Rumors?

[dbrocket]

I heard Brandon Smith was walking near the building where they used to do animal experiments in the 70s and was bitten by a radioactive Labrador Retriever and now has all its abilities. Don't be surprised if he catches everything thrown his way in 2018.

Anyone heard anything else?

 

[mwhiton52]

in

 

[Herky the Uruk-hai]

Your story is correct except it was not a Labrador Retriever, it was a Border Collie so he wants to switch over to defense and be a corner - strong desire to cover and contain the edge.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Great album. When I was a kid I had a huge crush on Stevie nicks. Then the internet came around and I saw photos of her "today"..... not so much.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumours_(album)

https://www.google.com/search?q=ste...8#imgdii=8muSnufiDQ2LGM:&imgrc=X6RPHVxAckE_uM:

 

[dbrocket]

Your story is correct except it was not a Labrador Retriever, it was a Border Collie so he wants to switch over to defense and be a corner - strong desire to cover and contain the edge.

Goddamn it. We need someone to catch the ball!

 

[dbrocket]

Great album. When I was a kid I had a huge crush on Stevie nix. Then the internet came around and I saw photos of her "today"..... not so much.

What?

Edited to reflect your edit: Ahhhh, gotcha.

 

[Roy-munson]

Goddamn it. We need someone to catch the ball!

 

[pink shizzle]

Potential issue here is that dogs catch with their mouths, which could be problematic due to the face mask. Hopefully his hands are better than paws.

 

[Rustys Dad]

I'm not even sure what I'm reading here ...

 

[dbrocket]

Potential issue here is that dogs catch with their mouths, which could be problematic due to the face mask. Hopefully his hands are better than paws.

I asked about this. Apparently their catching ability comes from spatial reasoning, not from use of their snouts, so it translates fine to catching with hands.

 

[Hawgk]

I heard Brandon Smith was walking near the building where they used to do animal experiments in the 70s and was bitten by a radioactive Labrador Retriever and now has all its abilities. Don't be surprised if he catches everything thrown his way in 2018.

Anyone heard anything else?

I'm calling bullshit.

 

[RogerKint]

I could do without the fleas. But it would be great to be able to lick your own nuts at the end of each quarter.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Jebus Clark it's not that hard..... Brandon Smith got bite by a radio active border collie and is thinking about switching to defense after gaining the ability to pee for 4.5 minutes straight. We have a recent silent commit from air bud but there are concerns with his ability to "paw" the ball. The internet, not cocaine, ruined Fleetwood mac.

 

[dbrocket]

I'm calling bullshit.

My source is usually reliable.

 

[dbrocket]

Update: I spoke with someone close to the coaching staff. The breed has not been verified. There has been no position change as yet, but Phil is lobbying for him at CB. Source confirmed he's pretty great at taking it away, on top of catching. Also high jumps like 12 feet.

Source says BF is adamant he play at WR, and he's been tireless since he woke the next day. It's possible he plays both ways.

 

[BigOHawk]

Legendary thread is legendary...

 

[Scott559]

 

[icwesthawk]

Great album. When I was a kid I had a huge crush on Stevie nicks. Then the internet came around and I saw photos of her "today"..... not so much.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumours_(album)

https://www.google.com/search?q=ste...8#imgdii=8muSnufiDQ2LGM:&imgrc=X6RPHVxAckE_uM:

Don't Stop with the second hand news I don't want to know.

BTW, Stevie Nicks will always be hot

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

1.Wut?

2.Wrong.

 

[StallmanCurse]

1.Wut?

2.Wrong.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

"Busted"?

 

[StallmanCurse]

"Busted"?

He listed three track titles off the album.

 

[Herkmeister]

I heard something happened to Wirfs too.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Ahhhh. I was wondering with the "dont stop" but after someone got butt hurt for being forced to read the twitter thread this am my gaurd is up.

(not that poster)

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Scott frost is considering dropping the Nebraska job and returning to So FL to sell insurance.

 

[Herkmeister]

Ahhhh. I was wondering with the "dont stop" but after someone got butt hurt for being forced to read the twitter thread this am my gaurd is up.

Yes, from your avatar I see you guard is up. And may I say it's quite intimidating?

 

[Herkmeister]

Scott frost is considering dropping the Nebraska job and returning to So FL to sell insurance.

State Farm?

SCOTT FROST - YOUR GOOD NEIGHBOR
​

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Nothing says internet tough guy like the googled image "nerd larping"

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

State Farm?

SCOTT FROST - YOUR GOOD NEIGHBOR
​

Incoming insults from Nebraska fans 3........2.........1

 

[StallmanCurse]

Ahhhh. I was wondering with the "dont stop" but after someone got butt hurt for being forced to read the twitter thread this am my gaurd is up.

(not that poster)

Ha ha, no worries. Just a light-hearted jab.

 

[Herkmeister]

Ha ha, no worries. Just a light-hearted jab.

Fight bar tonight!! BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

You don't want no part of this bud. I have 2 lvl 70 paladins.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Hot off the press: Brian Ferentz shaves his pits, Mary does not.

 

[mvhomerj]

Different spelling, but pronounced the same. Possibly one of the greatest albums ever. Get it?

 

[dbrocket]

I heard something happened to Wirfs too.

That could be really bad or really good. Also, do you think the NCAA would have a problem with Gamma Radiation? It's technically not a drug, but definitely performance enhancing...

 

[Hawkeyeinsoutherncalifornia]

LOL DBROCKET..

I heard Brandon Smith was walking near the building where they used to do animal experiments in the 70s and was bitten by a radioactive Labrador Retriever and now has all its abilities. Don't be surprised if he catches everything thrown his way in 2018.

Anyone heard anything else?

 

[markfromj]

Smith now seen licking himself. Lucky guy.

 

[Herky the Uruk-hai]

That could be really bad or really good. Also, do you think the NCAA would have a problem with Gamma Radiation? It's technically not a drug, but definitely performance enhancing...

Only those familiar with the Avengers Universe know that rhabdomyolysis was really a side effect to gamma radiation treatment. The Doyle formula produces a bright golden color instead of green.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Just heard from a reliable source Juan Harris is transferring to Iowa.

 

[myteamcanbeatupyourteam]

Smith now seen licking himself. Lucky guy.

Yeah but the random dry humping of coed's legs on campus is going to get him in trouble and cost us a receiver. Double edged sword.