Swag

[Derekd3408]

SIL is at the Clipper. Your move....I built u up.

 

[naturalmwa]

The geese fly south and everything is lovely.

 

[jellyfish10]

SIL is at the Clipper. Your move....I built u up.

How long will it take me to get there from Counciltucky?

 

[The_Joker13]

Thread has potential...

 

[jellyfish10]

Thread has potential...

Let's see...OP starts thread about SIL...gives location of said SIL...calls out a big ole swinging d to meet her...what could possibly be missing from this thread?

 

[Herkmeister]

Don't let it die boys. I need a reason to stay up.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Duuuuddeeee I was out at Flix tonight with a new chick!!

Why would you do this tonight?!???

 

[Derekd3408]

Still partying swag. We don't Eva grow up. I'm about a 1000 ML of vodka it and getting crazy.

 

[DarkThunder#61]

And then everyone passed out.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Still partying swag. We don't Eva grow up. I'm about a 1000 ML of vodka it and getting crazy.

I'm so sad. Btw, I asked an old coworker who grew up here and think I have who this chick is. Three sisters and you married the middle one?

 

[Derekd3408]

I'm so sad. Btw, I asked an old coworker who grew up here and think I have who this chick is. Three sisters and you married the middle one?

Correct

 

[swagsurfer02]

Correct

Great looking girls, you definitely married into the right family. Also, if you ever have a daughter and she looks like her mom/aunts.....you NEED to buy a gun and chastity belt!

 

[jellyfish10]

Great looking girls, you definitely married into the right family. Also, if you ever have a daughter and she looks like her mom/aunts.....you NEED to buy a gun and chastity belt!

I had 10 seconds of proof that Derek is packing heat but alas it's gone. Guns and booze, the perfect match! Classic!

 

[ANYCHawk]

 

[Derekd3408]

I had 10 seconds of proof that Derek is packing heat but alas it's gone. Guns and booze, the perfect match! Classic!

Yikes. I need to have a locking mechanism on my phone when I drink.

 

[jellyfish10]

Yikes. I need to have a locking mechanism on my phone when I drink.

No way Kemosabe! Don't say that! Don't you ever say that!

 

[Greenway4Prez]

And to think I withdrew from consideration for a job in Ankeny last week....

Look at the shenanigans I'm missing!

 

[The_Joker13]

Let's see...OP starts thread about SIL...gives location of said SIL...calls out a big ole swinging d to meet her...what could possibly be missing from this thread?

Did not deliver

 

[swagsurfer02]

Can I get some credit for not just hanging out with one chick, seeing the Swag symbol above Ankeny and running to go and try to shag another chick rotten?


I'm trying to be more mature now, this shit isn't easy!

 

[jellyfish10]

Can I get some credit for not just hanging out with one chick, seeing the Swag symbol above Ankeny and running to go and try to shag another chick rotten?


I'm trying to be more mature now, this shit isn't easy!

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[swagsurfer02]

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

When are we getting a dislike button?

 

[The_Joker13]

When are we getting a dislike button?

TOS has one. Time for HR to catch up.

 

[longliveCS40]

When are we getting a dislike button?

Careful what you wish for. You would be drowning in dislikes for letting all of us down.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Careful what you wish for. You would be drowning in dislikes for letting all of us down.

Surely I'm not the only one capable of spitting game to Derek's SIL.

 

[longliveCS40]

Surely I'm not the only one capable of spitting game to Derek's SIL.

The rest of us are too old, too married or too white and awkward. We're all living vicariously through you. No pressure.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

The rest of us are too old, too married or too white and awkward. We're all living vicariously through you. No pressure.

This.

So much this.

Especially the part about-- ah, hell, all of its true.