Powerball is $900 million now

[naturalmwa]

My plan is looking better and better. Who wants to front me the $600 million so we can win?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

If I win -- in addition to the obligatory two chicks at the same time and hookers and cocaine brah -- I'm buying the new stadium for the Rams. And then have Moose and Rocco find Stan.

 

[naturalmwa]

If I win -- in addition to the obligatory two chicks at the same time and hookers and cocaine brah -- I'm buying the new stadium for the Rams. And then have Moose and Rocco find Stan.

So you're literally going to F it all away in the first day. Thats bold.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-j2VQbt4J7hY77/night_shift_1982_shut_up/

So you're literally going to F it all away in the first day. Thats bold.

I'm an aggressive gambler.

 

[naturalmwa]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-j2VQbt4J7hY77/night_shift_1982_shut_up/

I'm an aggressive gambler.

Generally I like it. Make a big splash, have a lasting impact and then back to life as normal. I can see some advantages. In my fantasies when I win, one of the issues is how to deal with your poor friends and family. Do you give money to everyone so you can all participate in your new playboy lifestyle? Do you form an entourage? Do you just get new friends? Your solution solves all this.

 

[The Tradition]

Generally I like it. Make a big splash, have a lasting impact and then back to life as normal. I can see some advantages. In my fantasies when I win, one of the issues is how to deal with your poor friends and family. Do you give money to everyone so you can all participate in your new playboy lifestyle? Do you form an entourage? Do you just get new friends? Your solution solves all this.

The first thing I'd do is buy a yacht and sail away where no one can find me.... ESPECIALLY family and friends.

 

[naturalmwa]

The first thing I'd do is buy a yacht and sail away where no one can find me.... ESPECIALLY family and friends.

I have some family like that too, but I get sea sick. I might buy you a yacht and pay you to take them with you.

 

[CeMar_Clone]

I bought some tickets on Saturday, and I never play the lottery. The lady right behind me starts going on same rant about how the lottery should be fair and make a 100 winners of the jackpot. Now we have people that to apply "fairness" to a freaking lottery! Had to be a democrat.

 

[lucas80]

Mediacom had revenues of 1.4 billion last year.

Does Mediacom give $1.4 billion to U of I every year for the naming rights? If I win I'd give a giant pile to Iowa and they'd name whatever I want after me. I'd have them paint my name on the water tower along with a tiger hawk. I'd sugar daddy the women's hoops program top put us on financial footing with the elite women's programs in the country.

 

[lucas80]

I stopped at Hy-Vee this morning and they had a separate line for Powerball tickets. Two plus sized individuals in scooters in the line. I assume one of them will win.