Rumors?

[dbrocket]

I have good news and bad news. Some of the other players have been scrounging around the area where B. Smith was attacked, hoping to get superpowers of their own. B. Snyder disappeared. Toren Young forced a hedgehog to bite him and, while he did get supersonic speed, he now drops rings whenever he gets tackled and he'll die if he runs out. It's very dangerous for him.

 

[dbrocket]

Yeah but the random dry humping of coed's legs on campus is going to get him in trouble and cost us a receiver. Double edged sword.

He didn't *become* a dog. He still has sapience and can control himself. He just got dog powers.

 

[dbrocket]

Just heard from a reliable source Juan Harris is transferring to Iowa.

He was, but he changed his mind.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Well played.

 

[Quintana]

hopefully this wasn't the Labrador retriever...

 

[soybean]

Don't Stop with the second hand news I don't want to know.

BTW, Stevie Nicks will always be hot

 

[Randall Stanhope]

I heard Brandon Smith was walking near the building where they used to do animal experiments in the 70s and was bitten by a radioactive Labrador Retriever and now has all its abilities. Don't be surprised if he catches everything thrown his way in 2018.

Anyone heard anything else?

If you meant radioactive spider, the player was probably Peter Pekar.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I heard from a reliable source that Stanley is really getting after it in his off-season workouts. He has also claimed that he's not going to get a haircut until the Hawks with the B1G.

Recent pic:

 

[kceasthawk]

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I would.........

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Hot off the press: Josey Jewell wasn't actually sick for the pinstripe he just had indigestion from too much ketchup he had put on a well done steak the previous day.

 

[dbrocket]

Hot off the press: Josey Jewell wasn't actually sick for the pinstripe he just had indigestion from too much ketchup he had put on a well done steak the previous day.

He's dead to me.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

There is a new rumor which may actually be true...... muskie is back.

 

[mick82]

Your story is correct except it was not a Labrador Retriever, it was a Border Collie so he wants to switch over to defense and be a corner - strong desire to cover and contain the edge.

Goddamn it. We need someone to catch the ball!

Why swear??

 

[dbrocket]

Why swear??

**Titanic fart noise, droning into eternity, loud enough to wake the dead, its dread resonance causing earthquakes and making volcanoes erupt all over the globe**

 

[Hawkdome]

Hi i am gilligan

 

[EastIowaHawk]

We fry ours in butter.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

Gary Barta spotted in Houston area shopping for new Baseball coach.

 

[dbrocket]

Idk what you all are even referencing anymore.

 

[Wasnt-drunk-didnt-troll]

The Nebraska players may have rhabdo.



https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/rhabdomyolysis-symptoms-causes-treatments