Question for Significant Others...

[JustSayOV]

I will spare you all the details of how this particular interaction came to be, but it came to the attention of the No-Pic wife that when I shower, while using a bar of soap, I physically use the bar of soap against/in my hand as the actual scrubbing device if you will against the skin of my arms, legs, etc, whereas she was appalled by this and stated that she merely creates the lather from bar soap in her hands, puts the bar of soap back down and then just lathers up without the actual bar of soap (then re-lathers hands as necessary)

***I should also note that I don't use the actual bar directly on the famunda areas and such....for those particular areas I use the hand lather method as no one needs my taint pubes on the bar of soap***

So what say you HBOT? Who is the psychopath here?

***A couple of my points of defense were the shape of some bars of soap (think like Irish Spring that has a curve to them) or some fancy bar soaps that have molded bumps on one side support the idea of using the bar soap directly on the skin I argued.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Back when I was still using soap bars I always soaped up a washcloth before applying to my body.

 

[JMNSHO]

SMH. YT people. Amirite?

 

[Funky Bunch]

I do the same as Op.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Soap bar directly to the body for me. Even the pubes.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Pretty sure we are going to be needing a picture of lathered up wife to determine the psycho.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Soap bar directly to the body for me. Even the pubes.

What he said.

 

[Bonerfarts]

When I was a kid, I used a washcloth and/or scrubbing device, but I noticed that everyone in soap commercials put the bar of soap directly on their body. I switched then and never went back.

 

[millah_22]

Soap onto wash cloth or sponge.

 

[Tenacious E]

I will spare you all the details of how this particular interaction came to be, but it came to the attention of the No-Pic wife that when I shower, while using a bar of soap, I physically use the bar of soap against/in my hand as the actual scrubbing device if you will against the skin of my arms, legs, etc, whereas she was appalled by this and stated that she merely creates the lather from bar soap in her hands, puts the bar of soap back down and then just lathers up without the actual bar of soap (then re-lathers hands as necessary)

***I should also note that I don't use the actual bar directly on the famunda areas and such....for those particular areas I use the hand lather method as no one needs my taint pubes on the bar of soap***

So what say you HBOT? Who is the psychopath year?

***A couple of my points of defense were the shape of some bars of soap (think like Irish Spring that has a curve to them) or some fancy bar soaps that have molded bumps on one side support the idea of using the bar soap directly on the skin I argued.

We only use shower gel. If there is a bar of soap it is directly going against the body part being cleaned. As far as I'm concerned, soap is self cleaning.

 

[HROT]

I feel like the bar soap on body doesn’t generate a great lather. So if I’m using bar soap (when I’m traveling) it’s with a wash cloth.

 

[SoProudNole]

Directly on my body. Then, put it back in the kids' bathroom to use.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Shower gel only. Soap bar is for olds.

 

[JWolf74]

Usually use shower gel, but if I use a bar I'll mix and match. It never creates a great later on hotel wash clothes so I end up doing most of it directly on skin.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

She is the psycho, use different bars of soap if you need to. I do combination like OP.

 

[Tenacious E]

Usually use shower gel, but if I use a bar I'll mix and match. It never creates a great later on hotel wash clothes so I end up doing most of it directly on skin.

If you want a good lather you have to really rub it hard on your pubes.

 

[artradley]

Who the hell uses bar soap?

 

[Honda Hawk]

I stopped putting the bar directly on myself around 3rd/4th grade. Graduated to washcloth. I'd say sometime during my early years of college I got into the body gel/loofa.

#loofastrong

 

[JustSayOV]

She is the psycho, use different bars of soap if you need to. I do combination like OP.

All I wanted to hear. I will let the the No-Pic know that @Ferentz_Fan noted that she is indeed the psycho.

Will report back later.

 

[JustSayOV]

Who the hell uses bar soap?

I am not an overly hairy individual naturally.....plus I am bald (shaved head because of hereditary baldness) so back when I had hair, I would use the body wash/shampoo combo or whatever and get it all lathered up in the hair on my head and go from there.....but alas these days I have no hair up there.

 

[ozzie8]

a few coarse butt hairs on the soap never hurt anyone

 

[HROT]

I’ve found if you really want to exfoliate, bring a Brillo pad in with you

 

[ozzie8]

Who the hell uses bar soap?

🙋‍♂️

 

[JustSayOV]

a few coarse butt hairs on the soap never hurt anyone

I honestly don't think it was a "hair on the soap" issue.....more so just the fact of it physcially touching all my manly stinkiness and filth directly and then her using it....

But as pointed out above, I would argue that the soap is "self-cleaning" anyways.

 

[ThorneStockton]

Depending on the level of filth, just a bar may not be providing enough friction to the scrub. Usually use a loofah.

 

[seminoleed]

I am not an overly hairy individual naturally.....plus I am bald (shaved head because of hereditary baldness) so back when I had hair, I would use the body wash/shampoo combo or whatever and get it all lathered up in the hair on my head and go from there.....but alas these days I have no hair up there.

As George Carlin once said, "Is there hair on a pear? Au contraire, mon frere."

 

[seminoleed]

I honestly don't think it was a "hair on the soap" issue.....more so just the fact of it physcially touching all my manly stinkiness and filth directly and then her using it....

But as pointed out above, I would argue that the soap is "self-cleaning" anyways.

Mrs. NoPics Ed used to complain about this as well, but the crisis was solved by her using Dove soap while I took up Irish Spring. Separate soap bars rules.

 

[BelemNole]

Bar soap on the body. Pits and junk first to work up a real lather

 

[Hendy hawk]

Who the hell uses bar soap?

All us poor's.

 

[beanerhawk]

No help here we both have our own soap in the shower. (well she may have like 5 different kinds I don't know what everything she has in there is) As for me.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Bar soap on the body. Pits and junk first to work up a real lather

Use Dial, shampoo first, then use soap starting with face and work down.

Rinse bar of soap off, drain bar dish. Turn off water and swing it, lol.

 

[jellyfish10]

Who the hell uses bar soap?

Wait, who the hell uses soap?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Bath gel and hands. Even when I used bar soap as a younger person, it was always soap the hands and scrub the body. It's why some of my teenage showers lasted a while.

 

[torbee]

Once when my SBW made me angry I jacked off into her facial loofah and just left it there for her to use the next day in the shower.

 

[torbee]

Back when I was still using soap bars I always soaped up a washcloth before applying to my body.

Yeah, but you probably also have intercourse in the pitch black through a hole in the comforter so . . .

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Once when my SBW made me angry I jacked off into her facial loofah and just left it there for her to use the next day in the shower.

 

[torbee]

Hey, it's good for the skin 🤷‍♂️

Beautician says sperm is the key to glowing skin | Newshub

Acne and wrinkles be gone!

www.newshub.co.nz

She should have THANKED me.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Once when my SBW made me angry I jacked off into her facial loofah and just left it there for her to use the next day in the shower.

Protein soaks

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Hey, it's good for the skin 🤷‍♂️

Beautician says sperm is the key to glowing skin | Newshub

Acne and wrinkles be gone!

www.newshub.co.nz

She should have THANKED me.

Judging by the line at your place when you’re out of town, I don’t think it was just from that one time that her skin is glowing

 

[torbee]

Judging by the line at your place when you’re out of town, I don’t think it was just from that one time that her skin is glowing