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BelemNole

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Have a new guy in that i'm training so I'm in the office 5 days a week for the first time in years. Not a fan.
People coughing, microwaving tuna, can hear everyone's calls. Plus, I can't watch TV in the afternoons when a game is on.
I refuse to live like this again!
 
Have a new guy in that i'm training so I'm in the office 5 days a week for the first time in years. Not a fan.
People coughing, microwaving tuna, can hear everyone's calls. Plus, I can't watch TV in the afternoons when a game is on.
I refuse to live like this again!
Just bring the new guy to your home and train him there. I’m sure you have the necessary equipment:

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At my old office people used to eat corndogs at like 8 in the morning. There is just something unsettling about microwaved corndogs for breakfast with ketchup.
The guy in the office next to mine eats chips at 9am. He also goes into a storage room for his smoker's coughing fits. The annoying part is the storage room he goes to is right behind my office, so I hear it all through the wall anyway.

He works IT.
 
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Have a new guy in that i'm training so I'm in the office 5 days a week for the first time in years. Not a fan.
People coughing, microwaving tuna, can hear everyone's calls. Plus, I can't watch TV in the afternoons when a game is on.
I refuse to live like this again!
I used to eff with the guy in the cubical next to mine years ago. He was a complainer about everything including the food smells in the office. He always went overboard with his complaining and needed punished.

So after a Christmas party I found a package of smoked salmon and opened it and poured the juices into the bottom of one of his file drawers and then placed pieces of fish deep between files I know he never touched.

Drove him nuts for a good two years till he moved on.
 
I used to eff with the guy in the cubical next to mine years ago. He was a complainer about everything including the food smells in the office. He always went overboard with his complaining and needed punished.

So after a Christmas party I found a package of smoked salmon and opened it and poured the juices into the bottom of one of his file drawers and then placed pieces of fish deep between files I know he never touched.

Drove him nuts for a good two years till he moved on.
I keep a barbed wire covered bat in my trunk for people like you.
 
At my old office people used to eat corndogs at like 8 in the morning. There is just something unsettling about microwaved corndogs for breakfast with ketchup.

My kids love the pancake and sausage version of the breakfast corndog. Your peers were making the State Fair normal version of corn dogs?
 
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I used to eff with the guy in the cubical next to mine years ago. He was a complainer about everything including the food smells in the office. He always went overboard with his complaining and needed punished.

So after a Christmas party I found a package of smoked salmon and opened it and poured the juices into the bottom of one of his file drawers and then placed pieces of fish deep between files I know he never touched.

Drove him nuts for a good two years till he moved on.
Is that an Office episode?
 
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At my old office people used to eat corndogs at like 8 in the morning. There is just something unsettling about microwaved corndogs for breakfast with ketchup.
I can picture a pale bald guy with short sleeves and a tie chowing down and wiping his hands on his pants.
 
At my old office people used to eat corndogs at like 8 in the morning. There is just something unsettling about microwaved corndogs for breakfast with ketchup.
I hate people like that. We get it, you're a health nut. No need to shame us normal folks.
 
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