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GOHOX69

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Fellow degenerates I am not a gambler but I have invested in sketchy crap like Gamestop. These days I see infomercials for betting sites all over tv. Which is the simplest one to use? And is there a primer for idiots like me to learn how to gamble? I still don't know what a parlay is although I know what a parfait is. Help please. Thanks.
 
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Fan Duel is what I use, it's very simple to navigate.

A parlay is when you're making more than one bet at a time and you need to win them all. A simple example is you pick the Bulls, Lakers and Celtics all to win on one ticket. They all win and your a winner. You can do straight up (that's the money line) or against the spread. It's not hard after you get used to it.
 
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Fan Duel is what I use, it's very simple to navigate.

A parlay is when you're making more than one bet at a time and you need to win them all. A simple example is you pick the Bulls, Lakers and Celtics all to win on one ticket. They all win and your a winner. You can do straight up (that's the money line) or against the spread. It's not hard after you get used to it.
Thank you good sir!
 
Fan Duel is what I use, it's very simple to navigate.

A parlay is when you're making more than one bet at a time and you need to win them all. A simple example is you pick the Bulls, Lakers and Celtics all to win on one ticket. They all win and your a winner. You can do straight up (that's the money line) or against the spread. It's not hard after you get used to it.
It’s not complicated. But it IS hard. At least to win consistently. 🙂
 
Casino Gambling has been defined as Senior Citizens spending
their children's inheritance.

Sports Betting has been defined as young men wasting their
money because they have no children.
 
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It depends on your state. Where the option is available, you should use your legalized betting options instead off the off-shore sites, even if it the cost is very slightly more (this isn't even always the case). The more transparency, the better and regulation and legislation seems to be headed in this direction in the US nationwide, finally. It took me years to recover a balance on Full Tilt Poker (which was a fair amount worth spending time on, though not life-changing).

The most common forms of betting are spread betting, moneyline and prop bets. I prefer moneyline, which takes away certain kinds of "bad beats", like Southern hitting a "significant to some" last second half court shot against Iowa in the second game of the year.

Spread - the team with a (-) is the favorite, (+) is the underdog. If you bet the underdog, you "give the points". If Iowa is a 2.5 point underdog and you bet on them, but Iowa only loses by 2, you win.

Moneyline - a little more confusing but the same +/- idea applies
Iowa +120
Illinois -140

The base figure is $100. If you bet $100, you get $120 if Iowa wins. If you bet $140 on Illinois, you win $100.

Prop bets- Sometimes expressed as a ratio. If Iowa is 10:1 to win the national championship, and wins, you get $10 for every 1 you bet. Often, this is expressed using the moneyline figure. So 10:1 is the same as +1000. If you bet $100 on Iowa to win the Natty, you get $1000 if they win.



A parlay means that you're simply making multiple bets at "double-or-nothing". If you do a four way parlay, you have to win all four bets to win. If you lose any of the four, you lose your wager. But if you do win all four, you win 8x your original wager (less the "vig"/house take) The house takes a bit of a bigger cut with parlays so most big money gamblers do not play these. They're more of a lotto ticket to win a lot of money on a small wager.
 
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$976 will pay for your lawn care to be done for one year
by the best professionals in the business. In McClellan
Heights you need to keep up with the neighbors where
the grass is always greener on their side of the fence.
 
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Fellow degenerates I am not a gambler but I have invested in sketchy crap like Gamestop. These days I see infomercials for betting sites all over tv. Which is the simplest one to use? And is there a primer for idiots like me to learn how to gamble? I still don't know what a parlay is although I know what a parfait is. Help please. Thanks.

A wager I use pretty regularly is a teaser. It's a combo bet, I typically do two teams.

Team A is starts out originally favored by 10 points (-10). I can tease that down to -3.
Team B is starts out favored by 3 points (-3). I can tease them to +4.

Both teams need to cover. College basketball will generally allow at least 6 points on a two team teaser. NFL games will usually do at least 7 points.
 
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Started with $100 when football kicked off last September. Sitting at $976 today.

If you go slow, bet smart and don’t mind grinding - you can make money.
I’m always on the wrong side of a half point. Or the TD before half from Brady last week from hitting the under.

I have done a college football pool where you pay a fee to begin the year and pick five each week. Spread, O/U. I’ve killed it the past two seasons. Finishing 20+ over .500. Do you think I do that well when I single bet through the apps? Nope! Hah.
 
Gambling is like meth. It gives you such a good rush followed by feeling horrible. You chase that high every day knowing in the end you will just wind up with no money, no job, and living under a bridge. Good luck.
 
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