Say something nice about Minnesota

[Tiggerhawk]

You go first.. Going to take me a bit

It has raised the IQ level of Scandanavia significantly.

 

[Recruiting Violation]

Minnesota makes a nice buffer between Iowa and those crazy, dirty Canadians (Tevaun's family excepted, of course).

 

[Coyote8]

My son in law is from MN. He's not a bad guy.

 

[Hawkman34]

They aren't Illinois!!!!

 

[KuwaitHawk]

Can I get back to you? Mom always said if you ain't got nice things to say about someplace - stay quiet. I'll use my library voice.

 

[hansenhawk]

Pretty good northern pike fishing.

 

[Packer54]

They have great seasons:

July and Winter

 

[HawkinMN]

Minnesota wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the Minnesotans.

 

[hawkhorn]

Chicken and wild rice soup and The Loon in Mpls

 

[JE_Hawk]

Have had some great fishing trips there.

 

[meatloaf55]

There team was good like 60 years ago

 

[Ree4]

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

You go first.. Going to take me a bit

Minneapolis has a pretty good punk music scene

 

[MavHawk1]

Their starting middle linebacker is from Spirit Lake

 

[spiderland]

Minneapolis has a pretty good punk music scene

I was going to say Hüsker Dü and The Replacements.

And, while not punk, I suppose you could talk me into the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

 

[broth87]

You go first.. Going to take me a bit

Minnesota. It's not Nebraska.

 

[Parker D]

Their old football facility has very comfortable and spacious bathroom stalls. 2 people could have intercourse in them if they were drunk enough.

 

[Scott559]

They get lot's of snow

 

[thecarls]

I root for Minnesota over most other Big10 teams. I only hate them one week a football season and twice during hoops.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

I was going to say Hüsker Dü and The Replacements.

And, while not punk, I suppose you could talk me into the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

A few of my favorite bands are out of Minneapolis.
Dillinger Four, Off With Their Heads, Lifter Puller (former band of The Hold Steady's Craig Finn), Banner Pilot are a few off of the top of my head.

 

[LeroyHawk]

That hot lady that has that house rehab show on TV is from Minnesota. Oh, wait, that's Michigan. I got nothing.

 

[DixieHawkeye]

They have an excellent defense and a really crappy offense.

Excellent hardly. Good to Very Good maybe depends on what week it is.

 

[General Tso]

Most of the state used to be part Iowa.

Oh, and they had to manufacture the term Minnesota Nice to cover up the fact that most of the locals are insecure, passive-aggressive hunyucks.

 

[bigazzturkeyleg]

Surly and no sales tax on clothes

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they did not sodomize Floyd, again.

 

[grosie#2]

They have a lot of lakes, their state bird is the mosquito, they tell a lot of stupid Iowa jokes, and they end every sentence a "A". For example, maybe we should go fishing "A".

 

[HerkysBro]

You go first.. Going to take me a bit

SPAM "the fake meat"

 

[Herkmeister]

I hate the state!! But they do have some really kinky women up there!!!!!!!! REALLY REALLY KINKY!! I MEAN LIKE TOTALLY PERVERTED!!!!!!!!!

 

[mthawkeyes]

Ole and Lena jokes.

 

[navyrules]

 

[ICHawk95]

They have beautiful goalposts.

 

[maxstabs13]

Minnesota has a lot of lakes... Nice enough?

 

[Floyd_Of_Rosedale]

You go first.. Going to take me a bit

I've been scribbling up ideas for 12 hours now....I came up with nothing.

 

[maxstabs13]

They paid me to travel there. I went on Spring Break to Minneapolis with friends and since 18 is the gambling age we went to Mystic Lake Casino... I lost $150 the first night... The next night I don't recall how much I won, but lets just say after coming up with $450 to pay for gifts, hotel, cabs, etc... I came back to Iowa with $500, so I was essentially paid to go there. Blackjack is now the only game I play at the Casino. I am guessing I won somewhere in the ballpark of $500-600 that night.

 

[icu81222]

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they did not sodomize Floyd, again.

Again? Bastards!

 

[markfromj]

That hot lady that has that house rehab show on TV is from Minnesota. Oh, wait, that's Michigan. I got nothing.

Not sure she is all that hot, but Nicole Curtis's show is indeed in Minnesota. You were correct.

 

[Recruiting Violation]

They gave us this guy:

On second thought, I can't tell if that's good or bad. Members of the jury, what say you??

 

[hknation]

Goopher fans coined the mature & endearing phrase; "who do we hate....Iowa".

 

[grosie#2]

They have strong beer.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

They're going to be kind enough to return our trophy to us on Saturday after taking care of it for a year while our football team was in hibernation......