You can learn a lot from some of these ladies... Follow a few on Twitter.
Kayden Kross: "The Internet mostly just allows a lot more complete strangers be mean to other complete strangers, and then sometimes Wikipedia is useful."
Great point. "A lot more complete strangers" can be pretty mean. I also agree about the Wikipedia thing.
Kayden Kross: "My flip flops were wet when I put them on. I continued walking for another 45 seconds before I realized it was dog drool. I am glamorous."
Translation: "Initially I thought it was just semen that dripped off my face. When I found out it was dog drool and I got it on my foot, I was totally grossed out."
Dana DeArmond: "When people ask me how I keep my hands so soft, I tell them my secret. I fist buttholes a lot."
Interesting. Given how irritated and itchy things get down there when you have mudbutt and can't get a quality wipe, I'd assume that feces aren't all that great for your skin.
Misha Cross: "9 hours on set and still haven't started my scene. You still think porn is fun?!"
I guess I didn't realize how tough porn stars have it. We need to increase their pay, provide better benefits, and make sure they have adequate breaks during their grueling work days. Write your senator.
Miss Genocide: "Hobo with a dollar sign tattoo just about breaks his neck to stare at my ass... HOW'S THAT POOR LIFE DECISION WORKIN OUT FOR YA."
Great advice on good life decisions from the star of "Rock and Roll in my Butthole 2".
Charlotte Stokely: "One concern of mine, is fruit bats can be infected by EBOLA. We use bat poop to fertilize our crops! Did you know that? !"
One concern of mine is that most commercially produced compost contains HUMAN FECES.
Bonnie Rotten: "Just pissed my self I'm so excited"
Bonnie, are you excited because you pissed yourself or you pissed yourself because you're excited? One requires a psychiatrist while the other requires a urologist. Punctuation is your friend!
Kristina Rose: "indian mens penises look like poops someetimes"
This is also interesting. I'm tempted to Google some photos as I've never seen one before. Is it just the color? Are they sometimes a bit lumpy and cracked? Will you occasionally see a piece of corn or a popcorn hull? Can anyone with more experience weigh in?
Kristina Rose: "nothing more annoying than a woman with a southern accent trying to talk to u about technical stuff. i'm like shouldn't u be on the porch??"
Is this racist? Do white people sit on porches? I've never been in the south.
Asa Akira: "If I could suck a stranger's penis in exchange for my suitcase being packed right now, I would do it."
I think this is a great business plan, personally. Anyone want to start a campaign on Kickstarter?
Kayden Kross: "The Internet mostly just allows a lot more complete strangers be mean to other complete strangers, and then sometimes Wikipedia is useful."
Great point. "A lot more complete strangers" can be pretty mean. I also agree about the Wikipedia thing.
Kayden Kross: "My flip flops were wet when I put them on. I continued walking for another 45 seconds before I realized it was dog drool. I am glamorous."
Translation: "Initially I thought it was just semen that dripped off my face. When I found out it was dog drool and I got it on my foot, I was totally grossed out."
Dana DeArmond: "When people ask me how I keep my hands so soft, I tell them my secret. I fist buttholes a lot."
Interesting. Given how irritated and itchy things get down there when you have mudbutt and can't get a quality wipe, I'd assume that feces aren't all that great for your skin.
Misha Cross: "9 hours on set and still haven't started my scene. You still think porn is fun?!"
I guess I didn't realize how tough porn stars have it. We need to increase their pay, provide better benefits, and make sure they have adequate breaks during their grueling work days. Write your senator.
Miss Genocide: "Hobo with a dollar sign tattoo just about breaks his neck to stare at my ass... HOW'S THAT POOR LIFE DECISION WORKIN OUT FOR YA."
Great advice on good life decisions from the star of "Rock and Roll in my Butthole 2".
Charlotte Stokely: "One concern of mine, is fruit bats can be infected by EBOLA. We use bat poop to fertilize our crops! Did you know that? !"
One concern of mine is that most commercially produced compost contains HUMAN FECES.
Bonnie Rotten: "Just pissed my self I'm so excited"
Bonnie, are you excited because you pissed yourself or you pissed yourself because you're excited? One requires a psychiatrist while the other requires a urologist. Punctuation is your friend!
Kristina Rose: "indian mens penises look like poops someetimes"
This is also interesting. I'm tempted to Google some photos as I've never seen one before. Is it just the color? Are they sometimes a bit lumpy and cracked? Will you occasionally see a piece of corn or a popcorn hull? Can anyone with more experience weigh in?
Kristina Rose: "nothing more annoying than a woman with a southern accent trying to talk to u about technical stuff. i'm like shouldn't u be on the porch??"
Is this racist? Do white people sit on porches? I've never been in the south.
Asa Akira: "If I could suck a stranger's penis in exchange for my suitcase being packed right now, I would do it."
I think this is a great business plan, personally. Anyone want to start a campaign on Kickstarter?
