Supposedly one of the guys on the pontoon is Chase Shipman, owner of a mini Mart in Selma. Also he would allegedly rather have the white man's dollar.
Riverboat Fight
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It's particularly funny if you run Selma's Census data.
The population there is 86% black.
Guy is a moron. And bad at business.
These are going to be fun. The reenactment is good.
- Sep 13, 2002
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- 206,491
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Just when I lost all faith in America. They bring me back!
Ole boy swimming across to get into the fracas is pure fvcking gold. I want him on my team.
1. The white family deserved to have their arses beat.
2. Some folks went overboard after the white people were getting their just due.
2. Some folks went overboard after the white people were getting their just due.
If they all had been eating edibles instead of drinking this would've been a love in. People would have drowned but at least no punches would have been thrown.
Hort should sue. Copyrights infringement.
You know, if we actually get a viral trend of black and white people joyfully recreating this fight, it might just save this nation.
I'm waiting for an Ozzy Man review.
Jesus f#cking Christ
At least no one got shot so that’s a huge win for America
Ask a southerner and they will tell you there was no Civil war, it was the war of northern aggression
But there are losers and they are the redneck shit stains who ruined a lot of people's evening by not moving their white trash vessel when they were asked to repeatedly and then attacking the guy who was just doing his job. Alabama is a shithole, the place is infested with dudes like this
Seriously, black/white/gray/blue/old/young. Society sucks.
Be nice, treat people how you want to be treated. It's a simple concept.
The shirtless guy that punched the security guard started everything.
I'd give him 10 years if I was the Judge and I'd tell him he couldn't vote for Trump again.
@Funky Bunch
To be fair to Alabama most docks, marinas and landings in all of the lower 48 have their fair share of drunk and sunburned pricks in summertime.
Sort of like softball fields.
You really that worried about a woman hitting you that you’re going to hit her back? Do you smack kids around too? Better watch out for those babies that struggle to hold their heads up. They might headbutt you.
I have a client/friend who ended up shelling out about $100k to keep his daughter from getting a criminal record that would have likely damaged her career prospects over an incident when she was in school at FSU. She was underage, trying to use a fake ID to get into one of the popular bars; bouncer spotted that it was fake, wouldn't let her in. She freaked out, hit him a time or two, then gouged a few bit ruts into his face with her fancy fingernails. She wouldn't have looked like a threat to anyone - a cute little blonde, about 5'4" & about 110 pound sorority girl (no pics)....but she effed that bouncer up, big time. I wouldn't have blamed him if he'd turned her lights out.
You know he could have just grabber her arms and held here there. At 5’4 110lbs I’m guessing it wouldn’t have taken much effort to hold her down until she calmed the f down.
Their is an in between of standing there like a dumb dumb while getting scratched to shit and cold cocking a female.
Their is an in between of standing there like a dumb dumb while getting scratched to shit and cold cocking a female.
You better believe that any baby comes up in my space can catch these hands, as well as any folding chairs in the vicinity.
Yep, just another MAGA piece of shit
If he had grabbed her arms before she attacked him, he'd have been fired (at a minimum) and likely she would have pressed charges because hr had the nerve to put his hands on her.
After she attacked him, it was too late as he was already going to need plastic surgery.
"Reggie Gray, the man wielding the folding chair, is being asked to contact the police department."
That's nuts. He should be charged with attempted murder.
That's nuts. He should be charged with attempted murder.
Hilarious. It's great we can laugh about this ridiculousness and that there are still people out there with a sense of humor.
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