]

I’ve been in Senor Frogs at 1AM on a Friday.
Was that YOU?

This would have been around 2007, probably a few weeks after spring break

 

[goldmom]

This would have been around 2007, probably a few weeks after spring break

Haven’t been to Cancun since 99 and won’t ever go back. 😬🤯

 

[WisestIowan]

I've pooped in dozens of bars. Some nicer than others. Some pretty terrible.

There's a bar in DSM called Toads (it's awesome) and the men's room used to be un-poopable for years. But... I have pooped in the women's room there. It's cramped but nice.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I count it as a win that I never shat at Jake's in Iowa City for all the times I went there in 5 years.

 

[Bro D]

I count it as a win that I never shat at Jake's in Iowa City for all the times I went there in 5 years.

I would have rather suffered the humiliation of shitting my pants in the bar then shitting in that bathroom

 

[hawkmart]

I count it as a win that I never shat at Jake's in Iowa City for all the times I went there in 5 years.

Pooping at Kinnick would be a step up from there. I don't recall the toilet even having a seat not to mention that the bar would be able to see you doing your thing every time the door opened. Haul a$$ to the then Chauncy's at the then Holiday Inn is what I was advised back then if had to take a poo on a night out.